Naruto Tourture Hour: SEASON 2!!

Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!! More tourturous Intent!!

Deidara: He's gone mad...MAD I TELL YOU! Un.

Me: Anyways, here is our next reveiwer, VIKINGS LOVE REANCH!!

shakes fist in the air STUPID CANADIANS!

okay...

FOR THE REST OF THE FIC BABYSIT MY KT-CHAN! I NEED A VACATION! is
practically going more insane than normal

KT: TEA PARTY OF DOOM TIME!

Sasuke: PEANUT BUTTER TIME!

Naruto: give me a kiss!

Me: RAPE! SEXUAL HARRASMENT! HELP!

Kiba-kun, Dalton ONii-san: SAVE ME!

Lee: GIVE ORO A LAP DANCE!

Oro: PUT HIM/IT UNDER MIND CONTROL TO HATE IT!

Neji: MAKE OUT WITH A CHICKEN! you know you've always wanted it

okay...

deidara: let my baby give you a make over

KT: BWAHAHAHAHA!

Me: wipes tear im so proud... oh well! SO LONG SUCKERS!

CHYEAH! VIKINGS ARE AWESOME!

Me: Wait, did she say baby-sit...KT!?

KT: Hello Dalton-oniisan! Were gonna have a fun day!

Me: Y-yeah Kt! Just so long as you promise to be good!

Kt: OK Uncle Dalton! -smiles-

Sasuke: No...no...NO!! NOT THE PEANUT BUTTER!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooooooooooooooooOOOOOO!!

KT: MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!! -thows sasuke in a giant vat of peanutbutter-

Sasuke: Noooo!! -blub blub-

Me: MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Kt: who wants to play Tea party...OF DOOM!!

Me: o.o Lee does!

Lee: WHAT!?

KT: PLay with me please, OR DIE!!

Lee: Yip, y-yess mam...

Naruto: WHAT!? I HAVE TO KISS HER!?

VLR (vkings love ranch): YES! Naruto-niisan, i want to see if you hate me or not.

Naruto: Why would i do that?

Me: Because if you hurt her feelings you die by my hand. -holding chainsaw- (yes i am overprotective GOSH! get off my back)

Naruto: -so scared he wet himself- o-ok...-kisses VLR on the cheek-

VLR: OMG!! HE ACTUALLY DID IT! -pukes- HELP RAPE RAPE!!

Naruto: WHAT!?

Me and Kiba: Narutooooo...

Naruto: -turns around slowly- umm, uh...hey guys...Eheheh...AHHHHHH!! -gets beaten till he is no more-

Lee: WHAT!? THAT I UN YOUTHFUL!

Me: Do it or no doggy treats!

Lee:...fine...-censoring this part because thats just wrong...-

Oro: EWWWWW!! GET AWAY YOU FREAK!!

Neji: HOW DID YOU KNOW- i mean, eww...

Me: Ok, that was creepy on many levels...BUT DO EEET ANYWAYZ!!

Neji: -starts making out with a random chicken-

All: BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHH!!

Deidara: Wha? I like the way i look. un.

KT: Trust me, you'll look awesomer by the time i'm done!

Deidara: Ok.

30 minutes later...

Kt: THERE! YOU LOOK BEUTIFUL!

Deidara: -looks in mirror- OMFG! I'm BalD! AHHHHH!!-hides from all-

All: MUAHAHAHAHAHAH!!

Me: Ahahahahahaahahah!!-can barely talk- O-o-ok, heres our next reveiwer, mangafreak777

This is too funny! Hmm..tortures...
Naruto-Scream "I LOVE SASUKE!" at the top of your lungs.
Sasuke-Act like a Sakura fanboy
Sakura-Laugh and say "As if, loser!" when Sasuke asks you out (sorry,
3quartersanahartdown, I'm sort of stealing your idea)
Neji-Dress like Temari for a week
Gaara-...I won't torture you, cause you rock...
Temari-Act like one of Shikamaru's rabid fangirls!!
This'll be funny...

Naruto: Say wha?

Me: Do it, or face my wrath...AGAIN!

Naruto: OK! SASUKE!! I LOOOOVVEEEEE YOOUUUU!U!!

All: Wtf? o.O

Sasuke: I'm free! i'm free from teh peanut butter!

Me: You'll go back in if you dont do the next tourture.

Sasuke: -sigh- fine...-clears throught- OMG! IT'S SAKURA! QUICK RIP HER CLOTHES OFF!

Sakura: -getting nose bleed- u-uh.

Sasuke: SAKURA! PLEASE GO OUT WIT ME!

Sakura: HAHAHAHAH! As if loser! -inside she has a broken heart-

Neji: Uhhhh...sure? -puts on temari's clothes-

All: he was too willing!

Gaara: am i supposed to feel special?

Temari: I ALREADY AM ONE!! WE LOVE YOU SHIKAMARU!!

Shikamru: -asleep-

Me: ok, our next reveiwer is, Zai-chan 13

Has died laughing...wait! i'm back! with more ideas!
Sasuke: you must dress up as a prettyful pink fairy and act like an
orochimaru fangirl. then repeat as an itachi fangirl. then go drown yourself
in acid XD

Deidara: i hate you. go flirt with itachi and then go drown in acid with
sasuke

Hinata: you are awesome! here's a giant cupcake!

Gaara: um, do you still have a teddy bear? and you get a giant cupcake too,
cuz you rock!

Zetsu: go eat deidara. i apologize in advance for any indigestion he causes
you.

that's all i have for now. you did a super awesome job on the last 1, so keep
it up! and ice-cream for everybody!

Me: BWAHAHAHAHAH!! Now thats funny!

Kt: -giggles-

Sasuke: -puts on dress- OROCHIMAUR!! I LOOOOVEEEEE YOUUUUUUSSSSSS!!

Orochimaru: I know, i'm the greatest right?

Me: OK! Now go be one of itachi's fangirls!

Sasuke:...i hate you...ITACHIIII! WE LOOOOVVVEEEE YOUUUUU!!

Itachi:...tsukyomi...

Sasuke and fangirls: GAAAHHHH!! -starts foaming at the mouth-

Me: i'll just throw him in the acid! -throws sasuke in acid-

Deidara: WHAT DID I DO TO DESERVE THIS!? Yeah!

Me: just do it...

Deidara: Oh Itachi-kun, you're muscles are so big and strong, could you please pick up my clay for me? -acts cute-

Itachi:...tsukiyomi...

Deidara: Gaahhhh!! Yeah. -foams at the mouth-

Me: -drags Deidara and throws him in the acid-

Hinata: Thanks, but its kind of big...

Gaara: no, i dont have a teddy bear! -hides mr schnookums-

Me: you sure?

Gaara: i'm positive, and thank you for the cupcake.

Zetsu: Awww! That's nice of you! hey DEIDARA!

Deidara: Yeah?

Zetsu: is there something in my teeth?

Deidara: I dont know let me check...Hey what the!? Mm! Mfmfmfmfm!!

Zetsu: hah, preety good but he tasted like clay...

Deidara: GET ME OUT OF HERE!! Un!

Me: You'll get out next chapter, but untill then by every one! And please reveiw!!

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