Chapter 4

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Chapter 4

I was walking down the hallway in school, when I saw Ed with...Bella? She was asking him something, and crying all over the place. "What is going on?" I snared.
Edward hugged me and said "It's okay, I was trying to ignore her, but she wouldn't go away."
"Please, please, Edward," she cried, "I really want to go to homecoming with you. I go every year with no date, and now I'm in love with you and want you to be MY date."
"Shut the fuck up," Edward said, "Can't you see that I already have a date? This is my girlfriend, TWILA."
"Yeah, you better back off," I told her, "Otherwise, things might get messy."
Bella ran away screaming.
"So, have you seen Emmett, he wasn't in homeroom today."
"Yeah, uhhh Twila, he transformed out of the school so he could go on tour with Gerard."
"But, he's a vampire!" I was shocked.
"Yeah, and you're a vampire too."
"Oh yeah."
(AN: don't forget, I was waiting for the right time to bring it up again).
We both turned into bats and flew out of class. Luckily, no one noticed us. When school ended, I went into my car and drove home. When I got there, my found that my sister was getting married.
"Oh my sucking God, are you getting married to Jasper?" I could not believe it.
"Yeah," she said smiling, "I love him, and he's going to live with us now."
I started to cry because Ed and I weren't married yet. Midnight tried to hug me, but I shot her, because her life was so much better than mine. "I'm already sixteen, and I'm not married yet!" Tears swam down my beautiful face.
Suddenly,
"Surprise!"
Midnight and Jasper weren't getting married, it was Ed and I who were!" Midnight and Jasper got married the next day, instead.
"No way!" I was so inflated. Edward and I had an atheist ceremony in my house. We were husband and wives. Midnight, Jasper, Esm e, Emmett, Gerard, and Rose were all there. But so was...Alice?
"I hope you're not mad that me and your brother are married," I said, gothically after the wedding, "Besides, I told you I don't like you that way, I'm not a lesbian."
Alice sighed. Then, we all went to a party. drank lots of blood, and went back to my house. Someone rang the doorbell. I answered it while I was making out with Edward.
"WHY DID YOU MARRY HIM, YOU IGNORANIUS?" shouted the guy at the door. It was Bibby Brown. He rolled his wheelchair inside, with Jacob tagging along. "Don't you dare touch Twila." said Edward, with snot running out of his nose. Everyone came to see what was happening. "Why would I touch her? She's hyenious!" he said, glaring at me.
"That's it, now I have to kill you." boomed my husband. He turned into a savage, just like the time I went to his house. I told him to stop because I needed to talk to Bolly and Jacob, and he stopped.
"Okay, why don't you want us to be together? Why is our love so bad for you?" I cried.
"It's because...I can't say it..." answered Bibby Bolly Brown. "Just spit it out!" said everyone in unison.
"Maybe this song will help you understand," he started to sing in his crampy old voice, "Well I miss you. I miss you so far. And the commission of your kiss, that made me so hard."
Well, some guy named Gerald was furious, because that was his song. He attacked him because of copyright refridgeration. (AN: I don't own the lyrics to that song either). There was a big fight; I started to cry.
"Oh no, you're in love with me, aren't you?"
Bibby Bobby Bolly Brown got off his wheelchair and ran away from Gerald, screaming "Yes!"
Edward killed him.

xxxEnd of Chapter 4xxx