Naruto Tourture Hour: SEASON 2!!
Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! More tourturous Intent!!
Deidara: He's gone mad...MAD I TELL YOU! Un.
Me: Anyways, here is our next reveiwer, VIKINGS LOVE REANCH!!
shakes
fist in the air STUPID CANADIANS! okay... FOR THE
REST OF THE FIC BABYSIT MY KT-CHAN! I NEED A VACATION!
is KT: TEA
PARTY OF DOOM TIME! Sasuke: PEANUT BUTTER TIME! Naruto:
give me a kiss! Me: RAPE! SEXUAL HARRASMENT! HELP! Kiba-kun,
Dalton ONii-san: SAVE ME! Lee: GIVE ORO A LAP DANCE! Oro:
PUT HIM/IT UNDER MIND CONTROL TO HATE IT! Neji: MAKE OUT WITH
A CHICKEN! you know you've always wanted it okay... deidara:
let my baby give you a make over KT: BWAHAHAHAHA! Me:
wipes tear im so proud... oh well! SO LONG SUCKERS! CHYEAH!
VIKINGS ARE AWESOME!
practically going more insane than normal
Me: Wait, did she say baby-sit...KT!?
KT: Hello Dalton-oniisan! Were gonna have a fun day!
Me: Y-yeah Kt! Just so long as you promise to be good!
Kt: OK Uncle Dalton! -smiles-
Sasuke: No...no...NO!! NOT THE PEANUT BUTTER!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOO!!
KT: MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!! -thows sasuke in a giant vat of peanutbutter-
Sasuke: Noooo!! -blub blub-
Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Kt: who wants to play Tea party...OF DOOM!!
Me: o.o Lee does!
Lee: WHAT!?
KT: PLay with me please, OR DIE!!
Lee: Yip, y-yess mam...
Naruto: WHAT!? I HAVE TO KISS HER!?
VLR (vkings love ranch): YES! Naruto-niisan, i want to see if you hate me or not.
Naruto: Why would i do that?
Me: Because if you hurt her feelings you die by my hand. -holding chainsaw- (yes i am overprotective GOSH! get off my back)
Naruto: -so scared he wet himself- o-ok...-kisses VLR on the cheek-
VLR: OMG!! HE ACTUALLY DID IT! -pukes- HELP RAPE RAPE!!
Naruto: WHAT!?
Me and Kiba: Narutooooo...
Naruto: -turns around slowly- umm, uh...hey guys...Eheheh...AHHHHHH!! -gets beaten till he is no more-
Lee: WHAT!? THAT I UN YOUTHFUL!
Me: Do it or no doggy treats!
Lee:...fine...-censoring this part because thats just wrong...-
Oro: EWWWWW!! GET AWAY YOU FREAK!!
Neji: HOW DID YOU KNOW- i mean, eww...
Me: Ok, that was creepy on many levels...BUT DO EEET ANYWAYZ!!
Neji: -starts making out with a random chicken-
All: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!
Deidara: Wha? I like the way i look. un.
KT: Trust me, you'll look awesomer by the time i'm done!
Deidara: Ok.
30 minutes later...
Kt: THERE! YOU LOOK BEUTIFUL!
Deidara: -looks in mirror- OMFG! I'm BalD! AHHHHH!!-hides from all-
All: MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!
Me: Ahahahahahaahahah!!-can barely talk- O-o-ok, heres our next reveiwer, mangafreak777
This
is too funny! Hmm..tortures...
Naruto-Scream "I LOVE SASUKE!"
at the top of your lungs.
Sasuke-Act like a Sakura
fanboy
Sakura-Laugh and say "As if, loser!" when Sasuke
asks you out (sorry,
3quartersanahartdown, I'm sort of stealing
your idea)
Neji-Dress like Temari for a week
Gaara-...I won't
torture you, cause you rock...
Temari-Act like one of Shikamaru's
rabid fangirls!!
This'll be funny...
Naruto: Say wha?
Me: Do it, or face my wrath...AGAIN!
Naruto: OK! SASUKE!! I LOOOOVVEEEEE YOOUUUU!U!!
All: Wtf? o.O
Sasuke: I'm free! i'm free from teh peanut butter!
Me: You'll go back in if you dont do the next tourture.
Sasuke: -sigh- fine...-clears throught- OMG! IT'S SAKURA! QUICK RIP HER CLOTHES OFF!
Sakura: -getting nose bleed- u-uh.
Sasuke: SAKURA! PLEASE GO OUT WIT ME!
Sakura: HAHAHAHAH! As if loser! -inside she has a broken heart-
Neji: Uhhhh...sure? -puts on temari's clothes-
All: he was too willing!
Gaara: am i supposed to feel special?
Temari: I ALREADY AM ONE!! WE LOVE YOU SHIKAMARU!!
Shikamru: -asleep-
Me: ok, our next reveiwer is, Zai-chan 13
Has
died laughing...wait! i'm back! with more ideas! Deidara: i hate you. go flirt with itachi and then go
drown in acid with Hinata: you are awesome! here's a
giant cupcake! Gaara: um, do you still have a teddy bear? and
you get a giant cupcake too, Zetsu: go eat
deidara. i apologize in advance for any indigestion he causes that's all i have for now. you did a super awesome job on the
last 1, so keep
Sasuke: you must
dress up as a prettyful pink fairy and act like an
orochimaru
fangirl. then repeat as an itachi fangirl. then go drown yourself
in
acid XD
sasuke
cuz you rock!
you.
it up! and ice-cream for everybody!
Me: BWAHAHAHAHAH!! Now thats funny!
Kt: -giggles-
Sasuke: -puts on dress- OROCHIMAUR!! I LOOOOVEEEEE YOUUUUUUSSSSSS!!
Orochimaru: I know, i'm the greatest right?
Me: OK! Now go be one of itachi's fangirls!
Sasuke:...i hate you...ITACHIIII! WE LOOOOVVVEEEE YOUUUUU!!
Itachi:...tsukyomi...
Sasuke and fangirls: GAAAHHHH!! -starts foaming at the mouth-
Me: i'll just throw him in the acid! -throws sasuke in acid-
Deidara: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!? Yeah!
Me: just do it...
Deidara: Oh Itachi-kun, you're muscles are so big and strong, could you please pick up my clay for me? -acts cute-
Itachi:...tsukiyomi...
Deidara: Gaahhhh!! Yeah. -foams at the mouth-
Me: -drags Deidara and throws him in the acid-
Hinata: Thanks, but its kind of big...
Gaara: no, i dont have a teddy bear! -hides mr schnookums-
Me: you sure?
Gaara: i'm positive, and thank you for the cupcake.
Zetsu: Awww! That's nice of you! hey DEIDARA!
Deidara: Yeah?
Zetsu: is there something in my teeth?
Deidara: I dont know let me check...Hey what the!? Mm! Mfmfmfmfm!!
Zetsu: hah, preety good but he tasted like clay...
Deidara: GET ME OUT OF HERE!! Un!
Me: You'll get out next chapter, but untill then by every one! And please reveiw!!
PLease reveiw or many Mexicans Might come into you're house and raid you of you're Coffe...
