Yes! I'm not dead! The explanation will be at the bottom Well I'm going to try out third person, don't blame me if it sucks…blame my computer… it hates me. Do me a favor, if you hate it, send me a PM saying 'Don't you ever make me read ANYTHING you write in third person ever again! MY EYES I THINK THEY'RE MELTING!!!'
Disclaimer: I do not own Pokémon
"Hey guys, why don't we let our Pokemon hang out for a bit?" May asked as she released her Eevee.
"Yeah good idea." Max said, tossing a Pokeball and releasing Proygon2
The rest of the group agreed and soon they each had a few Pokemon out to stretch their legs.
"Hey Eevee." Charmander said.
"Hi."
'I still think Pikachu's pretty cute, he's worse than his Trainer though… but then again I haven't dropped that many hints. Oh man…why did I fall for him, of all Pokemon, anyone would be lucky to have Charmander, or Charmander's Trainer's Eevee. But we're just friends, more brother/sister-like than lovers. I don't think Pikachu even notices me.'
"Yoo-hoo? Anyone there?" Charmander asked waving his claw (paw, hand? I honestly have no idea?) in front of Eevee's face.
"Huh?"
"Daydreaming about a certain electric rat?" Charmander asked grinning.
"He's not that bad, and why do you and your Trainer always call him that?" Eevee asked.
"It's more of a pet name. We like him, not the way you obviously do but we like him. He and I have at least one thing in common; we both hate Pokeballs."
"You don't like Pokeballs?"
"Nope, first one my Trainer put me in I burned then I burned him. Second one, I burned again. Third one I threw in a lake. Then he tried to keep me in an Ultra Ball, I hid that one in a tree, kept me busy for a while though." Charmander listed.
"You wasted 1800pkmn of your Trainer's money?" Eevee asked. She always was a math wiz.
"And proud of it." Charmander responded.
"Wow." Eevee said grinning.
"Anyway back to the subject at hand, uh… in your case paw. You like Pikachu and he doesn't realize your feelings?" Charmander asked.
"Pretty much." Eevee replied embarrassedly.
"Well should I go tell him to get his tail out from between his ears and wise up to what one particular Pokemon is hinting at?" Charmander asked.
"No! If you tell anyone, I might inform a certain Pokemon of your feelings." Eevee threatened.
"Normally I'd be afraid, but I'm not in love with anyone." Charmander replied smirking.
"Buneary." The fox Pokemon said in a singsong voice.
It was Eevee's turn to smirk as Charmander's scales(?) turned a slightly darker shade of red.
"I hate you." Charmander muttered.
"What was that?" Eevee asked.
"I said 'the sky's far up and blue.'" The firelizard replied grinning.
"Yeah right."
"I cannot tell a lie." Charmander said.
"Do you have any advice?"
"Other than just ask him out? No."
"Okay, I'll ask him out. Right now. I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna ask him out. Right now." Eevee said and was about to take a step when, "Waahhhh! I can't do it! Help me Charmander!"
The firelizard in question simply grinned.
"Wow, I really can't believe you just did that." He said.
"Well you weren't any help." She replied.
"Fine, I'll do it for you."
"Huh?" But before Eevee could argue he was gone.
"Hey Pikachu, get your electrified tail over here!" Charmander called as he walked toward the small mouse.
"What's up?" Pikachu asked.
"I need to ask you a question."
"Yeah?"
"Follow me." Charmander said simply.
"Uh, were are we going? I was teaching Proygon2 a couple strategies."
"Pikachu, life's not always about battles." Charmander replied.
"It's…not?"
"Pikachu, have you noticed Eevee's behavior recently?"
"What? Does she need help learning a move or something?" Pikachu asked.
"No! She needs help making a move!" Charmander said.
"Well how can I help?" Pikachu asked.
"Oh that's it! Eevee!" Charmander said getting annoyed.
"Yeah?"
"Fess up."
"What?"
"Um…Pikachu, you know how we've been traveling together, right?"
"Yeah?"
"Well, I kind of have feelings towards you."
"What?"
"I like you as more than a friend!" Eevee said.
"Oh, well that's good. I always thought of you as a best friend too." Pikachu said confusedly.
"Oh, you have got to be kidding me." Charmander said sweatdropping.
"Pikachu…" Eevee moaned as he walked back to Proygon2.
"Well that didn't help any." Charmander said.
"No kidding."
Yeah…I have a bad feeling about this chapter… that's kinda depressing especially after editing this almost four times with little success, back to first person next chapter. Anyways I finally got my gecko-ey paws on a really old copy of Excel, 2000 I think? But yeah, it works!
