"You want me to what!" Christian exclaimed.
"Come on Chris you are the extreme one this should be a piece of cake for you" Talon reasoned.
"Dude you want me to get hit by a car"
"We're not asking you to get seriously injured just break a bone or something we just need you to get sent to the hospital for a night or two then you'll be all whiny like I want my mom and dad and they'll have to see each other to take care of you" Talon said "taking care of a child brings people together in many ways"
"This shit is suicidal" Christian said. He though about it for a minute "I'm so in"
They all laughed and Frankie punched Christian in the shoulder.
"You guys talk and plan while I pick up the twins" Gracie said.
"Hey Chris I heard you got a little wet" Talon laughed.
"Dude shut up"
"Gotta go my plane is landing"
Christian hung up the phone and looked at Frankie.
"Is there any possible way of me doing this soI don't get killed?" he asked.
"You came to the right person for that one I'll work it out and tell you later" Frankie replied.
"Ok but don't forget you said you will look over my English essay" Christian reminded him.
"I already did you need to fix the errors I circled it's on my bed" Frankie said. Then he left.
"Having a 12 year old genius for a brother really sucks" Christian said to himself.
Christian decided to call and see if Ryan wanted to come over.
"Ryan man come over and we'll practice for our next game"
"I'll be over in 10 minutes" Ryan told him.
Randy and Trish lived about 5 minutes away from Ashley's house so the Cena and Orton children spent most of their time together, well when they were with their mom they did. Ashley lived in Wilmington Massachusetts while John still lived in his childhood hometown. Nothing could ever get him out of the New.
Christian was so deep in though he didn't notice Ryan till he threw a ball at Christian's head.
"What the hell… asshole" Christian grumbled.
"You were spacin' so I brought you back to Earth" Ryan wore a huge grin.
"I was thinkin' bout how I'm gonna get hit by a car for the sake of getting my parents back together"
"That's cool … wait … you're gonna do what" Ryan was flipping through a magazine so it took him a few extra minutes to realize what Christian had said.
Christian explained the plan to Ryan who surprisingly agreed with it.
"Desperate times call for desperate measures" he said.
"Yeah you ain't the one gettin' hit are you?"
"Chris we have done more dangerous stuff then this in our sleep" Ryan pointed out "like the time when we were 7 and we jumped from the roof of your dad's house"
"I remember that mom was hysterical she though we broke our necks" Christian remembered that memory all too well. Ashley wanted to ring his neck for being stupid enough to jump from a 3 story house. He had only broken his arm and 1 rib which he thought nothing new of. His father just shrugged and said boys will be boys. Christian was pretty sure his mother wanted to push his father off the roof and see how many bones he broke.
"Chris I figured out how you should go about this" Frankie said walking into Christian's room with a stack of papers.
"Hey Ryan"
"Frankie" Ryan gestured his head in a mock greeting.
Frankie lined the papers up on Christian's bed and began to explain them. They were covered with mathematical equations, Christian's head hurt just looking at all those numbers. Frankie explained the matter as simply as he could but Christian was still confused. Christian was anything but stupid but math wasn't his deal.
Frankie on the other hand was brilliant, he and Christian were in the same grade because Frankie was more advanced then most kids his age so instead of being in the 7th grade he was in the 8th. Of course he was in all honors classes so was Christian but that was only because most of the time he copied Frankie's work.
"Frank slow down and explain it in words we can understand" Christian said.
"Ride your skateboard to Armory strret and wait to get hit" Frankie said.
"The dedication I show to my family" Christian shook his head.
Gracie came into the room and collapsed on Chris's bed.
"The little brats wanted Burger King" she said.
"I can't believe you caved" Christian said.
"They wouldn't stop whining" Gracie said "so I just said yes to shut them up"
"They are always good when I watch them" Ryan commented.
"That's because they have a crush on you Ry" Gracie remarked.
"Dude that is gross!" Ryan exclaimed "they are like the same age as my little sister"
"Yeah that is quite disturbing" Frankie said.
"Is mom still in the shower?" Christian asked "cuz it has been like an hour"
"No she's in her office looking over a case file" Gracie replied.
"Sounds like fun" Ryan said sarcastically.
"She loves it ever since she retired being GM she has been taking on all these cases" Gracie said "mainly social work you know battered women or children in the foster care system"
"Well Ryan and I are going to practice rugby for our game next week" Christian said
"Ok just make sure the twins are being good" Gracie said.
"Sure send me into the pit with the lions" Christian argued.
Gracie laughed "you have no idea how true that is"
2 weeks later
"Dad we're here" Christian yelled.
He and Frankie set their stuff down in the foyer.
"I'm in the kitchen" John yelled back.
Christian and Frankie walked into the kitchen first, Christian nearly dropped his Gatorade when he saw who was in the kitchen with his father.
"Dad why is Candice here?" Christian asked.
"Kids Candice is my new girlfriend" John announced.
All four kids laughed because there was no way in hell their father would ever date that hoe. Everybody knew you can't turn a how into a housewife.
"Dad quit playin cuz it ain't funny" Christian said "now seriously why is she here"
"Guys I'm serious she's my new girlfriend"
Christian could feel the blood drain from his face his whole body began to get very cold. His fist where clenched so tightly that his nail actually drew blood.
"Chris come on we have a project to work on" Frankie said.
Christian was grateful for his brother's excuse to leave the room before he said something he would regret later.
"Yeah sure" Christian said as he and Frankie went to their bedroom.
"John I can't believe how big the girls got" Candice said.
Both girls wanted to gag but their mother had taught them to be polite to everyone.
"Yep so Avery, Bella how's school going?" John asked his youngest daughters.
"It's good" Isabella said.
"Yeah good" Avery added.
"So where is Gracie?" John asked.
"She's with Uncle Matt her and Talon will be here in a few days" Isabella answered.
"Bella let's go to our room and play" Avery suggested.
"Yeah we'll call you when dinner is ready" John agreed.
Isabella and Avery went to join their brothers in Christian and Frankie room.
"Ok I don't like this" Avery announced.
Both Frankie and Christian looked at the girls like they had 3 heads.
"That bitch gotta go" Bella said "mom and only mom is the woman in dad's life … we want to help"
