Well, one year isn't actually "coming soon"… Sorry for holding you up, people
You know what's up here already. No need to type it over and over again. The same disclaimers apply, as with the other three chapters of this Slam Dunk silliness.
Ally
, we apologize for insulting Megane-kun. We love him too, and we don't want anything bad to happen to him, ya know! ^_^ We're really sorry! If it'd make you any happier, we're dedicating this final Kogure chapter to you. Gomenasai!!! XDAfter much anticipation, we bring you…
The third poem from The Yaoi Files, by Demented Inc©!!!
This is the second version of Chapter Three: Of Pinafores and Whores.
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Of Pinafores and Whores (v.1.0) |
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Bling, bling, |
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The doorbell rings, |
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Along with Mitsui, |
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Bearing a ring. |
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Kogure opens the door |
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In a fluffy pink pinafore |
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Mitsui blinked, his eyes were sore |
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Was this his beloved pet whore? |
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Mitsui scratched his head, |
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So badly he wanted to go to bed. |
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They headed to the backyard instead, |
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Not in the garden, but inside the shed. |
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Then here comes the sexy part, |
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We'll make a work of art! |
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Let's hope nobody farts… |
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Lest our inspiration shall depart. |
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They entered the shed, |
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Hearts excited with dread. |
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He couldn't hold it any longer, |
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As he watched his man in the corner |
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Slithering his body all the way down, |
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Offering Mitsui a dance, |
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In a sea of pleasure he did drown. |
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In a hurry, Mitsui rushed over, |
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And in the corner trapped his lover. |
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"C'mon Kogure, let's do this together," |
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Mitsui offered, his arm on Kogure's shoulder. |
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And so they went out and stopped this disorder, |
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Realizing what they did was improper, |
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They were in the wrong place and at the wrong time, |
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So they hopped on the bed and did more lime. |
What do you think? Is this version better than the last?
There's still Chapter Four, and it's freakier than before!!
(hehehe, the next one HAS to be the weirdest pairing ever… you'll never know what hit ya!)
