Title: Us? Married? WHAT!?

Summary: Sasuke and Naruto never thought that this kind of thing would have happened. But obviously, it did! They're getting married with one another! How is that possible when they simply hate each other's guts?

Pairings: SasuNaru.

Warnings: I do not own Naruto. This is a Yaoi FanficBOYxBOY relationship. Chances of smut(!) in near future is highly possible. Lots of cusses. Thkz ^^

"norm talks"

'Naruto's thoughts'

'Sasuke's thoughts'

Azu: I would like to thank all those who reviewed my fanfic. I was very happy eventhough it was not that many. Haha. But Im still waititng. For boredom is a crime: Urm thkz? Does that mean that you hate it? Or did u like it T-T

To It's Totally Houseki-Doro: LOL. Im so happy that you like it!!^^ you seem to have so much fun. Really love you! Muahahaha

Anyway here's chp4^^ Enjoy! Plz review!


"OH MY DAMN SHIT!"

*SMACK*

"Itai! Otou-sama!" whined Sasuke as he rubbed his abused head once again.

Fugaku just gave his son a stern stare before he walked away, leading his wife and his newly acquired family members while Sasuke just stood there. Sasuke frowned once again.'So here's my personal hell with blondie. Haish'. Currently, both the Uzumakis and the Uchihas have arrived at a huge house somewhere in Japan. And when I say huge, I meant like big-assed huge. The house was almost the size of a mansion. Naruto could somewhat understand why Sasuke, or his so-called husband reacted like they way he did. He really couldn't wait to see the inside of the mansion. But he can't. Naruto was about to call upon his husband but the said guy baet him to him.

"Oi dope! Are you going to sit in that car forever?" smirked Sasuke.

Naruto only rolled his eyes. 'Man...ever since I met this retard, I've been rolling my eyes non-stop. I swear they are going to pop off soon' He sighed.

"Hey! Didn't you hear me?"

Naruto rolled his azure eyes again. "Man...not only that you are stupid but you're blind too. Can't you see that I CAN'T GET OUT BECAUSE OF THIS STUPID DRESS!?"

"Oh yeah...HAHAHA!" laughed the raven as he hold his aching stomach. He then walked towards the blonde and smirked. "Well...like I care anyways," he said and began to walk away, snickering. Naruto grew angry and struggled. slowly but surely, he finally got himself out of the car and quickly caught up to the older man. Without warning, he pushed the raven harshly from the side, causing the other man to fall.

"Hey watch it!"

Naruto laughed. "I'm sorry hubby. I guess you were a bit to too big. Why don't you work on your weight a little?"

Sasuke was shocked. Did he just said that? Was that gay guy implying that he was fat? 'Oh it so on now blondie!' He quickly stood back up and went into the house, secretly planning a good revenge on the said boy. He then saw Naruto in a room which could be their bedroom. He too noticed that the blonde was not moving at all and seemed to be in a world of his own. He smiled evilly. He slowly crept behind the blonde, wanting to scare the hell out of him when he noticed something. Something big...

"THE FUCK!?"

"HOLY SON OF A FUCKING BITCH!!"

*Smack*

"Owwwh...Dad..." whined Sasuke once again and turned over to Fugaku.

"Stop with all those cussing words, son."

Sasuke frowned and rubbed his head for the third time in a day. "What about him? He was the one who cuss first," he said as the points to the blonde next to him. Fugaku only shook his head.

"I only heard you voice," said Fugaku as he shrug his shoulders.

"What's with the reaction anyways?" added Minato who came in along with Kushina and Mikoto. "Don''t you like it?"

"YOU KIDDING ME!?" cried SasuNaru together in anger as the point towards the object of their current discussing. There where their HUGE bed is located is one big, big, BIG poster of them! Together! Sasuke walked over to the poster and began to poke at it. "Eww...When did you guys take this shit?"

"Better yet, how did you get it to print so big?" added Naruto as he too walked towards the poster.

Minato only waved his hand lazily. "You guys asked way too much question. But there is another thing that will make both of you happy!" He then dragged both Sasuke and Naruto towards the next door. Once the door was open, both of them were shocked beyond all imagination. Sasuke was gaping away while Naruto was bursting with pure anger.

"Wha..Wha...WHAT THE FUCK IS ALL THIS!?" yelled Naruto as he point towards a life sized playground in the middle of the floor. He then noticed the multiple bed, lined up along one corner of the room. "And what's with those baby beds?"

Sasuke walked over to the said beds and read them one by one. "Sasuke Jr...Naruto Jr....Sasunaru Jr..." And it went all over again until the 9th bed. "What's with the tags?"

"Its obviously for the babies, silly." said Minato who's grinning from cheek to cheek.

"BABIES!? What babies!? Whose babies?" cried Naruto again and he was totally freaking out.

"Yours and Sasuke of course!" chimed the old parents happily.

"O-o-o-o-OURS!?" cried SasuNaru once again. The Uchiha and the Uzumakis sighed and rubbed their painful ears from all the yelling and screaming. Sasuke gave a short groan and shouted, "OKAY! Let's get out of this crazy room!"

.::At the front door::.

"Sasuke, you take good care of our Na-chan okay?" said Kushina as she hold her husband hands tightly.

"Yes...mother."

"You two have fun okay. But not too much fun!"

"Yes, Otou-sama."

"Na-chan..remember abo-"

"YES MOM!! We got it already!" said bith Sasuke and Naruto in frustration. They could no longer stand their parents and those nonsensical words anymore. It's seriously driving them crazier than they already are. When their parents are finally into the car and out of their view, both of them heaved a deep sigh of slight relieve and walked back into the house. When the doors are finally closed, Sasuke turned to glare at the blonde.

'God...I can't believe that I'm gonna have to stay here with girly guy for the rest of my life! Better keep a distance...Don't wanna turn into one mysef. Damn him...why is he still wearing that damn dress. He looks so girly...'

Naruto stopped whatever he was doing which is looking around the living room, when he felt as if someone is burning a hole into his back. He turn only to see Sasuke who's still at the door, making those weird faces again.

'Haish...there he goes again. Making those weird faces. Doesn't he realise that those faces are just making him look more of a retard than a guy? GAWD! What is he thinking?'

"What?" said Naruto, visibly irritated.

"Aren't you going to take off that damn dress?" asked Sasuke.

"Later..." said Naruto tiredly. Sasuke just mumbled a small 'whatever' and headed upstairs and towards the bedroom. Naruto began to panic a little and tried to caught up to the raven in his dress. "Matte!"

Before Sasuke could open the door, Naruto pushed him slightly to the side, panting. "What do you think you're doing?"

"Going into the bedroom to sleep. Like obviously. Unlike you,who sleep in the bathroom.

"What!?" snapped Naruto. "Damn you are really mentally challenge aren't you!? Who sleeps in the bathroom anyways!?"

Sasuke groaned and pinch the bridge of his nose. "You know what, blondie!? I don't give a fuck! Now get off of my way!" yelled Sasuke and he pushed Naruto aside and made his way towards the bed. He then took one of the pillows and threw it straight at Naruto's face. "Go on and make yourself comfortable in the bathroom, wifey!"

Naruto's whole body tremble with anger and frustration. He stomped towards his husband on the bed and shoved the pillow hard onto the raven's face. "YOU BASTARD! GET THE FUCK OFF OF THE BED NOW! SLEEP ON THE FLOOR YOU RETARD!"

Sasuke sat up and grabbed the offending pillow. "The fuck are you doing!? That's my handsome face you're shoving into!"

"Hahaha! Handsome?" laughed Naruto mockingly. "Do you look at yourself in the mirror...like ever? Cause I taught I saw a BIG, DISGUSTING COCKROACH!! Now OFF THE BED!" The blonde then began to tugged at Sasuke's leg and pulled him off the bed and onto the floor. Sasuke growled and stood up.

"You gay-ass dope! What the fuck do you fucking want!?"

"I want the bed, you retard!" yelled the blonde as he stomped his feet childishly.

"Not at chance! I'm the husband, so I get the bed!"

"YOU BEING THE HUSBAND HAS GOT NOTHING TO DO WITH IT!!" And with that, Naruto let his leg out and tripped the older man when he tried to walk towards the bed again.

"YOU NEED TO OBEY ME!" Sasuke then grabbed onto one of Naruto's arm and pulled him away from the bed.

"YOU NEED TO TAKE CARE OF YOUR WIFE!" Naruto began to force himself towards the bed while Sasuke was trying to pull him back from this back. This fight went on and on until 10mins later. Both of them are now on the floor panting hard...

"Just...give it up already gay boy..." said Sasuke tiredly.

"You retarded bastard! Stop calling me gay already!" Naruto argued back.

"ARGH! You know what!? Let's both sleep on the bed since we're both guys!"

"FINE!" As quick as lightning, both Naruto and Sasuke leaped onto the bed trying to occupied each side of the bed. When they are finally satisfied, Naruto sighed.

"Man...I need to change out of this dress...." He then walked slowly towards the door which he assumed to be the bathroom.

'If this is going to be my life from now on....I swear that I'm going to have grey hairs before I reach 20...Damn that stupid, mentally challenged bastard! My wedding night is such a disaster...*sobs* *sobs*

'Stupid gay-ass dope...Can't believe that I'm fighting over a bed with my 'wife' on my wedding night'


Azukinz: YAY! Chp.4 is finally done! Hope you guys like it. Plz review!! ^.^

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