Ali: This has got to be a record!

Tsunade: None of you get used to it.

Ali: Shush up! Anyway, I hope you enjoy it!

Tsunade: Ali *holds syringe* Are you not going to say the disclaimer?

Ali: I OWN NOTHING BUT THE PLOT!

Tsunade: Good *throws syringe at Ali's feet*

Ali: What's that for?

Tsunade: FOr taking so long.

Ali: Couldn't you have given me a warning?

Tsunade: I knew where I was aiming, I wouldn't have hit you.

Ali: That's not the point, the point is that the point of that thing almost got in me foot.

Tsunade *rolls her eyes and walks away* If you see it that way.

Ali: Am I the only one who cares about this?... only one? *crickets* Fine... review at the end please. *sulks in a corner*


Chapter Four:

Potty Training

Kabuto was currently at the age of two and Kakashi (AN: Kakashi is at the age of ten) was still changing his diapers and was starting to get tired of it. How old did he had to be to learn how to utilize the latrine?! He was currently leaning against the couch of the Namikaze residence and he looked lazily up at his sensei who stood over him.

"Yes Minato sensei?"

"Don't you know your brother needs to learn how to use the bathroom?"

"You think I don't know? I think Asuma got it in his head that the toilet will eat him," Kakashi muttered, remembering a few days ago when he introduced the white bowl to his brother. Needless to say Kabuto ran out yelling, 'the toilet's gonna eat me!' all the way to Jiraiya. "What a drag..."

"Since when did you become a Nara?" Minato joked.

"Since I learned why I don't want to be a parent until the proper age," Kakashi snapped.

"We're going on a mission tomorrow... or at least Obito, Rin, and I are."

"Please take me with you, I haven't been on a proper mission in months!" Kakashi practically begged.

"What happens if you die? How will Kabuto react to losing his dear big brother? how would he react to losing his Kaka?"

Kakashi stopped. He knew that this would be a devistating blow on his brother, one that he wouldn't want to inflict on him. After all, Kakashi was most likely the closest thing to a father as well as a brother to the boy, he wouldn't want Kabuto to go through what he did.

"How dangerous is the mission?" Kakashi finally asked.

"A C-Rank."

"SO it's not dangerous?"

"Sometimes C-Ranks can get pretty dangerous," Minato reminded him.

"What's the mission?"

"Picking up a few herbs."

Potentially dangerous, but no high rank ninja would be coming after us, Kakashi mused. "Who'd look after Kabuto?"

"Most likely Lord Sarutobi."

"You won't go on any missions until he's potty trained," Minato ordered.

Kakashi's jaw dropped. "Minato sensei! Asuma has him afraid of the toilet!"

"Then make him learn to love it."

Fuck my life, the chuning thought.

~TIME SKIP (A FEW HOURS LATER)~

Kakashi was slumped on the couch, changing his brother. "Kabuto, do yuo want to make me happy?"

"Yes Kaka," he said.

"Will you go say hi to the toilet at least?"

Kabuto shook his head furiously. "No! Toilet bad!"

FM Fucking L! he thought. "But the toilet is my friend."

"I don't care, I'll fall in and it'll eat me!" he declared.

"THe toilet won't eat you, you're too old to be eaten," Kakashi said, trying out his reasoning skills. "last year it would've eaten you, but now that you're two you're too old to be eaten."

"Really?" Kabuto asked, narrowing his eyes at his brother.

Kakashi put his hand to his chest and moved back, dark eyes widening with mock hurt. "Would I ever lie to you?"

Kabuto shook his head.

"Wanna go and attempt to use the toilet when you need to go?"

"No!"

Kakashi groaned as his brother turned and walked away, his hands looking like claws as he held them towards the sky. "Gaaah!"

"Kaka's mad," Kabuto told the person that walked in. "Jiji!"

"What?" Jiraiya asked, looking frown at the kid. JIraiya's name was too hard for Kabuto to say. "Oh, there you are, what's wrong?"

"Kaka wants the toilet to eat me!"

"What? How dare he," Jiraiya said with mock seriousness and anger.

Why are you encouraging him?! Kakashi thought with exasperation. "Kabuto, come on, I just want you two to be friends."

"No!"

"You heard the boy, no," JIraiya said.

FUUUUUUUUUUUCK! he thought, trying to calm himself before an idea came to mind, one he should've thought of a long time ago. "I'll give you some candy."

"Okay!"

Kakashi took his little brother to the bathroom, needless to say he had to take a shower afterwards and clean up his brother as well. He was used to cleaning up his brother, he was a messy eater, but he wasn't used to cleaning pee out of his hair. He was just glad potty training didn't last years.


Ali: OKay, that's the fourth chapter, I hope you liked reading it.

Tsunade: This is why I don't have children.

Ali: *rolls eyes and mutters under her breath* THAT'S the reason...

Tsunade: WHat was that?"

Ali: *stiffens* NOTHING!

Tsunade: THat's what I thought.

Ali: On that note... please, please, please review!