Part 4

Heero: Yo Shini, you awake.

Duo: Huh? ......... WHAT THE HELL!!!!?

Heero: What's wrong Shini?

Duo: Who the hell is Shini?

Heero: Huh? You can say Shini?

Duo: Yeah!.... I'm not insane, ya know?

Heero: Huh?

He then turns over and sees Duo big Duo lying there beside him.

Heero: Oh.... Duo..... sadly sighs

Duo: What was that for you batty boy!!?

Heero: Batty boy?

Duo: Yeah! Batty boy. Oh by the way, I'm not one of the homosexual culture.

Heero: I didn't say you were.

Duo: Well why are you in bed with me then?

Heero: Don't you remember?

Duo: Remember what? I don't even like you, let alone LOVE you!

Heero: So.... you really don't like me?

Duo: Hey spot the difference.... I'm lively and happy all the time, and your mouth is by your toes, you're soo moody!

Heero: Oh... right..... that hurt..... tear rolls down cheek

Duo: ARE YOU C....CRYING?!!!! Geeze I really need to see a psychiatrist about me seeing things.

Heero: What's wrong with me crying?

Duo: You are crying?

Heero: Well why would you care 'mister death is all, but I can't hack that the perfect soldier is crying!'

Duo: Hey! I did not say that.

Heero: Shut up!!!

Heero then runs off out of the room and cries to Quatre.

Quatre: Calm down, I'm sure he doesn't realize what he is saying.

Heero: He called me batty! Have you ever been called that?

Quatre: Well really I wouldn't mind, I don't care what they say I am what I believe I am.

Heero: Thanks man, that really helped me. sarcastically

Duo: Um.... Heeo?

Heero: Shini?!

Duo: No, Duo, sorry to dissapiont you man,

Heero: Why'd you call me Heeo?

Duo: Well I remembered it from somewhere.... did we know each other when we were kids or something?

Heero: No we didn't.... sorry.

Duo: Just pondering..... hey Cata? can oo help me?

Quatre: What's wrong Duo?

Duo: I wanna eat yarn but I don't know why.

Quatre: Well if you want to then eat i.......

Duo is now stuffing yarn in his mouth and playing with the rest of the ball.

Duo: GRRRRROWL!!!!!!!!! throws te ball in the air and runs after Trowa who is diving about the room

Trowa: Um..... man eating Duo?!

Heero, Quatre, Wufie and Rashid: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA!!!!!!!

Trowa: This is sooooo not funny!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.

Duo: Hey come back here!!! I HATE CLOWNS!!!!!!!! though their masks look like they are made of a nice tasting meat!!!!! heh heh heh!!!!

Trowa: If I'd have known you didn't like clowns I wouldn't rehearse here.

Duo: I don't care!!!!! OOOOOOOH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! can I play with your tail Heero?

Heero: What tail?

Duo: The one sticking out of your butt, silly.

Wufie: Not again..... Ha, cute ears Heero?

Heero: Heeo?

Duo: AWWWWWWWWW!!!! Look at the little kitty!!!!! Big googoo eyes

Heero: hoo? Me?

Duo: YES YOU, AWWWW!!!! YOU ARE SOOOO CUTE!!!!

Heero: Doo likes Heeo?

Duo: Yes I do Like Heero the cute little kitty-cat....... give daddy a biiiiig hug!

Heero: DADDY DOO!!!!!! leaps on Duo and hugs him for three minutes

Duo: Look guys I'm his 'DADDY DOO,' ain't that cute?

Quatre: yup, it is. Don't you think Trowa?

Trowa: yes, cute just make sure he likes clowns Okay?

Heero: Clowns are funny.... do something funny clown, Sir.

Trowa: Um....... sweatdrops I'm more of an acrobat. Sorry Heero.

Heero: Doo tell us a joke!!!!

Duo: Since when have you liked MY jokes.

Heero: Since now.... Doo tell us some jokes!

Duo: Okay then let me start......... I would write them down but it would take up about seven pages and you'd get bored

Heero: WOW!!!!! They were soooo funny more, more, more!!!

Duo: I don't have any more.....

Heero: YYYYYAAAAAAWWWWWNNNNNNN!!!! Me tired.

Duo: Me too lets go to bed...... after watching Scary Movie Three!!!!!!!!

Five hours later......

Duo: Geeze I am pooped!!!!!

Heero: .................................. ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ

Duo: Awww so cute.... night kitty..... ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZzzzzzzzzzzz

Heero: Night Daddy Doo........

Duo: Sweet....

The Next Day........

Duo: Heero? Are you awake yet?

Heero: Hoo said Heeo's name?

Duo: Daddy Doo, why?

Heero: DADDY DOOOOOOOOOO!!!!! I wuv you sooo much...... YAWN

Duo: I love you too Heero..... Only as a son/brother.

Heero: Goody I have a bwuver.

Duo: And a daddy in one.

Heero: Um.... me no understand...

Duo: I am your brother and father in a way, aren't I?

Heero: Uh-huh, uh-huh, uh-huh!

Duo: Want something to eat? I'm up for a pizza.

Heero: WOOOOOOW I love pizza!

They both go into the kitchen and fetch out a deep-pan pizza. Duo puts the pizza in the oven and they wait 'til it is done.

Duo: Yum!!!!

Heero: OUCH!!!!

Duo: What's wrong!!!!?

Heero: I burnt my nosey on the saucey.

Duo: Sweet here you go. hands Heero a tissue and wipes the goo off of his nose

Heero: Thank you Doo Dad.

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God did it have to start again? I rekon that it is a fever type of thing..... I haven't planned out why yet. But I'll get back to you.

To Be Continued.......