1:30
At Rosie's. Her parents have gone for the weekend. She has got perfectly normal parents who leave her alone when she is having a person crisis.
We were sitting around eating a nutritional meal (Pop-tarts) waiting for Rosie to tell us what happened.
She was taking far too long. I said, "RoRo are you going to tell us what happened or are you going to leave us waiting like two waiting things?"
"Well after we left the gig we came back here. We went into my room and climbed the snogging scale rather quickly. Then Sven said, "I love you."
We well all full on attention wise. Jas even stopped eating. Jools asked if he ever said it before.
"No! That's why I was so shocked. To be honest I didn't even think he knew what he was saying. I mean I do love him, but . . ."
That was the first time I ever saw Rosie upset. It was not something I liked.
She continued, "So we kept going up the scale and we were both in our knickers."
Then Elle said, (or dithered was more like it) "Why did you, er . . . you know, like . . . not go, er . . . like stop?"
Shockingly Rosie understood her. "Well we were going all fine and all. And then I wet my knickers."
Er . . .
Jas almost choked on her Pop-tart. "You wet your knickers?!"
Rosie nodded. "I was nervous."
I put my arm around her shoulder. "What did Sven do?"
"He didn't seem bothered by it." (Not surprising. It is Sven, he probably thought it was normal) "He just let me change and then we went to sleep," She sniffed, "He'll probably never want to get to number ten with me again."
Rosie clearly wasn't thinking clearly. "You are forgetting an important fact. This is Sven we are talking about."
Jas, Miss Wise-Knickers, rolled her eyes at me. "Sure he will. He loves you. And if he loves you he should wait. Tom said that he would wait as long as I wanted . . ."
She was carrying on for all of merry England so I gave everyone the famous cross eyed look.
Ellen, getting the point for once, cut her off saying, "I think I'm finally over Dave the Laugh."
1:56
So apparently after I ran off:
Rosie and Sven almost reached number 10.
Jas and Tom had a slight row, but then made up. (probably about voles)
Ellen got off with one of Dave the Laughs mates, Mike.
I've decided this is a good thing, for I do not want the dither queen to hate me because of a bloke.
After discussing Ellen and Mike for a bit (they got up to number six) Jas turned to me. "What happened to you last night, Robbie told us he walked you home. Did you snog him too?"
I hate her.
2:15
Told the gang exactly what happened. The general consensus is that I should be with Dave the L. I agree.
On the dark side, I am also being forced by the Ace Gang to talk to Massimo. Poo.
