***WARNING*** This Chapter will contain some sexual content, as well as small hint of drug use, and still some harsh language. Again you have been WARNED!
Previously...
"Goddammit! You're like the Men In Black with that, you know… the flashy thing!" Josh shouted at Magnus.
"You mean the neuralizer?" Said Simon.
Josh looked at him incredulously, "Sure."
Nerd, he thought.
Josh bent down and grabbed Joel's shirt and started dragging him towards his room. He was heavy, and Josh wasn't exactly the biggest guy in the world. He was always considered the little guy in the group. Skinny, tiny, little Joshua. It was taking all his strength to drag Joel across the living room floor. He looked up from his position and stared at everyone.
"It's okay, I don't need any help breaking my back, I am perfectly capable of doing it myself."
Luke walked over and grabbed Joel's legs, while Josh lifted him from his shirt collar.
"Where are we taking him?" Luke asked.
"His room, this way." They both shimmied towards the bedroom door and swung him on to the bed. Josh bent over, grabbing his knees, trying to breathe.
"Now for Katie."
"I'll grab her." Luke said. "Where to put her?"
"Just in here, she's his girlfriend." Josh breathed. Luke left and returned with Katie in his arms. He gently put her next to Joel making sure she'd be comfortable.
"Now for your mother." Luke said.
"Put her in her car, and I'll drive her back home. " Josh said as he started for the bathroom to get her. He and Luke both carried her to her red SUV Saturn outside the complex. They laid her down in the back seat and Josh climbed into the driver's seat.
"You sure, you'll be alright?" Luke asked.
"Yea!" Josh practically hushed him.
"We'll wait here for you."
"What if my roommate and his girlfriend wake up?" He asked.
"They wont as long as Magnus keeps his spell on them." Josh just nodded and started the engine.
"The longest I'll be is an hour." Without another word he backed out of the parking space and drove off.
Luke went back up to the apartment to see Simon, Alec and Clary digging through his stuff. Simon was messing with the Wii, while Clary was searching through the movies, and Alec standing over by a shelf looking through it. Jace just sat on the couch with his arms crossed, and his legs crossed at their ankles.
"What the hell are you guys doing!" Luke shouted at them all. "Do you have no respect at all!" Simon dropped the Wii controller, Alec sat next to Jace, and Clary started to quickly put the DVDs away. Once she was done she made her way over to the couch and sat next to Jace- Jace got a sudden urge to be childish and force her to sit somewhere else, but held it in- The second Clary's body collided with the couch the TV suddenly came on, making Clary yelp in surprise.
"You're sitting on the remote." Jace grumbled.
"The Jonas Brothers will be right out girls." The cartoon Manager on the TV said.
"Why do you think they called us back here?" asked Tammy.
"They must want to have sex with us." Said a fat little girl.
"What is this?" Alec asked with disgust in his voice.
"South Park." Said Magnus. "I personally find this show a little too vulgar for my taste. Which is quite rare for me!" He said.
"What?" said Tammy. "You think so?"
"Sure they're a band, they called us back here so we can give them Blow Jobs." Said The fat little girl again.
"Well, I'm not doing it!" Said a little girl with pigtails. "Just because they're rock stars doesn't mean I'll do THAT!"
"They are NOT, rock stars!" Simon groaned!
"Yea I'm not giving a blow job to anybody!" said a little girl with the letters J and B on her forhead.
"Me neither!" said Tammy
The Jonas Brothers came in from another room, the animation on them was actually quite accurate. "Hey there girls" all three of them said at once.
And all together every single girl popped their mouths open ready for their blow jobs.
"Mom would never let me watch this." Said Clary. "Now I know why."
"This is nothing, Clary." Said Simon. "I've seen worse episodes!"
"Hey listen, we saw you out there in the audience." Said Joe Jonas, while doing some ridiculous poses
"Yea, you were getting a little crazy out there." Said Kevin doing the same thing as Joe.
"Let's just get to the blow jobs!" said the fat little girl.
"Blow what?" Joe asked Nick.
"I don't know." Nick shrugged. "Look, we called you back here, because we want to share our love of Christ with you."
"And see if you'll wear purity rings from now on." Said Kevin.
"We ALL wear purity rings. It means that we're going to be pure and not have sex until we're married." Said Joe.
Jace's laughter started to fill the room. "Are they serious?"
"And it means that we stay away from bad stuff, like people who swear or watch naughty TV shows." Said Nick.
"Hence, this one." Said Simon.
"That's just how we roll!" said Kevin.
"Yea!" shouted Nick.
"Yea!" said Kevin, and they both jumped up for a high five.
Kenny McKormick showed up in the background looking in through a window.
"So what do ya say girls? Do you wanna be Kid Hipsters like us and wear purity rings too?" Asked Joe.
"Okaaayyy." All the girls said at once, like they were in a daze.
"And be sure to give purity rings to all the kids you care about!" said Nick while they still posed in ridiculous positions. "Because it's the hip new way to roll!"
Simon laughed, "They are seriously ripping on these guys."
Just then the front door opened and Josh came in through the door. When he noticed that the TV was on he was very close to popping a nut lose, but once he saw what was on the TV he started laughing.
The next scene the boys were waiting in their usual place at the bus stop. And strolling up came Kenny, the character with the hood over his head, and muffled out voice. It wasn't easy to understand what he was saying.
"Well, well, well. Here he comes, it's BJ McKay and his best friend Bear." Said Eric Cartman the fat one.
"So how'd it go last night?" Asked Stan, the boy with the red poof ball hat. Kenny sighed sadly and slowly took off his little brown glove, revealing a purity ring.
"What's that?" asked Kyle, the boy with the green hat, or as Cartman would've liked to have called him… the Jew. At this point Kenny started talking, but they couldn't understand him of course, then Josh's voice rang over them speaking for Kenny.
"A purity ring." Josh spoke for Kenny.
"A purity ring?" said Cartman.
"Yes, a purity ring."
"Well, what does that mean?" asked Kyle.
"It means that I'm going to be pure and not have sex til I'm married." Josh continue to speak for Kenny. Everyone in the room stared at Josh now, turning their heads back and forth from the TV to him.
"Dude, you!" said Stan. "We thought you really wanted to have a BJ before you got too old?"
"I did! I was really excited to have a BJ! But now I have to wear this motherfucking purity ring!"
"Alright, alright Kenny calm down!" said Kyle. "You're too young to be getting BJ's anyway! It's good you and Tammy are making a commitment to each other that isn't based on sex!"
"Yea!" Josh still spoke for Kenny who folded his arms in a pout. The boys were quiet for a moment, before Kenny broke that silence with his crying.
"It isn't FAIR I was so close to getting a blow job and I'll never get one now - this is fucking bullshit…"
Everyone in the room stared at Josh, with a slight amount of awkwardness in the air.
"What?" he asked in defense. "I love South Park!"
"You understand what Kenny is saying?" asked Simon.
"Sometimes it's not that hard to hear, sometimes it's clear as a whistle."
"Uh-huh." Hummed Jace.
Josh started pondering as he looked around his apartment.
"So... what do we do with my friends?"
"Don't worry, I told you." Said Magnus. "When the time is right they'll wake up, and not have a single clue of what went on here."
"What was the point of doing it to them?" Josh asked. "I mean, my mother - yea! Learning your son's a werewolf by seeing him transform isn't exactly how I want to tell her! But my friends walked in on nothing!"
"It's precautionary." said Jace, still sitting in the same position on the couch, trying his hardest not to look at Clary.
"Precautionary?" Josh questioned. "They're going to find out eventually! Hello they'er my roommates, my lycanthrope isn't going to continue unnoticed!"
"For now, Josh." Luke said softly. Josh growled and turned away frustrated.
"What is it with mundanes?" Asked Alec skimming through a Harry Potter book. "And magic? They truly don't get it! Do they?"
Josh spun around and sped walked over to Alec, snatching the book from his hand.
"One; it's a fucking BOOK! A FICTIONAL BOOK! Another words... make believe... not real... only for entertainment! And two; Harry Potter is BOSS! And three; stop fucking touching my stuff!" And he slammed the book back in its rightful place on the shelf.
Alec glared at him then moved away to find a spot on the wall to lean on.
And another thing." Josh continued. "What is your problem with mundanes? Because we're plane? Is it because we seem weak to you? OKay let me give you a list of badass mundanes!" Josh walked over and stood in front of the TV, lowering it's volume.
"John Lennon! A genius, a man about peace, which is less I can say for your kind! Martin Luthar King, same thing. He stood up against a society, helped the rest of the country break free from it! Made things better for all races for decades to come! Jimmy Hendrix, best electric guitarist... need I say more? Matt Stone and Tray Parker!" Josh stepped away form the TV and pointed to it. "The creators of South Park... again... need I say more? How about Hugh Hefner? Yea... that old bastard gets more pussy than you, pretty boy!" Josh pointed at Jace. "How about Tony Hawk? That motherfucker has broken so many bones because of what he does, but he keeps on fucking doing it! How about Steven Spielberg? He brought us one of the best movies of all time... Shindler's List... Yea I fucking cried... I'm not afraid to admit it. That was one fucked up movie, and it spoke the truth and touched the hearts of millions!" Josh took a breath. Now he was heading down a bigger road.
"While we're on the subject of Jews, holocaust, and World War II, here's another great person... Hitler! May not have been a good person, but he sure knew how to change an entire nations mind about Jews. One man... caused all that hate! And Oscar Schindler? He saved over 1100 Jews during that war. He risked EVERYTHING he had to save those people, and in the end broke down crying because he thought he could've gotten more. Ray Charles, was blind but played the piano better than most people who can see!-"
"Alright we fucking get it!" Jace cut in, but Josh kept on going.
"My brother!" was the last person he said on his list, with a shaky voice. "My brother is out there... in Iraq... haven't heard from him in almost 5 months... two things..." his voice continued to shake. "either our mail got lost, or hasn't even gotten there... or he's dead... and the mail telling us that; is either lost or hasn't gotten here yet." Everyone was quiet, just watching his face as it distorted from him trying to hold in his tears.
"As much as I have respect for our soldiers" he began. "I do not believe in fighting a war... that is not your own! To me... to every country... their soldiers are just pawns being sent out into battle to die while the politicians just sit back and argue at a stand! And that... is for how many times I here you guys tell me that you can handle death better than mundanes can.. because you know damn well that if you lost anyone that close to you... you would break down... just like a mundane would! Part hopes my brother never comes back... you know why? Because he will never be the same!" Josh took his index finger pointed it at his head. "He'll be too fucked in the head to even know what's going on anymore! And that, my friends... is worst than death!"
"Finally someone who agrees with me, you guys are so fucking rude!" Simon spoke out pointing directly at Jace, who chose obviously to ignore him.
"You shouldn't talk, Fanger!" Josh spat his way. "If you were a true rock star, you'd be badass, not a weak little pussy! You're just as rude as they are!"
Everything became quiet for a while. Alec's face went from hard to soft. Magnus kept raising his hand to place on Josh's shoulder but kept on hesitating. Luke looked at him sadly, he understood him, and he knew he was right. Even in his old days as a Shadowhunter, Luke never discriminated against mundanes. After a few minutes Josh's face began to relax, he was able to keep the water flow from pouring on to his cheeks. He breathed in deeply, and suddenly his confidence was back in his face.
"I feel like…" he said before he trailed off and walked over to a shelf where he put that little knick-knack with all the weed inside of it.
"I feel like a bowl. What do you think?" he said as he picked it up.
"What are you talking about?" asked Clary but her question was immediately answered when she saw what he pulled out of the little cup thing he held in his hands.
"Oh." She said bluntly.
Josh looked like he was pondering something. "I don't know if I should put it in a bong, or roll it… what do you guys think?"
"I think that maybe you shouldn't do that in front my niece." Said Luke, with a hard look on his face. "I could care less about the rest of them, but not Clary."
"Gee thanks." Said Simon. Luke ignored him.
"Well then take your asses out of my apartment. Cause seeing as this is my apartment, I am going to smoke a bowl whether you like it or not. And after all I've been through in the last few weeks, I think I deserve it!"
Leaving Luke in an annoyed stance, he put down the knick-knack and went off in search of either papers, or a bong, whichever he finds first...
OKay, whattya guys think? Should he smoke some weed?
If you think so, what should he smoke it with, a bong, a pipe or just some rolled up papers? lol
And finally... do you think the others should do it too?
I did warn you guys didn't I?
