Psycho Days Episode 4

Disclaimers are awesome! Chapter 4 is also awesome seeing as I don't plan my chapters! I just write them! Also: CREEPY FACT: My sensei and I have been getting on better then normally... its CREEPY!

Hidan: fucking finally get to fucking do this fucking thing again!

Hidan is here everyone~!

Hidan: only fucking me?

Nope, no Carmen.

Hidan: FUCK IT!

DISCLAIMERS!

Hidan: 1Zara-Uchiha1 doesn't fucking own fucking Naruto or fucking Naruto Shippuden or any of the fucking Akatsuki fucking members. OR any of the fucking names of fucking movies or fucking anything… But she only fucking owns Carmen Smith and fucking Luna Robinson. And fucking Ivy Moonlit Rose / Bitch fucking Owns Ame Koizume and fucking Ken Koizume.

Thank you~ now let's continue with the story~! ALSO THERE IS A LOT OF DRAMA IN THIS CHAPTER! YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED!

Hidan: Fuck yeah!


Right there… right in front of me… is the biggest, hottest moron on the planet along with his cool hot partner… hmm… now who to glomp first?

"Kaaakuuzuuuu~!" I yell loudly while flinging myself onto the taller man and wrap my arms round his neck, hearing the silence it means that my plan of confusing and pissing off some people has worked!

"Carmen, what are you doing," I hear Kakuzu question me as I slowly let go of him for a few reasons, one of them is it is hurting my feet just leaning up to hug this tall bastard.

"Using you to piss Hidan off, I owe him years of shit from before," I whisper softly to him before getting off of him with a huge grin on my face. He only grunts to me slightly before looking to Luna and then to me, probably thinking.

"What the fuck is wrong with you?!" I hear Hidan yell as I ignore him and continue to grin to Kakuzu like he isn't either there.

"Why you guys in this village anyway?" I ask cheerfully while putting my hands on my hips, seriously why are they here? Kakuzu gives me a small glare, probably staying in ninja mode for Ame and Ken before shrugging his shoulders a little.

"There was a huge blast of unknown chakra here just hours ago and we were sent to see what caused it… it seems you two were the blast of chakra," Kakuzu answers before looking to Luna and then to me, "Hidan, come on," Kakuzu says before walking to the front door and sliding it open before walking out, leaving it wide open.

"Fucking fine! But I'm fucking taking my fucking bitch with me!" Hidan yells back loudly as I can only think one thing… fuck.

I was right by thinking that since the next thing I know someone has grabbed me by the waist and I am now one 'someone's' shoulder… fuck them.

"Hidan put me down damn it!" I yell loudly before aiming a powerful punch to his back… which doesn't seem to effect him… shit me got weak! NOOOO!

"Hidan put her down," I hear Kakuzu call to Hidan which makes me praise the crazy hot man; damn I would glomp the dude if I could.

"Yeah you heard the crazy hot man, put me down," I say with proud-ness in my voice as I feel the nails of the dude who is holding me upside-down dig into my hips, OUCH! Bitch do your nails once in a while!

"Oh fuck no!" I hear him yell loudly and slightly into my ear as I can hear Kakuzu's glare… damn you mad bitch.

"Hidan, put. Her. Down." Kakuzu spaces out which makes me giggle a little, Kakuzu IS a mad bitch.

"Fuck no," he responds back to Kakuzu as I feel the glares more. Why won't he put me down, I want to be put down… why won't he just leave me the fuck alone!

"PUT ME DOWN!" I yell loudly while closing my eyes, he has no damn right to pick me up like this, I haven't seen him in… 2 years… he fucking left me confused as hell and has put me through hell just from this damn 'mark' of his, I. Don't. Want. Him. Near. Me.

It seems a few seconds of awkwardness happens before I am slowly and I mean SLOWLY, put down onto the floor.

I simply glare at him as he blinks his pink-purple eyes at me, why I ask you, you leave me for 2 whole fucking years and when we finally meet face-to-face you act like we haven't seen each other in a WEEK!

"Stay the hell out of my life," I say, calmly, while glaring before turning around and walking back to the house I am staying in for the mean time.

Once I get inside the house I slam the front door shut and quickly escape to the room I am staying in for now.

I close the door as quickly as I can and look round the room for a hiding place; living with the moron for a few months has told me that he will follow me even if I have my bowie knife with me, like a lost puppy in a way.

The only hiding place I can see is in the closet and under the bed but since I don't want to move onto my stomach, I'll go for the closet. I walk over to the closet and open it up, there are some articles of clothing which look like they would still fit Hidan, pushing them to the left, I climb into the right side of it and pull the doors closed, hearing a small slam as they close.

I lean my head against the wood of the closet and think my 2 years over carefully, this mark on my neck… its annoying. Whenever I look at it HE pops into my mind like a bad cold.

"My-my-my-my-heart-heart-my-my-my-my-heart," I murmur to myself with the tune of Kesha – Disgusting… huh… that song suits Hidan and I quite well… whoa.

"My heart booms, at the speed of light
but the exit signs, always on my mind, always in my sight.
I can say that I… really want to stay,
But the devil inside, always wins the fight, always gets his way
," I sing with a small smile on my face, singing does make me feel better though Luna is a better singing then I am… well now she is.

"Jump out the window, gotta get out on the highway,
Think things have getting too attached, I need an escape.
I'm seeing stars, and there is nothing more that I hate, baby
." I sing softly to myself, bringing my knees to my chest while leaning my chin on my knees. It's almost like this song was meant for this moment… just… whoa.

"There is something that I gotta say.
It's disgusting, how I love you.
God, I hate me. I could kill you.
Cause your messing up my name.
Gotta walk my talk my fame, but I just want to touch your face.
It's disgusting.
It's disgusting, how you changed me.
From a bandit to a baby.
Thinking about gotta change my name,
If I'm gonna walk this walk of shame.
Look at what you do to me.
It's disgusting
." I yell softly in my whisper before rubbing my eyes and notice my hands are now wet. Oh for fuck sake I am crying. Fuck you world! I can cry when I don't want to! Wait that did not come out right.

I freeze softly as I hear the bedroom door open slowly, creaking a little as it opens.

"My mind blinks like a traffic light.
It's green and red and stop and go. Changing all the time.
And it makes me scared, that I haven't loved.
That it's still right here, more or or or less
," I sing even softer then before as I pull my knees closer, singing this song into my knees as I slowly hear the footsteps walk over the closet.

My heart gets stuck in my throat as they stop in front of it but the doors don't open.

"Stuck out in traffic, ya, I gotta go my own way.
My head is slipping, too intense I need an escape
I'm seeing stars and there is nothing more than I hate, baby
," I still sing softer as I hear movement outside the closet, it sounds like they are sitting down and I know they lean back against the closet as I feel it shake a little.

I slowly relax in this closet and put my hand over my heart, its beating a mile a minute as it slowly becomes easier to speak.

"There is something that I gotta say.
It's disgusting, how I love you.
God, I hate me. I could kill you.
Cause your messing up my name.
Gotta walk my talk my fame, but I just want to touch your face.
It's disgusting.
It's disgusting, how you changed me.
From a bandit to a baby.
Thinking about gotta change my name,
If I'm gonna walk this walk of shame.
Look at what you do to me.
It's disgusting,"
I sing a little louder, knowing the person isn't going to open the door yet, I hum the tune as the next verse comes up, its my favourite line… I'll stop after this one… maybe.

"Chapter by chapter, I'm falling faster and faster,
Becoming manic and magic it's so romantic I panic, oh.
Hit the eject button but it must be stuck, something's up.
What did you slip into my drink? Baby,"
I sing as I lean my head back against the wood, making a small 'thump' as I do that.

"It's disgusting, how I love you.
God, I hate me. I could kill you.
Cause your messing up my name.
Gotta walk my talk my fame, but I just want to touch your face.
It's disgusting.
It's disgusting, how you changed me.
From a bandit to a baby.
Thinking about gotta change my name,
If I'm gonna walk this walk of shame.
Look at what you do to me.
It's disgusting,"
I sing with a small smile as I feel the throbbing in my neck stop, my heart beat is just beating that fast. I slow down my singing as I sing the last verse.

"Oh, it's disgusting
Oh, its disgusting
Look at what you do to me.
Oh, look at what you do to me.
It's disgusting.
Disgusting,"
I sing a little louder as I wipe my tears away as I feel them drip down onto my shoulders. I count to 10 softly before shaking my head quickly, girl up woman! I just sung a Kesha song! WAKE UP!

Taking a few more deep breaths, I sit up where I am and rub my eyes; I don't feel wet so I must have stopped crying.

I freeze a little as the person outside of the closet moves like he is standing up, I quickly take a jacket and bury my face into it, I know I look horrible when I cry and I feel even worse letting people see my face when I cry, I look like a baby when I cry and I know it.

I hear the doors open and like that, I pretend I have died and that I am not breathing; play dead.

"Carmen, what the fuck are you fucking doing?" I hear Hidan, NOT Ken, but Hidan, asks as I continue to cover my eyes, glaring through the jacket.

"Piss… off…" I murmur into the jacket and notice how warm it is… damn I want this jacket now.

"No," he simply says as I hear him crouch down beside the closet, his feet moving against the red carpet.

"Just go away, Midget," I say through the jacket which I hold onto more, I really want this fucking jacket it's AWESOME!

"Give me the fucking jacket," he says as his hand grip the jacket and tug a little on it, no its mine now!

"No," I say through gritted teeth while holding onto the jacket for dear life. I hear a grunt from the albino and like that, I have fallen out of the closet and onto something close and soft…okay then.

"Stubborn bitch," Hidan murmurs under his breath as I slowly pull the jacket down to look at what I landed on, it seems I landed on top of Hidan… holy shit I'm on a hot guy!

I quickly jump and end up tripping over him and onto my behind, hard, and now my butt hurts like hell.

"You're such a bastard," I say through my teeth while giving the midget the birdie before slowly standing to my feet, Ahh my head hurts even more seeing him.

"What the fuck is up with your fucking face," he asks with a small smirk on his face but his eyes are saying another story… a confusing one.

"None of your damn business," I say while looking away from his awesome face and quickly exit the room, heading straight for the living room.

"Where the fuck are you going?!" he yells more as I roll my eye, stupid bustard.

"What are you? My fucking mother?" I ask while rolling my eyes and walking into the living room where Kakuzu is standing in the middle of it, looking quite awkward as Luna and Ken aren't saying anything while I don't see Ame anywhere. Wonder where she went.

"Oi Kazu," I say with a small grin, trying to cover up the redness in my eyes which Luna seems to notice straight away but isn't saying anything about it.

I know she knows I have been crying since she is eyeing me right now. Kakuzu seems to have noticed as well since he has cocked an eyebrow at me.

"Take me to Pein, he must know how to get us home," I say while crossing my arms over my chest, he did say he would make the Jutsu go both ways in case a war breaks out and they can't control it.

"That's what we plan to do," Kakuzu says while crossing his arms back at me, I give him a simple 'don't fuck with me' look as he gives me the same look back. Did this guy fall butt first on an 11 foot pole or something?

"Good,"

"PEEEIN-SAAAMAAA!" Luna oh so loudly yells into my ear while latching onto my back, making me fall front first onto the floor as he oh-so-happily lies on my back… I swear I will kill this blonde.

"Oi, bitch, off of my bitch," I hear Hidan oh-so-'nicely' say as I slowly and painfully, give him the birdie in a very painful way, ow my spineeeeee.

"Go fuck your tree," I say into the floor which comes out like 'guu uck yove eee,' what a nice way to say 'fuck a tree' isn't it. NOTE MY SARCASM!

"What the fuck," Ken seems to intrude before yelling loudly across the room, "you're fucking leaving?! I haven't fucking gotten my fucking granddaughter fucking yet!"

And like that I am giving KEN the birdie, no fucking way am I do-ing Hidan and having a child with him, that child would have a HORRIBLE father.

"Ken," I hear Ame growl loudly while whacking the idiotic bastard over the head, I can't see but I know it's the head but how hallow the sound is.

"FUCK!" yells the 'hurt' Ken and like that Hidan is chuckling, another hallow sound is heard and Hidan's 'FUCK' joins his dad. Well they do say, like father like son.


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