Chapter 3: The goddess, Boxer, Monkey and Dinosaur
Hello guys AngeloHeroOfLight here with another chapter
Sorry the last one was kind of dark, I thought it would be fitting considering that these guys have been at it since before I was born.
Don't worry this chapter should be funnier and more lighthearted.
Without further ado here we go
"So your a god?" Little Mac asked, he was with his group and was trying to break the ice.
"A godDESS, yes" Palutena was glaring at the smasher she had sworn was her greatest enemy
"And you're a monkey?" He turned towards the smasher Palutena wasn't glaring at.
"Eh-ah!" Diddy Kong excalimed while nodding
"Uh," Little Mac said, "why would they let in smashers who can't talk?"
Little Mac turned towards the green figure "and you're a-?"
"Yoshi!" Yoshi exclaimed, the boxer faceplamed. The green dinosaur was happily sitting, blissfully unaware of the glares he was receiving from the goddess.
"So Palutena?" Little Mac tired again
"Yes?" The green haired woman asked
"How did you become a goddess?"
Palutena turned around so quickly that Little Mac missed it. "Well," the goddess smiled
"It all started in Little Goddesses Preschool," Palutena started "I was at the top of my class and a prodigal genius. They recognized my talents and moved me up five years."
"In Future Mystical Beings Elementary I was made fun of because I was only five years old. Then I discovered my magical powers and beat most of them up."
"Instead of getting expelled I got moved up another five years for my advance magical techniques and was now a sophomore at Eternal Power High."
"Anyways I may have gotten into a couple fights and one might've died and become reincarnated as a brown haired, blue eyed angel but that's besides the point."
"I graduated at the top of my class and with honors and was going to go to college but then the Skyworld Revolution happened!"
"I bravely stepped up to the people at the incredible age of eight and led an army against the evil king of Skyworld. Two years later we won the war and Skyworld was ours."
"The next day we had the kings execution and then we had lunch. The gods were so pleased with my performance that at the age of ten I became a goddess and ruler of Skyworld."
"Wow," Little Mac said, he turned to see the dinosaur and monkey. Diddy was looking for fleas on his fur and Yoshi was staring at both of them "Did you get that Yoshi?"
Yoshi stared at Little Mac for a couple minutes "Yoshi!" He said happily. Little Mac sighed, the green monster had probably just looked their way because they were making noise.
"Wait a minute," the boxer said "does that mean you killed Pit?"
The ruler of Skyworld put a finger to the boxers lips "I think its better if that is never spoken of again, right?" The goddess whisper threatened. Little Mac gulped and nodded.
"Yoshi!" Yoshi cried out, the goddess stood up and her staff lit up
"Quiet you poor excuse for a reptile before I-" the goddess raised her staff.
"Woah, woah, woah!" Little Mac said stepping in front of the goddess. Diddy Kong got on top of Mac's head and did the same thing
"Eh-eh!" The monkey cried out.
"Why do you want to kill the Yoshi?" Little Mac asked. The goddess pointed her staff at the green dinosaur
"It knows what it did." The goddess put simply yet angrily
"Yoshi?" Yoshi asked confused and tilting his head. He obviously had no idea what was going on.
"Palutena" the boxer reasoned "I think you and I are the only ones in this room capable of advance thinking, no offense Diddy."
"Eh" the monkey replied shrugging his shoulders
"So whatever you think he did, he probably doesn't remember."
"One cannot forget a travesty like that!" Palutena yelled
"At least tell us what he did!" The boxer yelled back
"Ah!" Diddy agreed. Uncertainty went into Palutena's mind "kill the Yoshi, tell a story, Kill The Yoshi, Tell A Story, KILL THE YOSHI, TELL A STORY!"
"Fine!" The goddess lowered her staff, Diddy Kong and Little Mac sighed in relief. Yoshi just sat there and smiled. "This thing!" Palutena raised her finger this time "attacked me from behind!"
Little Mac and Diddy blinked "That's it?" The boxer replied
"Ah?" The chimp said to
"It's what I was doing while he attacked me!" She yelled making the two smahsers jump
"I was cooking," the smashers cringed, including Yoshi "I was making some beef stew. Then I turn around to see the recipe book and when I go back I see its gone and there's a Yoshi eating something in the kitchen!"
"Well considering your cooking record," Little Mac "I think he might've done you a favor." Diddy Kong nodded
"You don't get it!" The goddess cried "This was the first time that my food wasn't capable of sentient thought!"
"So it was edible?!" The boxer asked disbelievingly, even Diddy's jaw dropped
Palutena looked down embarrassed "Well it didn't move so I was so happy I didn't even think to taste it." Her face turned hard "Which is why this atrocity should die!" She said raising her staff again
"Hey!" Little Mac yelled angrily, Palutena almost dropped her staff in surprise "Normally I'd have a problem hitting woman but your a god so I'll beat you if you hurt the Yoshi!"
Palutena scoffed and lowered her staff "Like you could beat a godDESS."
"Knocked you out last week didn't I?" Little Mac smirked
"Shut up," the goddess blushed
"If I was you I'd be flattered," the boxer said
"Why?"
"Because he was brave enough to try your cooking, and I bet he probably liked it?" Palutena turned around towards Yoshi
"Is it true?" She asked. Yoshi ran up to the goddess and nuzzeled her "Oh Yoshi!" She said wrapping her arms around him "I'm so sorry for trying to kill you all those times!"
"Yoshi!" The dinosaur said, he was just happy he was being hugged
"Yoshi can I ask something, can I ride on your back?" Palutena asked, Yoshi jumped in response. That was one of the few things he understood
"Yes I've always wanted to ride a Yoshi!" She hopped on Yoshi's back and blasted a hole through the wall "Onwards Yoshi! Let's eat everything in the living room!"
"Yoshi!" He said running to the living room. Master Hand's voice rang through the room
"Yoshi! Palutena! Get back in here! Don't eat the living room! Crazy go get them!" Crazy hand broke through the wall opposite of the one Palutena broke
"COME BACK GUYS!" Crazy yelled chasing after the duo and breaking more walls. Little Mac sighed and spoke to the monkey on his head
"Do you know how to play cards?"
"Ah," the monkey responded "Know how to play Speed?" Little Mac asked. Diddy Kong nodded and took a deck of cards from his hat
(In the living room . . .)
"Yes Yoshi eat everything!" The goddess yelled maniacally, to which the dinosaur did happily
"HERE YOSHI, YOSHI YOSHI. HERE GODDESS, GODDESS, GODDESS!" Crazy Hand yelled behind them breaking any furniture Yoshi hadn't eaten
(Back in to room . . .)
"Damn," Little Mac said throwing down his cards "you won again!" The monkey clapped happily
"Guess I owe you five bananas now." The boxer said
"Ah!" The monkey said raising a finger
"Oh yeah sorry six," the boxer smiled correcting himself
Well I had fun writing this chapter, i guess with a character as . . . unique, as Palutena this was not going to be a boring chapter.
Thanks to Blackstar2029's cousin for the idea of Little Mac being the peacekeeper and our guests kind yet slightly misspelled review.
If i keep feeling this story i should have a chapter for nighttime or tomorrow.
Dont forget you can still ask for certain groups or at least pairs, whether i do them or not depends on things such as chemistry and randomness
AngeloHeroOfLight signing out!
