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I'm back after a while. Hate school, takes so much time away from writing.
Codiak: I'm glad you are twitching Josh. And I promise that they did not eat the chicken, Keko.
SonofLucifer: I'm very glad that you like my story. If anyone you know does, tell them to review, it makes me want to write more in less time.
Oh, I got a fictionpress page now. I'm under the same name, Graveyardgirl666. Go check out my own stories.
I also wrote some more fanfics so go read them. One of them is forCriminalMinds season 6 episode 7 Middle Man. So, if you never watched it you'll most likely get lost.
This chapter starts at the end of the summer and goes up to like December so yeah.
Enjoy, my fans!
Disclaimer: I do NOT own Danny Phantom. Only the OCs are mine. Got it? Good.
Danny Fenton said, "The car ride with my mom was terrible."
Tucker Foley said, "It couldn't have been that bad."
Jazz Fenton said, "No, it was bad."
Sam Manson said, "How?"
Jazz Fenton said, "She had control of the radio and played little boxes which then got stuck on repeat."
Danny Fenton said, "I started twitching. TWITCHING!"
Snorkels Suntash said, "What's twitching?"
Danny Fenton said, "(eye twitch) You don't know?"
Snorkels Suntash said, "ARE YOU MAKING FUN OF ME?!"
Danny Fenton said, "No, it's just at first you sounded like Dash."
Dash Baxter said, "Shut up Fentina! What's twitching?"
Danny Fenton said, "(eye twitch and body twitch)"
Snorkels Suntash said, "THAT'S WHAT IT IS!"
Thorn Nightblade said, "She really is a stereotype for blondes."
0~0~0
Tucker Foley said, "You have to admit, it was a little funny."
Jazz Fenton said, "What happened now?"
Danny Fenton said, "We saw a waffle house sign that wasn't working right."
Sam Manson said, "They think it's funny because it read affle ou."
Danny Fenton said, "So it sounds like the food is awful and it hurts. HAHAHAHA!"
Sam Manson said, "You stupidity sometimes amazes me."
Jazz Fenton said, "What don't you see, Danny?"
Danny Fenton said, "Sam in pink."
0~0~0
Jack Fenton said, "WE ARE SUING HAMPTON INN!"
Jazz Fenton said, "Dad, don't be rational."
Maddie Fenton said, "Jack, I'm fine."
Vlad Masters said, "What happened to you, Maddie?"
Danny Fenton said, "If you have to know, the automatic door was closing on mom's side and it hit her."
0~0~0
Thorn Nightblade said, "This is a nightmare."
Sam Manson said, "What is going on? Did you play truth or dare again?"
Thorn Nightblade said, "No, not this time."
Hoppenstedt Suntash said, "It's going to be great!"
Snorkels Suntash said, "Thorn, what? Do you not want to be our sister? THAT IS SO HURTFUL!"
Thorn Nightblade said, "No, Snorkels, I just don't want to share a room."
Danny Fenton said, "I am so lost."
Raven Nekila said, "Thorn's mom is marrying Abby's and Cassie's dad."
Sam Manson said, "Good luck to all of you."
0~0~0
Jazz Fenton said to Danny Fenton, "Why did you invite Abby over?"
Danny Fenton said, "Snorkels is very entertaining. :D"
Sam Manson said, "What is she doing?"
Tucker Foley said, "She's looking at a glass and is mesmerized by watching her foot."
Snorkels Suntash said, "HI HOE SILVER AWAY!"
Jazz Fenton said, "Do your friends have brains?"
Snorkels Suntash said, "DON'T JUDGE ME YOU WHORE!"
Danny Fenton said, "Love that song."
Sam Manson said, "What song?"
Danny Fenton said, "I. Am not. A whore. But I like to do it."
0~0~0
Danny Fenton said, "I love Daffy Duck!"
Tucker Foley said, "Yeah, it was pretty funny."
Jazz Fenton said, "You are so entertained by that part and I do not understand why."
Valerie Gray said, "What is going on?"
Danny Fenton said, "Marvin, Pete, Daffy, and Porky were on a bowling team."
Tucker Foley said, "Daffy was the captain and was choosing the names for everyone for that week."
Danny Fenton said, "This is what Daffy said, 'Porky, you will be the Porkanator. Pete, you will be the Peteanator. Marvin, you will be the Marvinator and I will be the Grand Poobah, no Poobah the Grand.'"
Valerie Gray said, "Still not getting it."
Danny Fenton said, "IT READ THE THE THE POO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Tucker Foley said, "Porky was then switched to poo."
Valerie Gray said, "…-_-'…"
0~0~0
Snorkels Suntash said, "I HAVE A NEW PET!"
Thorn Nightblade said, "Someone help me."
Sam Manson said, "Why? What kind of pet?"
Snorkels Suntash said, "HIS NAME IS MR. FLUFFY MCCUTIEKINS!"
Danny Fenton said, "What animal is it?"
Thorn Nightblade said, "It's a rock with google eyes glued to it and a smile painted on."
Danny Fenton said, "So, got the weirdest biology homework in the world."
Sam Manson said, "What is it?"
Danny Fenton said, "Look at your urine in the morning and then later in the afternoon and make a mental note of the color."
Tucker Foley said, "Are you going to do it?"
Danny Fenton said, "NNNNNOOOOO!"
0~0~0
Thorn Nightblade said to Sam Manson, "Well, Creative Writing was interesting."
Sam Manson said, "Yeah it was."
Valerie Gray said, "OMG I KNOW!"
Danny Fenton said, "?"
Thorn Nightblade said, "Well, Sam had a drawing of a neko boy and this is what happened.
Valerie: (touches neko boy's lower area)
Sam: Did you just molest my picture?
Valerie: Yes, he's so hot!
Sam: THAT'S MY JOB!"
Danny Fenton said, "So, I've been replaced by a drawing? GGGGGRRRRREEEEEAAAAATTTTT."
0~0~0
Sam Manson said to Thorn Nightblade, "That was just so random."
Thorn Nightblade said, "Yeah that kind of happens."
Tucker Foley said, "Now what?"
Sam Manson said, "Well, Thorn came up with a story and I had stolen her eraser and this is the outcome.
Thorn: And it was a crazy murderer, (dramatic pause, looks down) can I have my eraser back?"
0~0~0
Danny Fenton said, "Well that was unnerving."
Sam Manson said, "I think I'm blind!"
Tucker Foley said, "I never thought I'd see the day that Dash would ever dance like that."
Dash Baxter said, "We all know that all the girls loved to watch me wiggle like that."
Sam Manson said, "I really hate pep rallies."
0~0~0
Snorkels Suntash said to Sam Manson, "So what did you and Thorn Nightblade think?"
Thorn Nightblade said, "I hate you."
Sam Manson said, "I still can't feel my fingers"
Thorn Nightblade said, "(blows hot steamy breath) want me to do you?"
Danny Fenton said, "SHE IS MINE!"
Thorn Nightblade said, "That's what you think. ;)"
Sam Manson said, "Let's not start this."
0~0~0
Danny Fenton said, "ON THE WAY TO SALEM!"
Sam Manson said, "It's gonna be awesome."
Tucker Foley said, "Am I the only one that saw the pink Dunkin' Donuts car that we passed?"
Danny Fenton said, "I guess they deliver."
Sam Manson said, "I did not know that."
0~0~0
Danny Fenton said, "'Some said it was a sign from God that Kidd was innocent.'"
Sam Manson said, "'Others say it was a sign that they needed a better rope.'"
Tucker Foley said, "'And if you look above you will see… that I can make you look anywhere by pointing my finger.'"
Valerie Gray said, "Uh…."
Sam Manson said, "Tour guide at the Pirate Museum."
Valerie Gray said, "Alright, NOW it makes sense."
0~0~0
Danny Fenton said to Tucker Foley, "HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA"
Sam Manson said, "Tucker, you really are an idiot."
Tucker Foley said, "Shut up! It's an honest mistake!"
Sam Manson said, "Yeah, not really."
Thorn Nightblade said, "What happened now?"
Danny Fenton said, "We passed a place called 'Gentle Dental' and Tucker thought it said 'Genital Dental'!"
Thorn Nightblade said, "I'm biting my lip."
Raven Nekila said, "Same."
Sam Wesson said, "And they hit the floor and are now crying from laughter."
Sam Manson said, "YES, I WIN!"
Danny Fenton said, "Damn, I could have sworn they would just type it."
Tucker Foley said, "I thought they wouldn't do anything but insult me, since they don't have a sense of humor."
Thorn Nightblade said, "Are you still in Salem, MA?"
Danny Fenton said, "Yup."
Raven Nekila said, "Perfect."
Sam Manson said, "You're not gonna do THAT, are you?"
Thorn Nightblade said, "Hell yeah we are."
Tucker Foley said, "SHIT! THE WITCH STUFF IS CHASING ME!"
Thorn Nightblade said, "See, we have a sense of humor."
0~0~0
Danny Fenton said, "Best. Costumes. Ever."
Sam Manson said, "Yeah, who doesn't love a colorful tinsel costume and a pink Stewie cheerleader costume?"
Tucker Foley said, "The best was when some guy asked Sam what she was."
Jazz Fenton said, "Guy: What are you? My future bride?
Sam: No, a Goth female human.
Guy: … What?
Sam: (pages Thorn Nightblade) I usually look like this. (turns into creepy demon-like creature)"
Sam Manson said, "Then he ran away screaming. Point one for me."
0~0~0
Danny Fenton said, "Today is a great day."
Tucker Foley said, "Yeah it is."
Jazz Fenton said, "What happened?"
Danny Fenton said, "Last week the vending machine ate my money when I went to get a Dr. Pepper so I went to the office and I got my money back today!"
Sam Manson said, "Then he found pop tarts in history class."
Tucker Foley said, "What flavor were they anyway?"
Danny Fenton said, "S'MORES! :DDDDDDDD"
0~0~0
Danny Fenton said, "Mom: (sees cows in someone's front yard) Did you see that?
Me: What? The cows?
Mom: Yeah.
Me: Yeah, I saw them.
Mom: And it wasn't even your cousin Gary.
Me: Yeah cus I hear that said to me every day!"
0~0~0
Raven Nekila said to Sam Manson, "That was too perfect."
Sam Manson said, "Yeah, I thought so."
Danny Fenton said, "All I know is that it had something to do with me."
Raven Nekila said, "Sam went to go get her jacket…."
Sam Manson said, "So I leaned over to Raven and told her that if I didn't make it back she had to tell Thorn Nightblade that she gets Danny. Thorn heard me and her response was…"
Thorn Nightblade said, "And if you do make it back, take Snorkels."
Snorkels Suntash said, "SISSY I LOVE YOU!"
Thorn Nightblade said, "GET OFF MY BED!"
Snorkels Suntash said, "MAKE ME!"
Thorn Nightblade said, "There are peppermints in the kitchen."
Snorkels Suntash said, "PEPPERMINTS!"
Sam Manson said, "… you can keep her…"
0~0~0
Danny Fenton said, "I love the mall. Well, at least some of the people AT the mall."
Sam Manson said, "Yeah, that one guy was priceless."
Danny Fenton said, "Guy: (looks at diamond earrings at jewelry stand) THEY'RE SHIT!"
Sam Manson said, "What made it the best is I think they were for him since his one ear was pierced."
0~0~0
Danny Fenton said, "Gym. Was. AWESOME."
Tucker Foley said, "Yeah, but I suck at archery."
Danny Fenton said, "Yes you do, but remember what Sam Manson said?"
Sam Manson said, "Hmmm we're doing archery… I'm pissed off… everybody, run. (evil grin)"
Dash Baxter said, "You were terrible, though."
Sam Manson said "No, that was Paulina you ignoramus."
Dash Baxter said, "I don't know what you just called me, but I have a feeling that you just called me something stupid."
Paulina Sanchez said, "I wasn't that bad."
Danny Fenton said, "You missed every shot."
Dash Baxter said, "What does that word mean, Manson?"
Sam Manson said, "Look it up imbecile."
Dash Baxter said "With what?"
Danny Fenton said, "*facepalm*"
Now for explanations.
On my way home from Florida this summer my mom was listening to "Little Boxes". I HATE THE SONG! I kept thinking thank God it didn't repeat or that would happen.
I saw a sign for Waffle House that wasn't working right and that is what went through my head.
The Hampton Inn door did actually close on my mom. It was on the side she can't see out of so she didn't see it closing (my mom lost her one eye in an accident).
I thought it would be pretty funny if Thorn's adopted mom marries Abby's (Snorkels) and Cassie's (Hoppenstedt) dad. And the truth or dare thing I'm coming up with and will hopefully write soon and put it up on .
Oh Snorkels, you are amused by the simplest things.
I was watching Loony Toons with my brother (older than me and it was his idea) and that part just made us burst into laughter. More him than me.
I decided that Snorkels needed a pet and I had a lot of sugar that day and came up with the rock.
That was my actual Bio homework.
The neko boy thing happened. The pic was of Destery who is co-owned by Skellingtonfan1 and Codiak. Sam was Codiak and Valerie was our friend Kiki.
The story then eraser thing was a conversation between me and Kiki. Yes, I was Thorn. Kiki told me to put it in my story so I did.
We had a pep rally in school and the football players did an awkward wiggly dance. (shudders)
Kiki and I went to a football game because we were going to Codiak's house after so we were there with the band. It was cold. My breath was warm and Kiki was colder than me.
Went to Salem MA for Halloween. Twas awesome.
Ahh tour guide at Salem Pirate Museum how you amused me.
Saw the Gentle Dental and had to take a second glance. Don't judge me!
Saw those two costumes and thought about some guy asking Sam that.
My friend Ben got his money back and then found pop tarts. It was a good day for him.
My mom saw cows and we were near my cousin Gary's house and he has a farm.
Codiak went to go get her jacket and told me if she didn't make it back to tell Skell that she gets Josh. I later was hassled because the teacher thought I was texting since I was writing on my ipod. It happened 4 times.
The guy at the mall hade no problem shouting that.
We had archery in gym class. I was bad at first but then got so much better. Sam's line is what I said because I was in a pissed off mood that day.
Well, hope you liked it. I will try to write more soon. while you're waiting go check out my other stories.
Review, please.
Snorkels: I LOVE YOU FLUFFY MCCUTIEKINS!
Me: Review for the rock.
Snorkels: HE HAS A NAME!
Me: Alright, alright, don't bite my head off. REVIEW!
