Merhaba everyone! I am now finally doing my college project, who'da funk it? Lol i'm now gonna find it much harder to do fiction so please be patient.

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-drum role- and now...Chapter FOUR! Zomg -crowd applauses-

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The limousine pulled up to the schools prestigious gates and the chauffeur got out opening the doors for the two red headed twins. Well that's what he would have done if this was a normal day, instead the twins opened the door before he even had time to park. They shot through the door like a stone from a sling barely even muttering a 'see ya' to their driver.

"K-kaoru! Slow down," Hikaru cried as he was dragged along the grounds to the entrance. "Kaoru!"

"No, you speed up," Kaoru said tugging his arm. "I am not sticking around long enough for somebody to notice i have breasts! Besides you need the nurse."

Hikaru sighed and brought himself up alongside his brother. "Well nobody will know if you don't go shouting it out Kaori," Hikaru snickered. "My hands fine, i'll go to the nurse once we get inside the building if it worries you that much."

Kaoru, ever the patient one, stopped and turned around slowly to face his twin. A smile slowly formed on his mouth making Hikaru gulp. "My dear brother, you know only to well that my name is Kaoru. Please refrain from calling me Kaori at your own expense."

Hikaru shuddered, scary Kaoru... "H-hai, Kaoru," he pulled on his brothers arm. "We should go we're late already."

Kaoru followed smiling happily as the ran into the building, that smile was slowly fading while he could feel the bandage wrapped around the hand he held. "Gomen Hikaru..."

Hikaru stopped unexpectedly and Kaoru crashed into him. "Huh? Why are you apologising?"

Kaoru looked down. "Ano, because you got hurt...because of me," his voice was low and sad.

Hikaru put his arm around his brothers waist and pulled him closer, to the joy of the girls walking past, making him look up. "Kaoru don't say stupid things, it's not your fault," Hikaru said looking stern, his face softened as he watched his brother blush still looking sad. "Kaoru you can't help what happened, it's just a cut and it's nothing that can't be fixed."

"...still, i feel responsible," Kaoru mumbled. Hikaru frowned and got up close into Kaoru's face. The fan girls swooned, the twins didn't even notice they were there.

"Stop beating your self up over this, neither of us know what happened but the fact is, it did," Hikaru looked sad himself now. "Stop being sad Kaoru, for me, ne?"

"Hai Hikaru," Kaoru said giving him a small smile and hugging him. Hikaru blushed feeling his brothers chest but hugged him back all the same. Cue fan girls fainting in the background.

"Come on Kaoru let's go to the nurse now," Hikaru smiled taking his hand and leading him off. Kaoru followed suit and they walked off down the hall together. So far so good.

"Hitachiin-san...how did this happen?" The nurse asked, raising her eyebrow as she sprayed an antiseptic on the cut.

Hikaru gasped from the evil stinging sensation now killing his hand, he laughed it off seeing Kaoru's expression.

"Ano well the scissors just kinda flew off, like they had a mind of their own," Hikaru laughed. "It's nothing too bad."

"You need to be more careful Hitachiin-san," she said finishing the bandaging. "I don't want to see this happen again, you're parents don't want their children to be injured. I'll expect your brother to look after you."

"Hai, Misa sensei," Hikaru said, taking his hand away. "We'll be more careful next time. Thanks."

"Come on Hikaru let's go," Kaoru said looking at the clock. "We won't have to worry about getting hurt again, because our teacher will kill us before we get a chance."

"Ah you're right Kao," Hikaru whined seeing the time. "Come on, what are you standing there for!"

Hikaru pushed his brother out of the door and they raced to their first lesson in a hurry.

They sped down the hallway, Kaoru keeping his hands firmly over his hat to prevent it falling off, turning a sharp corner before skidding to a halt in front of a class room door. The door seemed to emit a dark aura.

The two red heads exchanged a look, and shuddered.

"After you Hikaru," Kaoru said pushing him to the door.

"Oh no, by all means you go first Kaoru," Hikaru grinned pulling him to the door.

"Demo...Hika, i insist," Kaoru pushed in his, oh so cute, uke voice. Hikaru grimaced, it was even more effective with a girls tone lacing behind him.

The door slid open furiously making a loud crashing sound, the twins jumped and held their racing hearts. In the doorway stood a tall figure of a woman cloaked in anger. "Hiiitachiin- saaaan! Both of you get in here at once!"

"Hai...sensei," they said nervously as they entered.

Every one was staring at them as they laughed their way to their seats, sitting down gingerly as they said good morning to Haruhi.

"Why so late today?" the brunet asked. "I mean you usually get here on time."

"Uh well there was a slight problem," Kaoru laughed, waving his hand.

Haruhi raised an eyebrow. "Kaoru is there something wrong with your voice?"

"Ah, uhm not at all H-haruhi," he stammered. "What would make you think that?"

"Well it's higher, are you okay?" she asked, putting her pencil down and taking a closer look at him. Kaoru lent backwards as she came closer, holding on to his hat.

"Haruhi i'm fine, honestly," he said quickly. He was leaning quite far back and his blazer was stretching.

"Haruhi he's fine," Hikaru pressed, getting her attention. "I don't see why you're so worried. He is absolutely fine."

"Really? Then why has he got a bust line?" she asked seriously, zooming into Hikaru's face and pointing to Kaoru's chest.

"What are you talking about Haruhi?!" Kaoru cried loudly, jumping up and pushing the chair back. "Maybe you need a new prescription, you're seeing things."

"Yeah Haruhi, Kaoru's probably got his top twisted, or he's getting a little bit fat," Hikaru quickly added, also standing up.

"H-Hikaru!" Kaoru cried shocked, his head snapping to face his brother. "How could you say such a thing!?"

"Ah! Gomen Kaoru, i never meant to insult you," Hikaru covered, grabbing Kaoru's hand. "I was just saying it to help the situation."

"Well think before you speak," Kaoru said hurt, tears forming in his eyes. "I wouldn't dream of insulting you."

Underneath all this madness Haruhi sighed and sweat dropped. She closed her book and pushed it away as she sat back. She wasn't able to use her desk for the two idiots sitting on top of it, and she couldn't hear the teacher for the fan girls screaming and fainting all around her. The twins though, seemed to be oblivious to this fact and continued their theatrics.

"That is it!" A loud, extremely angry voice rang through the classroom. "I have had enough, this is first period homeroom, not a zoo!"

Everyone froze where they were, shocked and frightened. They slowly turned their heads to face the teacher, and eyed her warily as she seethed.

"Get back to your seats now! I'll be making sure all your teachers give you extra homework for the week," she fumed from her place at the front of the class. She slammed the register down on the table. "Now please."

All of the students moaned at the extra work load or laughed embarrassedly as they went back to their seats. Hikaru and Kaoru parted and sat down nervously awaiting the teachers response.

Haruhi rolled her eyes and hissed to both of them. "After class explain to me what happened."

"Hai Ha-Haruhi," the said shakily. The teacher was now making her way over to them so they weren't paying much attention to Haruhi, more to the figure that wanted to murder them.

"Hitachiin-san, your work will be tripled since you started this debacle, I can't believe how reckless you two are," she said firmly, shaking her head. "Trust me to get such a class..."

She walked away back to her desk and marked the Hitachiins' in present for the morning thinking of how her day could get any more hectic.

"Phew i thought she would kill us," Kaoru sighed, relieved not to be under the merciless gaze of their homeroom teacher.

"Well since you're not dead, care to explain at least some of what happened this morning?" Haruhi said getting back to her work. Her eyes glared at Kaoru daring him to lie to her.

"Uh, uhm well you...uh, well you see," Kaoru couldn't even string together a sentence under the heat of her penetrating eyes.

"Kaoru explain to me why you're a woman," Haruhi said forcefully. "Now."

Kaoru looked over her head to Hikaru and gave him a look of desperation, Hikaru just shook his head and sighed. "Might as well just tell her, she probably won't believe it anyway."

"Hikaru..." Kaoru whined, high pitched. "It's complicated Haruhi, very unbelievable actually."

"Just get on with it," she groaned. "If they're real then any thing's possible."

"I uhm, i just woke up like it," Kaoru told her. "I had a nightmare and when i woke up i was a girl, that's basically it."

Haruhi's eyes widened slightly as she took a breath. "...you were right, that is hard to believe."

"How can you say that! They're bloody real for crying out loud," Kaoru hissed, taken aback. "If that isn't proof enough then i don't know what is?!"

"We were going to wait to see Kyoya, i mean 'kaasan' knows everything," Hikaru said leaning on his hand. "He might shed some light on Kaoru's situation."

"Yeah, but we was hoping no one else would find out," Kaoru sighed, laying his head in his arms.

"And the hat?" Haruhi asked pointing to his head.

"My hair is long...very long," Kaoru said sounding annoyed. "That's why Hikaru's hurt, stupid hair can't be cut."

"Oh," was all Haruhi could say.

A few seconds of awkward silence went by as they sat there thinking about what they just said. The class was barely even half way through and already they had come to a stand still.

Haruhi turned in her seat to face Kaoru. "We'll go get Kyoya sempai after this," she smiled kindly. "Maybe he will know something, let's just hope you're right about him."


Well i know it's not much of a cliffy but i hope it's okay, next chapter the three of them are off to get Kyoya, but will certain things keep them from their goal?

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