When they finally reached the den, it somehow seemed different. When Luna first came in near the den and the Leader's Rock, she thought this place looked really neat and friendly but now it somehow seemed dark. Or maybe it was because she thought everyone's evil. Luna looked at the at her new packmates but couldn't see Buttocks anywhere. Where the hell is he when you need him? Luna thought as panic rose up in her. If Buttocks isn't here to tell the truth, none of the wolves might believe her and she might be expelled or even worse. SHE MIGHT BE KILLED OMFG. Luna pushed that thought in the recyble bin and deleted it immediately but her system lagged and it a loto f pop-ups of „YOU'LL GET KILLED" popped up on her desktop. Damn it, what kind of a virus is this? She tried to fight off those pop-ups but her fight was interrupted by MingerStar's gingerish and soulless voice.
„Okay, where's Buttocks? BUTTOCKS? ANYWHERE? HELLOOOO?" She yelled as she stepped up the Leader's Rock.
„Who..?" the packmates answered with a derp expression.
Why are they pretending? What the hell's going on?
„Umm.. Ginge—I mean.. MingerStar, I think you're confused. We don't have anyone in our pack named Buttocks." Chillfang answered. „I HAVE A FEELING SOMEONE'S LYING OVER HERE!" He, being a complete ninja, pointed at Luna secretly so that no one would notice. His paw was almost in Lunas face but he was sure no one saw it. And no one did.
„WHO? WHO COULD BE LYING? I WILL NOT TOLERATE LIARS IN MY PACK!" MingerStar roared from her Leader's Rock. All the packmates burst out in howls. Horrible, bone chilling howls because that's how wolf howls are. Luna desperately tried to search for Buttock's face in the woof crowd but failed.
„B..but how can you not be able to remember! When I joined the pack and everyone was greeting me! Buttocks came up to me and said „HAI MY NAME'S BAWTTOKZ LETZ BE FRANDZ!" and dragged me on a journey around the pack's territory!"Luna shouted desperately and hoped they'd remember and a ray of hope light up.
„Yeah.. I remember something like that BUT I KEEP TELLING YOU THERE'S NO ONE NAMED BUTT-" Chillfang's speech of justice was interrupted by a dark wolf emerging from the back of the den, his red eyes shining in the moonli—damn it.. This game has no night time. Let me correct my mistake. His red eyes were shinning in the intense light that the sun created. They almost looked yellow and WAIT! THEY ARE YELLOW! But red eyes seem more dramatic and evil. His fur was of strange colour. No one had ever seen a color like that, it was green with purple dots. This wolf had extreme hairstyle, like that of the scene kids. He had a shitload of extensions and his hair was black with pink, green and red highlights. Luna thought he looked really cool but then again she felt like she knows him.
„Nyahahaha, you're all so clever! Damn it.. For a second I thought I would slip through this without being noticed! Luna! I am Buttocks! Or more like, I pretended to be. You see, my name's Totscubk. Yeah, I know it sounds really japanese. Fangirls, please calm down, I have someone I like. So.. uh.. Anyway. I changed my awesome wapanese name to Buttocks. I believe it was a splendind cover but you all turned out to be smarter than I thought!" Butt—Totscubk said with a satanic grin on his face. Luna couldn't take it anymore so she lunged at him, pinning him down to the ground and baring her fangs.
„YOU LIAR! HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME? I CAN'T BELIEVE IT! And besides.. I think you look hot with that hairstyle and very realistic! I love wolves like you." She winked at him but then started growling at him because she remembered that he was the bad guy.
„Totscubk! Explain yourself!" MingerStar yelled and started Luna."And Luna! Get off of him. I make the rules here so you attack when I say so!"
„You see..."Totscubk said while Luna got off of him and he stood up on his beautifully manicured front paws. „I really hate you guys for no apparent reason and I want to banish this pack from the world with no apparent reason too. I'm really hateful and I hate myself and I cut myself while no one's watching because I get pleasure from doing that though it kinda hurts but I love pain becaise it's so awesome and makes me feel alive. So, I want to kill you all and when that elk almost got Luna I couldn't wait to see her blood all over the place but you faggots interrupted it and killed the poor animal. I think we all should go vegetarian, it would be better for all of us and it's totally realistic! What do you think, guys?"
Now, all the realistc wolves stood with their fangs bared and eyes blazing. They were about to snap and kill this scene fag right in front of everyone but they were waiting for the alpha's orders. MingerStar seemed to be interested in Totscubk's story and she wanted to hear more of going vegetarian.
„It would be like revolution!" MingerStar yelled in a high pitched voice and again startled everyone. „And those who don't go green we could shoot them all like Hitler did with the damned Jews! THIS IS SO PERFECT. And those who'll try to attack us, we'll show them how strong the green wolves are! WE SHALL COMMENCE OPERATION FIRE CIRCLE! This operation works like when the enemy goes at you, you go attack them too and if they attack again, you attack too! And when they get tired, make more enemies and tried to get them to attack the previous enemy so that they would both fight and you could be free! This is so amazing! Bloody communists and nazi's will now see the power of conservatives! "
Now, everyone was confused. They couldn't decide what side to choose. THEY WERE CONFUSED LIKE NEVER BEFORE.
„Oh, by the way.. "MingerStar started again and she walked closer to Totscubk. „How did you get your hair in such amazing colors! You have to tell me!"
They both walked off behind the Leader's Rock and left the pack in complete confusion. Now, everyone turned to Luna and said „PLEASE, BECOME OUR LEADER!"
To be continued.
