A/N: I don't really have much to say… Don't sniff sharpies, kids. It's bad for you and I don't want your parents/legal guardians suing me. If you do sniff Sharpies, just play it off like it was some illegal drug that has nothing to do with me. Whoops, this story's rated k+… Pretend you didn't read that.

5/7/12

HELLLLLOOOOO DIARY!

How are you today? Well that's good. I'm fine thank you! I had a great day today because I… Got to… OHMYGOSH Roxas is looking at me weird! Apparently I have a habit of saying everything I write really really loud and now he's yelling at me! OH ROXAS WHY ARE YOU SUCH A MEANIE? I'M SORRY FOR STEALING YOUR STUFF!

…Now he's all quiet and looking at me funny… AAHHH now he's yelling again! I'm gonna write down what he says so I can use it as evidence if he abuses me! But who would want to abuse someone as sweet and adorable as me?

"YOU TOOK MY STUFF? WTF SORA? WHAT DID YOU TAKE? WHERE DID YOU PUT IT? WHY WOULD YOU WANT TO TAKE MY STUFF? *gasp* DID YOU GO IN MY ROOM? Uh… That Axel plushie wasn't anything to be concerned of… What? You didn't see the Axel plushie? Oh, well uh… I don't have an Axel plushie, what are you talking about? You're crazy, Sora. NOW WHERE IS MY STUFF?"

…Why would Roxas lie and say he has an Axel plushie and then deny it? I don't get Roxas. Anyway, now I'm hiding in the bathroom because Roxas is scary and I didn't want him to hurt my beautiful face.

Now, about Roxas' stuff… I HAD to take it because I needed something for show and tell at school! Ok, since I'm a big, tough fifth grader there is no official show and tell, but I wanted to show my friends something so they would realize how awesome I am! I only needed to do that so they would be nice to me instead of saying 'get out of here loser' or just ignoring me whenever I come near them. I know that's how they show endearment or something, but I would like to actually have a conversation with my besties once in a while…

So, I took some random stuff from Roxy's room and took it to the playground the next day to show it off! And since Roxas is all the way in middle school already, anything of his had to be cool! So, I took out his phone and we all went through his text messages! I didn't think they made much sense, especially the really long one's from Axel, but my friends were really freaked out by it. They kept saying things like 'oh that's gross!' and 'that's so dirty' which didn't make any sense because his phone is clean and shiny.

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Uh oh, so my mom was just on the phone with some people and now she's yelling at Roxas for something about his phone. Oh no! What if that was my friends' parents saying how gross looking Roxy's phone is! Gasp, that means he's grounded all because of me!

Okay, my friends just texted me saying that they don't wanna ever see me again because of the phone thing. Darn it… Now I don't have any friends except for Riku, Naminé, and you, Diary!

This is awful! I don't know what to do! If I don't have friends, what am I supposed to do at recess? And who can I talk to at lunch? I can't talk to `Ku and Nami at lunch or play with them at recess because they have to go to extra GT classes and eat there…

OHMYGOSH Diary, your sparkly and colorful cover just gave me an idea! I should form THE RAINBOW SQUAD! They could be my friends when Riku and Naminé aren't around! And there could be one of us for each color of the rainbow! We could spread happiness and glitter and Sharpies wherever we go! Like SUPER HEROS! Don't you think that'd be great? Oh I'm so glad you agree, Diary! Then we should hold tryouts! We could do it this weekend in my garage! Oh, I'm so excited! I'm gonna put up flyers and send out chain E-mails about it, and they'll all be colorful and sparkly and have pictures of GIANT CUPCAKES with pink frosting and sprinkles shaped like unicorns! OHMYGOSH I would WORSHIP that cupcake! It would be called Lord CupyCakerton and I would make him a shrine and it would be pink and glossy and covered in lace! Because everyone knows that cupcakes LOVE lace!

*yawn* Well I'm getting tired. I can't wait to form The Rainbow Squad this weekend. Good night, Diary! You smell so nice and relaxing, you always put me to sleep…

A/N: I was actually thinking about making a separate fic for the rainbow squad. Auditions might be in that fic or this one or both. Just keep your eyes peeled for it! And I might want to throw in some OCs in the rainbow squad; So if you want yours in, just PM me their details and I will judge if they are worthy ;)

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