Title: Hitting for the Home Team

Title: Hitting for the Home Team
Fandom: Kingdom Hearts/Final Fantasy misc.
Pairing: Mentions of Riku/Sora, heavily insinuated Akuroku, and some Demyx/Cloud like stuff.
Word Count: 1,292
Rating: M for Mature
Summary: Sora was pretty sure that the entertainment part of the evening had been karaoke. He was only half right.

Warning: Mature situations, boyxboy loving, violence, and all the usual fun stuff that comes with Axel. Oh, and incest. For some reason we have this thing for putting family members in compromising situations with each other.

Author's Notes:
Hahaha, it's Rylen this time. You guys are absolutely amazing! . -secretly I'm squealing in delight-

Disclaimer: You know, once I had a dream that I owned Square Enix… then Disney sued my ass.

Chapter 4 – Backtrack

Sora sighed appreciatively as he sank gratefully into the steaming bath water. It was still relatively early in the day, but after waking up in a strangers house, coming to the conclusion that yes, he had slept with his best friend who was liable to be a jerk on any given day, and forced to confront his twin and older brother on the matter, he felt like he deserved some downtime.

So here he was, with a carton of strawberries and a hot bath, chewing nervously on his nails as he waited for the ringing on the other end of the phone to stop.

"Hello?" Sora instinctively sat up a little straighter as two almost identical voices came through the phone.

"Hey! Kairi, Namine. Listen, I need a favor from you guys." He waited half a second for any protests before launching into his explanation.

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Kairi chewed on her bottom lip thoughtfully as she listened to Sora's account of the events that had taken place the night before. "Mmhm." She hummed absently as Sora took a break to draw a breath to indicate she was still listening. Turning her gaze to Namine, Kairi watched as the blonde girl shrugged and kicked her feet against the counter, the second house phone clutched between her small hands as she pressed it to her ear. Assured that her twin had it under control, Kairi went back to reading the cooking instructions on the box of cookie mix in her hands.

"And that's all I remember. After the jeans incident, I just kinda hit a brick wall as far as memory goes." Kairi held the phone between her ear and her shoulder as she walked to the fridge to collected the eggs, oil and milk the box called for.

"You're jeans ended up in the sink?" Namine asked with a significant amount of worry in her voice.

"Yeah but don't worry. My boxers didn't come off until we reached the room. Well, outside the room anyway. They were on the railing." Kairi chuckled when Namine's face took on a look of abstract mortification and fascination.

"So you had sex in the hallway?! Dammit. Kairi I told you we should have gone upstairs!" The red head blushed and made a cutting motion across her throat. Her blonde counterpart giggled and mouthed 'oops'.

"Namine!" Sora scolded sounding scandalized. Kairi dumped the contents of the mix into the kitchen aid and started adding eggs.

"So what you're trying to say-" she started, sending Namine a look "-is that you want us to tell you what happened."

"Preferably. I don't really want to have Roxas kill him if it wasn't really his fault." Kairi bit her lip to hold in a snicker.

"Oh trust me honey, it was his fault." Namine said without missing a beat. There was silence on both sides of the phone before Sora groaned.

"I figured. So can I come over?" Kairi finished dumping the ingredients into the mixer and turned it on. "Yeah sure. Mom and dad are at work, Reno went out this morning and Axel's at your house, so I don't see a problem."

"Alright. I'll be by in about half an hour."

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After his well deserved soak and unrevealing phone conversation, Sora was feeling marginally better about the situation. Towel drying his hair quickly, Sora dressed for comfort and tossed the towel in the hamper before bounding down the stairs. He was pretty sure Demyx was holed up in his room to finish his paper due on Monday and going by what Kairi told him, Roxas and Axel should be camped out on the couch in the living room eating sea salt ice cream and watching some type of reality show. Entering the living room, the brunette teen walked over to the couch and draped himself over the back of the piece of furniture.

"Hey Axel." He greeted the red head teen while reaching down and stealing Roxas' ice cream. His twin gave up the treat without a fuss and Sora hummed, nibbling off a corner before handing it back with a smile. Ignoring the raised eye brow look he received from Axel, he straightened and headed towards the entryway.

"I'm going out with the girls, you seeing Hayner and them today?" He asked shoving his feet into his sneakers and snatching Roxas' track jacket off the hook. His twin sat up and looked over the back of the couch.

"Yeah, we're taking the two o'clock ferry down to Twilight Town. Hayner's got a match against Seifer at three. I'll be back for dinner though." Sora nodded and shrugged into the light jacket. "Okay. Tell him good luck from me eh?" Roxas nodded briefly and disappeared back behind the couch. Sora waved and retrieved his keys from the rack beside the door and headed out into the warm autumn day with a smile.

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Inside the Highwind house, Axel turned a look down to his best friend.

"That's his angry face?" He asked with doubt, having been warned earlier about Sora's impending rampage against his older silver haired companion. Roxas shrugged and sucked on the popsicle stick in his mouth while watching the Tv switch to commercial break.
Sometimes, there were things only twins were meant to understand about each other.

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"You know, for some reason I thought you'd be a little bit more traumatized about this." Kairi stated as she walked into the twins shared bedroom with a plate of cookies and three cokes. Setting everything down on the desk she proceeded to munch on a freshly made cookie and observe her friend. Sora, for his credit was taking Namine's words very calmly and holding all comments until the blonde girl was done speaking.

"Sh! I'm trying to get over the whole Riku kissing me on the karaoke stage in front of half our school's population!" Sora whined taking a cookie and the coke that was passed to him. Namine to her credit hadn't obtained a nosebleed yet, despite her graphic depictions of the boys' exploits from the night before.

"Well, you looked like you were having fun, so who were we to stop you? Besides, it's not like the whole school didn't have a running bet about how long it would take you two to hook up." Namine tapped her chin in thought. Sora groaned and smacked his head. "Will you please try to pretend like you don't run the communities yaoi club for a minute?" The brunette begged. Namine merely smiled and Sora dropped his head, knowing he was doomed.

"Alright. Will you at least tell me what Rinoa meant when she said entertainment? Because I'm pretty sure she sees boys kiss all the time." Kairi giggled and Namine's eyes took on a glint that meant she was about to divulge something particularly evil and fangirl appreciative.

"Oh no. The entertainment part was when you had your hand down Riku's pants while you were making out in front of the Keg."

-TBC-