A/N: Welp! Here's the chapter from H-E-double hockey sticks! We have some shameless DJWifi (or I guess LadyNoir in this AU) flirting. And drama… I got the drama in there pretty well! Please enjoy! ALSO! This part was nearly called "Blanc Space." Don't judge me…


"How could this have possibly happened?" Alya demanded. She let out a screech of pent up rage and frustration as she pulled at her hair from the roots. Nino sat across from her on his bed massaging his temples. His glasses lay discarded behind him and his eyes were pressed shut. "Really! How could this have possibly happened? We cleansed his akuma! Adrien should've been fine! So why is Chat Blanc still here! Can someone please tell me what is going on?"

"Alya, calm down." Tikki said soothingly as she flitted beside her. The poor thing was having trouble keeping up with Alya as she stormed around the room. The plate of cookies that had been brought up for her were untouched. "I know this is really distressing..."

"Distressing? Distressing! Losing my classwork is distressing. Not being able to find my history textbook is distressing. This! This is downright infuriating!" Alya continued.

"I think she's going to put a hole in your rug." Plagg pointed out from Nino's desk. His little voice was oh-so gleeful as he watched Alya pace. He was probably desperately hoping that he'd see fire or smoke or something coming from underneath her feet if he watched long enough. Unlike Tikki's plate of cookies, Plagg's cheese platter was almost completely empty now.

"Not helping Plagg." sighed Nino as he leaned back in his chair.

"Did he say anything else to you after you detransformed?" asked Alya. Nino jumped in surprise. He had no idea how Alya had gotten over to him so quickly but she had and was now gripping the chair arms with all the strength of a vice.

"I told you no!" Nino snapped. "We've been over this a thousand times Alya! I wasn't even expecting to find Adrien after Chat Blanc showed up to the fight with Open Book. I thought... Well y'know..."

"That he'd disappear to a deep, dark, evil lair to get scratches behind the ear from Papillion." Plagg offered helpfully.

Alya and Nino groaned in tandem. Alya let go of the arm rests and sunk to the ground. She twisted her back to Nino before burying her head in her propped up knees. Slowly, Nino laid his hands on her shoulders. "How did this happen," mumbled Alya as Nino ran his thumbs in circles across the tight muscles in her shoulders.

"I… I don't know. He was just standing there, on the sidewalk right where I'd left him. It was like he hadn't even moved. He asked me if I'd been able to find you and if you were alright. I was so in shock that I couldn't even ask him anything else. My mind… it just went completely blank."

She sighed "I know, I know. I'm sorry."

"There, there." Tikki said. She landed on Alya's head and stroked her hair kindly. "It's going to be okay."

"We'llsh gesh tu the bottomsh of thish." Plagg added reassuringly through a mouthful of cheese.

"There has to be a reasonable explanation for this all." Tikki told them both.

"Has this ever happened in the past?" Nino asked.

"Nope," Plagg answered, popping the 'p' sound. He wiped his chin with his tiny paw and grabbed Nino's glasses from the desk. Nino accepted them wordlessly as Plagg handed them to him before coming to hover in front of their faces. "To my knowledge this is a unique occurrence."

"Lucky us!" Alya said, waving her finger through the air in a whoop-de-doo motion. "And it just had to happen to one of our best friends. How can your best friend be so unlucky?"

"As interesting as it is to contemplate the fact that our dear friend Chat Blanc is back, there's something else that Tikki and I need to talk to you about." Plagg said gravely. It was so completely not like him to sound so serious. Alya and Nino were immediately at attention.

"Oh Plagg, do we have to tell them right this instant? Can't we let them have a little bit of time to process what might be happening with Adrien?" Tikki's voice bordered on begging. She left Alya's head to float beside Plagg.

"Tell us what?" Nino asked, voice guarded. Alya looked up and gave the pair of Kwamis a careful look.

"What more could there possibly be?"

"It has to do with Adrien slash Chat Blanc though." Plagg told Tikki. It almost sounded like they'd already had this argument before. Then again, for all Nino and Alya knew they had. Alya twisted around to meet Nino's equally confused glance. Sometimes it was nice to know that they weren't alone in the whole cryptic centuries old beings department. Tikki gave a sigh but nodded all the same.

"You said that Chat Blanc took off with Open Book's exam right?" Tikki asked.

"For the hundredth time, yes." both Alya and Nino said together. Alya continued on, "He just kinda snatched it out from under our nose when we were with Amice. I was more concerned about making sure she was okay."

"I sorta forgot about Chat Blanc for a minute." Nino admitted.

Tikki winced. Plagg merely nodded solemnly, "This isn't good."

"Because Adrien's back to being Chat Blanc sporadically? We've kinda been saying that for the last few hours dude." Nino told him, raising an eyebrow.

"No, not just that…" Tikki said.

"There's more?" Alya sputtered incredulously.

"Ehh…" said Plagg right about the same time Tikki said, "Umm…"

"For both Alya's and my own sanity's sake, will one of you please just spit it out already?" begged Nino.

"You guys have to get back the test Chat Blanc stole." Plagg told them. His voice was still distinctly grim. Tikki, who was usually so animated and chipper, was just as somber. Never a good sign.

"Why? What's so important about it?" Alya pressed.

"There's residual magic in items that were formerly possessed. Nothing major. Not really that big of a deal." explained Plagg. "Not a lot but it's still magic."

Tikki picked up where he left off, "Typically the residual magic is harmless enough after the akuma is cleansed and it can go back to its original owner. That magic usually dissipates within a few hours anyways and it's like it was never there to begin with."

"You said typically." Nino pointed out, raising an eyebrow. He and Alya exchanged a quick, nervous look.

"Meaning something's different this time." Alya said.

Tikki and Plagg nodded in sync with one another. Alya bit her lip and once more looked at Nino. This time Nino was too busy rubbing his eyes to meet her look. "Again, dude, enough with the cryptic blather. Just tell us why we need to get that test back."

"Residual magic can be extracted and stored for another use." Tikki explained.

"By now though, all that residual magic should be gone. Amice Fontaine's test shouldn't be anything more than just a bunch of ordinary, stapled papers by now. It's been like… five hours guys." Nino pointed out, leaning forward in his chair. He stared intently at the two kwamis.

Plagg shrugged, "Again… under normal circumstances you would be totally correct. This isn't a normal circumstance. The moment Chat Blanc touched that test something about its magical signature changed. I doubt he even noticed it."

"In what way?" asked Nino. He hadn't realized that he'd clenched his hand into a fist until after Alya reached up and wrapped her hand around his. Nino let out a heavy sigh.

"I can't be completely sure but I felt a seal settle over something nearby. Seeing as how there were only three magical things in the immediate area to cast seals on and two of them are obviously unaffected then I'd have to make the inference that it was the exam." Tikki explained.

"A seal? Like putting a plug in a kitchen sink to keep water from draining." Alya said.

"Crude but yeah. Same basic principle. No magic out until someone breaks the seal." nodded Plagg.

Nino made the conclusion, "So we have to find this seal before Chat Blanc figures out how to break it and do whatever nefarious thing he has planned for that residual magic."

"How would Adr… Chat Blanc even know how to extract the magic and store it. Especially considering that you don't think he even realized that he set a seal over the test."

"Chat Blanc doesn't necessarily need to be the one to lift the seal and extract the magic. Someone else could…" Plagg's voice trailed off.

"It would be very easy for someone who knows a fair deal about magic and was the one who originally cast the magic." Tikki mused, her tiny face was scrunched up in worry.

For a moment, neither Alya or Nino could speak. They stared at Tikki and Plagg with wide, horrified eyes. "Sent the akuma you mean…" whispered Alya.

Tikki and Plagg only nodded.

Neither Alya or Nino said anything. They just sat there, jaws hanging open and staring at Tikki and Plagg. Nino broke the silence first. "Crap!" Nino breathed, beating the heel of his palm against his forehead.

"Tikki, please tell me this is a really bad joke." begged Alya.

"Sorry, it's the honest to gods truth." Plagg sighed. "Think of it this way. If your pal Chat Blanc has already taken it to good ole Papillion then you might be getting a more interesting fight the next time you go up against Chat Blanc."

Alya groaned. There was nothing else she could think of to say.

"Or a more powerful akuma. Papillion can only stick so much power into one of his little butterflies at a time because of his own limitations but who's to say if he had a little extra that just happened to be laying around." continued Plagg.

"Stop talking!" Nino snapped. "Just stop talking! Please. Just for a moment while I suppress my urge to scream."

"I think you're making it worse." Tikki whispered to Plagg.

Alya jumped to her feet. "Chat Blanc nearly got his hands on our Miraculous the first time we fought him. He was that strong! Can you imagine if he had a power upgrade? We'd be a toasted bug and kitty cat!"

"We have to get that test back." Nino said as he rose from his chair.

"Did you notice if Adrien was still holding the test when you saw him detransformed after the fight with Open Book?" asked Alya.

"No but he had his bag with him. Maybe it was in there."

"Either way, we have to check." Alya said. She reached across Nino's desk and grabbed the plate of cookies. "Tikki! Eat your cookies! We need to suit up."

"We're going over to Adrien's place?" Plagg asked. "Think I can raid that fancy kitchen. I bet there's some camembert that you're too stingy to buy Nino."

"You are not raiding Adrien's kitchen. We're going over there to search for that test and figure out why the hell Chat Blanc is even still an issue. I'll 'Cataclysm' the stupid butterfly myself if I have to. He's my best buddy and I'm not going to let anything hurt him." Nino growled as he twisted his silver ring on his finger.

He looked over and saw the smirk on Alya's face. "You are incredibly hot when you get all revved up and into hero mode." she told him.

Nino smirked back, "Shame you spread the rumor on the Ladyblog that Cat Noir plays for the other team."

"I don't regret it for a second Kit Cat Pattywhack. It protects your identity. We both know, however, that Nino plays both sides of the field and his current team captain is me. I consider myself pretty lucky."

"Ew! Gross! Will you please just transform. We don't have time to listen to the two of you flirt?" Plagg whined.

"Plagg, claws out!" called Nino.

Alya looked over at Tikki, who had just finished mowing her way through a cookie. "We're next Tik!"

"Ready!" she chirped.

"Tikki! Spots on!"

X X X

Adrien slipped into his bedroom and breathed a sigh of relief. "Coast is still clear. We made it." he murmured under his breath.

His hands were still shaking though as he flipped the light and threw his school bag on the bed. His shoulders and neck were aching from the way he'd been carrying himself, and the stress, all night long. Nathalie had gone home ages ago. Adrien had practically sneaked out the back door only minutes after Nathalie had gone out the front. The Gorilla was also gone too. His father had called him earlier that afternoon and had told him that he would be staying at his office late. However, Adrien hadn't been so certain that his father would still be out when he got back from his late night trip to Marinette's. Despite the fact that the house was still deserted, Adrien had still found him jumping at every creak of the stairs and freezing at every elongated shadow that loomed in the hallway.

Mari lit up his pendant. Not Christmas tree bright like it had been at school but with a soft dimness. Warmth touched his skin as a reassuring presence brushed across the back of his mind. Adrien grasped the pendant and let the warmth it emitted soak into his hand. The knots in his stomach loosened and the tightness between his shoulder blades dissipated. "We didn't get caught Mari. Our secret's still safe. Nobody even realized that I went out. I just have to make sure it stays that way."

The warmth cooled a bit and there was a quick flash as Mari separated from the pendant. "Any way you could tell me what exactly it is that is so important about that test? I thought of a few things that will be problematic while I was talking to Marinette. The last thing I want to do is put her in danger."

Mari landed on the top of his hand, antenna twitching in agitation. A memory of Papillon's voice demanding Ladybug and Cat Noir's Miraculous played in his head. Mari followed it up with an image of the 'family portrait' that hung over the stairs with a really heavy emphasis on his father's face as Papillon's voice continued in his mind. There was a flash of him, as Chat Blanc, nearly filleting Ladybug and Cat Noir while laughing about it with unspoken question was attached to it.

"Exactly," Adrien nodded. "It looks like I'm living with the king of evil butterflies and once Papillon discovers that I'm kind of renegade there might be trouble."

This time Mari didn't show him an image. There was just another uncertain feeling in the back of his mind. It felt like a giant question mark hovering over the entire situation.

"I'm working on what I'm going to do but it definitely doesn't involve bringing home formerly possessed items for my dad to find. I definitely don't want to go back to what I was turned into." Adrien shuddered as he thought about the unbridled rage that had been going through him. This whole gather evidence and figure out whether his father was a dark mastermind or not had seemed so much easier the night before. In less than two hours he'd gone from completely confident to realizing that Ladybug, Cat Noir, and Papillon already knew who he was. I am off to one hell of a fantastic start here. "From here on out we have to be careful Mari. Really careful."

Mari's antennas twitched again with obvious irritation as an unspoken agreement filled the back of his brain as if to say, "Duh."

"First things first. I need you to figure out a way to tell me what's so important about Amice Fontaine's test… other than it being a formerly possessed item."

Mari's wings fluttered indignantly. A slew of confusing images cut through Adrien's mind. He shook his head to try and clear them.

"This would be so much easier if you could actually talk." he muttered under his breath. The response he got was a quick and clear agitation. The term 'shut up' was pretty clear even if there weren't words to express it. Adrien huffed, "Alright, sorry geeze! I know you usually have no problem expressing yourself but how am I supposed to understand what's going on through impressions and your memory inducement?"

Thunk!

Adrien jumped. His entire body jerked to face the balcony. He'd closed the blinds before he'd left for Marinette's house that evening so he couldn't see. It was clear, however, that something had just landed on the balcony outside. "What the…" he whispered under his breath.

Before he could get the rest of the thought out, Mari leaped off his hand and merged with his pendant in a hurry. Adrien blinked in surprise as the light died away from the pendant. That was weird. The knock on his window came seconds later. Adrien jumped out of his seat and slowly made his way to the sliding glass door that lead out on to the balcony. He had a feeling he was about to see why Mari had disappeared all of a sudden.

He pulled on the string to lift the blinds. Standing on his balcony was Ladybug and Cat Noir…

Great! They're here a lot earlier than I thought they'd be, he thought. Marinette had been right when she'd predicted that Ladybug and Cat Noir would come knocking on his door for an explanation sooner rather than later. Adrien swallowed back the sudden lump that had formed in his throat. Mari brushed against his mind in warning but he ignored it. It looked like the curtain was going up on his act a little earlier than he'd anticipated. I really wish I had more time to practice this…

"Ladybug! Cat Noir!" Adrien gasped as he threw open his door. He let his jaw drop and his eyes go wide. "What are you two doing here?"

"Adrien Agreste," Ladybug said as she put her hands on her hips, "we need to talk to you. Do you have a few minutes?"

Adrien had to fight really, really hard not to grimace. Her tone was all business. Yeah, he didn't even need three guesses to figure out why that was exactly. Thank goodness his father had forced him to model all those years. It had taught him how to control his facial expressions. Who'd have thought it come in handy for this?

Adrien plastered on a happy, oblivious grin that took up his entire face. "Ladybug and Cat Noir? Here! At my house wanting to talk to me? Of course I've got time. I was just about to go get ready for bed, early photo shoot you know, but this is way too cool! Come on in!"

He stepped aside and threw his hand wide in welcome. Cat Noir followed Ladybug in, his eyes watching Adrien closely. Anticipating an attack maybe, thought Adrien as he shut the door after them. The way Cat Noir gripped his staff was pretty telling. That wasn't even touching on the way Ladybug was resting her fingers on her yo-yo. Definitely anticipating an attack… or at least something like that to happen.

"There was an akuma attack at your school today," started Cat Noir. His fingers drummed against his staff lightly. Ladybug was looking around his bedroom. Her eyes seemed to linger on the pair of foils that hung over his bed in decoration. C'mon! If he were going to choose a weapon, it wasn't going to be those foils. They weren't even sharp!

Adrien covered up his irritation with a mild mannered grin. "Right. When my class broke for lunch. Open Book or something like that. My friend and I saw her come whipping out of the school like a maniac. Chased a teacher right down the stairs and down the sidewalk in front of us. It was pretty crazy."

Ladybug and Cat Noir exchange a quick look. Adrien could've sworn he saw some confusion pass through their eyes. Then again it might have been his imagination. Ladybug shot him a careful glance. "There were two of them actually. Open Book and Chat Blanc."

She let the words hang in the air. They were both watching him. Gauging his reaction. Now would not be a good time to screw up.

"Whoa! No way!" he gasped, jaw dropping. Earnesty filled his voice. "I've heard a lot about that guy. He's supposed to be brutal! Are you two okay? He didn't hurt you right? I mean, I was told that he nearly impaled you guys a few times the last time you all fought."

Ladybug and Cat Noir drew back quickly. Okay! That was definitely shock on their faces. Shock and confusion. Wow, I might actually get away with this. It surprised even him. He shot fast looks at both the heroes. They'd seemingly recovered… and were back to looking cautious.

"We're fine Adrien." Cat Noir told him quickly.

"We had him on the run this time." Ladybug added.

Adrien bit back a sarcastic remark. Before they had him on the run, Chat Blanc had probably helped save their skins. Cat Noir had been moments away from losing his Miraculous right before Chat Blanc had stepped in. Funny how they'd forgotten about that. Mari gave him a warning feeling in the back of his head. It wasn't like he was about to point that out.

"Um… No offense but why exactly are you telling me this?" Adrien asked. Total lie of course. He knew exactly what the point of this expedition was. They were on a fishing trip.

"We're talking to people who were at the school when the attack happened. Chat Blanc got away and we're hoping that someone saw something." explained Ladybug.

"Maybe which way he went. Chat Blanc managed to get away with something important and we've got to find both him and what he stole." Cat Noir said.

Adrien shook his head, "I'm sorry. I only saw Open Book and even then I only stayed on the sidewalk. I was waiting for my friend to come back. Speaking of which… have you talked to Nino yet? He was the one I was waiting for. Or maybe his girlfriend, Alya? She runs the Ladyblog and was trying to get footage of the fight. Nino ran off to find her. Maybe they saw something?"

"They're on our list." Cat Noir said quickly. Ladybug only nodded dismissively. Yeah, they were only talking to him because he was Chat Blanc. All the more reason to make this work. Time to add the last piece of plan.

"I'm sorry. I can't really help. I didn't see anything. I didn't leave that spot. Besides, it was over so quickly wasn't it? I mean… Nino wasn't gone for more than a couple of minutes so it wasn't like there was a lot to witness." Adrien shrugged unaffectedly.

"Dude… the fight lasted like ten or fifteen minutes." Cat Noir pointed out. The look on his and Ladybug's face were identical. Pure confusion and shock. Adrien let himself laugh.

"I think you're a little confused because there's no way I waited that long. Trust me… I think I would know."

Ladybug and Cat Noir exchanged a look. Adrien didn't miss the way they looked at him from the corner of their eyes. It wasn't any secret that akuma victims had zero memory of what happened to them. He'd make that piece of information to work for him!

The two heroes shifted uneasily. Cat Noir gave a slight, almost imperceptible, nod. Slowly, Ladybug gave him a weak smile. She reached out her hand and patted his shoulder. "Thank you for your help Adrien. You've… you've been a big help." she told him, thin relief evident in her voice.

They'd bought it! They believed that he had a huge gaping hole in his memory from the time he'd spent as Chat Blanc!

A sudden, sharp demanding impression shot through his skull. Mari pushed the memory of him stealing the test to forefront of his mind. Adrien nearly winced and clutched at his pendant. Timing leaves something to be desired Mari, he shot back silently. He dropped his hand before Cat Noir or Ladybug thought too much about it. "Can I ask what he stole? And, uh, what's so important about it?" he inquired with a nonchalance that really should've won him an award.

"Nothing really all that big of a deal." Ladybug assured him simply.

Mari's disappointment surged through him. He kind of agreed, but it wasn't like getting Ladybug and Cat Noir to tell a former enemy an important piece of information was going to be that easy. It looked like Mari was going have to figure out a way to tell him what was so important about Amice Fontaine's test because it was evident that Ladybug and Cat Noir weren't going to do it for them. Adrien shrugged and nodded in response.

Cat Noir started to say something but then abruptly stopped. He twisted to look around Adrien at the door. "Someone just came in the front door." he whispered.

Adrien went cold. His father! It had to be. He stared at Ladybug and Cat Noir. There was no possible way to keep the color from draining out of his face. Ladybug and Cat Noir were standing in his bedroom. They had their Miraculous with them. His father, the possible master of rage-inducing possessing butterflies, had just gotten home and Ladybug and Cat Noir were just chilling in his room! If his father found them… "You can't be here." he breathed. "You have to leave now! My dad will be pissed if he sees you here."

That was understatement of the year.

Ladybug looked at Cat Noir, "We should get going. Lots of other people to touch base with tonight."

"Right," he answered. They both turned for the balcony door. Adrien had to physically restrain himself from shoving them out the door faster. "Thanks again for your help Adrien."

"Yeah, no problem. Have a good night." he said. At least he didn't have to pretend or stay in some sort of character.

Adrien barely got the door closed and the blinds drawn again before he heard his bedroom door open. "Adrien?" came his father's voice.

Adrien spun around, fixing a forced smile on to his face. "You're home! I thought you'd be out later than this." he said brightly.

Gabriel Agreste raised his eyebrow questioningly, "Don't you have an early photo shoot tomorrow? Shouldn't you be in bed?"

"I was… uh… I just finished my homework and I'm getting ready for bed now." Adrien told him.

His father looked at him with careful regard for a moment and then nodded. "Very well then. Good night Adrien."

"Good night Dad."

Without saying another word, his father left the room. There was a click as the door shut after him. A moment later, Mari emerged from his pendant. Adrien's scalp tickled as Mari perched on his head. He swallowed back a lump in his throat. "That was too close. There's no way of knowing what he would have done to them if he'd found them here." he whispered. "We have to figure out for sure my father is Papillon…"

Suddenly all Adrien could really think about was just how close he'd come to stealing Ladybug and Cat Noir's Miraculous as Chat Blanc. How close Open Book had come as well. All it took was one slip up on their part. One slip up and Papillon would have the Miraculous for whatever dark purpose he wanted them for.

"And we have to keep Ladybug and Cat Noir from falling into his hands in the meantime."

Mari's wings bobbed in agreement. Adrien wrapped his arms around his chest. He hoped that Mari could figure out a way to tell him why it had been so imperative to steal Amice Fontaine's test soon. He had a feeling that was going to be very important in the very near future.


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Chise Sakamoto: Marinette? Catch the akuma? But the akuma is already gone. Will she get akumatized? No spoiler!

The Punch Lord: Nope! Marinette has no clue that it's Adrien under Chat Blanc's mask. It's a secret to her... she's probably the only one who doesn't know lol.

Q-A the Authoress: Behold! An info dump chapter. Too bad Mari doesn't speak and can't exactly explain it to Adrien as well as Tikki and Plagg explained it to Alya and Nino.

Hispanicin: I'm glad you're enjoying it! I'm having fun writing it!

Mila Dimi: Thank you so much! I literally woke up one morning was like, "hey! Wouldn't it be cool to have a Chat Blanc/Marichat/Role swap/Antihero AU all in one?" Two hundred and fifty notes later on Tumblr and I was pretty much decided I needed to get on this.

Sunny Lighter: Exasperation is the word that best describes Marinette in this AU. She only gets more exasperated from here lol. It's an affectionate exasperation though.

Littlest1: I wanted to keep the partnership between Marinette and Adrien. It's part of what makes the show so awesome. However, for the purposes of the AU I had to get creative with how their partnership manifests. Marinette's role will continue to expand. We've just seen a tiny bit of what she will do in this AU.

XXPay4XtraShippingsXX: I honestly didn't expect Marinette to come out so freaking sassy. Adrien/Chat Blanc is honestly just as surprised as I am. Marinette never acts that way around him at school.

Unstoppable Cyborg: They are my nitwit children and I love them to pieces!

: Thank you so much friend!

JajaLala: Alya and Nino are torn. On one hand, Adrien is one of their best friends. On the other, Chat Blanc continued presence is a loom uncertain threat against him. He didn't openly attack them when he could've with Open Book, in fact he saved Cat Noir. Adrien, however, seems to have absolutely zero memory of what happened. He acts like the same happy go lucky, sweet guy that they're all friends with. Adrien has his work cut out for him... in many areas.

NitenGale: I love that I can write this Marichat AU without the angst of "but I like Ladybug and I must remain loyal to her" bit. I like reading it at times but I struggle writing it. I guess I'm weird that way. Not to say that there isn't other angst that pops up. And not say that Chat Blanc doesn't see Marinette both as his princess and his lady...

Lordofweirdness: Alya!Bug and Nino!Noir do know who it is under the mask. It was one of the quickest ways to separate their partnership from the canon Ladybug and Chat Noir. Alya has come up with a million and one ways to preserve their identities though. They don't kiss, flirt, or do anything romantic while in costume and Alya has even spread the rumor that Cat Noir is gay and Ladybug is a lesbian on the blog to throw people off. No random transforming on the roof or detransforming on the fly.