I forgot to write this in the other chapters, yes I know Leo is OOC, I don't think he would ever be this rude or suggestive, but if he wasn't, the fic just wouldn't be so funny, anyway here's chapter…I forgot and I'm too lazy to look it up.
Leo: Whats a nice girl like you doing in a dirty mind like mine?
Ella: Probably dry heaving
Leo: (walks up holding bag of skittles) Hey, I have skittles in my mouth, wanna taste the rainbow?
Ella: Sure (grabs skittles and walks off)
Leo: Do you sleep on your belly at night?
Ella: Um... No?
Leo: Then can I?
Ella: Sorry, that position is already taken
Leo: What? By who? Don't walk away from me when I'm talking to you!
Leo: Hey, if I keep on going this way will I be able to reach your heart?
Ella: No, but you may able to reach my fist.
Leo: If a fat man puts you in a bag at night, don't worry, I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas.
Ella: If a fat man cuts your head off in the night, don't worry, I told Santa that that's what I wanted for Christmas.
Leo: Did you have lucky charms for breakfast, because you look magically delicious.
Ella: Were you cursed at birth, 'cause you sound magically retarded.
Leo: Excuse me, I'm lost, could you give me directions to your house?
Ella: Oh sure, its the big red one over there, you know the one with all my huge, steroid pumped, overly-protective brothers in it.
Leo: People call me Leo, but you can call me tonight.
Ella: Again Leo, we aren't allowed to use phones
Leo: Right...I knew that.
Ella: Sure you did.
Leo: If I followed you home would you keep me.
Ella: Yes, I need a new practice dummy, straw just doesn't compare to real flesh.
Leo: Um…Please tell me you don't know that from personal experience
Ella: Whatever lets you sleep at night Leo.
Leo: Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again
Ella: No Leo I don't, please walk by again, and please I'm begging you; don't ever stop.
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