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Elena was folding her arms and leaning against the tree that over looked a field of poppies. She ran her finger over her chin like she was thinking. "Something with poison in it. But attractive to the eye, and soothing to the smell, Poppies. Poppies. Poppies. Poppies will be the trick." Elena said and Damon looked up at her.

"You done with your oz moment Elena? Because I need to take a piss. Stefan is almost oiled up and I am sure he needs to go to the restroom some how. And I think that Blondie over there has flees." Damon said pointing to Caroline and Elena looked at her.

"They Itch Elena." Caroline said in a sad face trying to scratch them off.

"Don't scratch it will make it worse." Elena told her and Caroline pouted more.

"I want to be home shopping. I'm going to kill Bonnie." Caroline said

"You ain't the only one sister." Damon said looking over the field and he took a deep sigh. "So how are we going to do this?" He asked

"What do you want me to do about it? I mean It's not like Stefan came with a instruction manuel." Elena said seeing her boyfriend giving her the cold shoulder. "Oh come on. Your still not mad at me for making you sing are you?" Elena asked

"No. I just need to go to the bathroom real bad. And we have a field of poison poppies to run threw and I am going to get rusted again." Stefan said

"Cry baby." Damon said and Elena went over to comfort Stefan and Damon wanted to puke. "Come on. Geeze."

"A choo. A choo." Caroline sneezed and she walked over to Damon still sneezing.

"Watch it girl." Damon said

"Sorry. I am allergic to flowers." Caroline said still sneezing.

"Great. Another problem." Damon muttered and saw the two love birds hugging.

"Hey. Brad and Angie. Mind if we hurry this up?" Damon asked getting more annoyed then usual. "What a bad nightmare." Damon said "Ok. I got a plan." Damon suddenly said.

"Oh Dorothy has a plan." Stefan said and Damon looked over at him. "Listen up Elena and Caroline. Dorothy is going to save us from the poison flowers."

"Your loving this too much aren't you?" Damon asked

"Oh Yeah." Stefan grinned. "Payback is a total bitch."

"Are we still talking about Lexi here?" Damon grinned and Elena went between the two.

"Guys. Seriously. Damon what is your plan?" Elena asked

"I'm thinking that we run really fast threw the field." Damon said a bit proudly.

"That's it? That's your master plan? You have been sitting there for a hour and a half thinking and that is all you come up with? Just run right threw them?" Stefan asked

"Basically yes." Damon said. Stefan launched at him but Caroline managed to pull him back with the help of Elena. "Come on tough guy. Bring it." Damon said jumping up and down.

"Will you two stop? Your acting like immature brothers." Caroline said trying to tear them a part.

"We are." Stefan and Damon said together.

"Guys. Stop this. Let's get home and then you two can kill each other." Elena stated kind of frustrated with the two and Stefan and Damon looked at each other and agreed.

"So. Run like hell and real fast? Still a good plan?" Damon asked and everybody nodded.

"Great. So our brilliant leader Dorothy says we should run like hell threw the poison poppies. This is going to turn out great." Stefan mocked and picked up Elena and ran with her as fast as he could threw the flowers. Damon looked over at Caroline as she grinned at him.

"I'm not going to pick you up. Use your speed." Damon said leaving Caroline in the dust.

"Ass hole." Caroline muttered and ran after them. Caroline was about half way threw finally catching up to them when Elena fell out of Stefan's arms and Damon and Caroline both went to pick her up. Stefan had frozen in the fields.

"Huh. Wouldn't take a NASA Geek to figure this plan would have failed miserably." Caroline said and then started to pass out and fall on the flowers of poppies and right onto Damon. Damon had his arm around Caroline as they looked like they were cuddling each other

"Ok that is so wrong. On so many levels." Elena said

"Yes it does boggle the mind." Stefan muttered and then spoke to Elena. "Um Elena. Your suppose to call for help." He said and Elena nodded

"Right. Almost forgot. Hey I could use a little help down here." Elena shouted and just then a heavy fall of snow started down on the poppies and Caroline and Damon suddenly started to wake up.

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" They both screamed and jumped up from each other backing away from each other.

"Don't you dare touch me again you sicko." Caroline said throwing some poppies at Damon and he stared at her.

"Good morning sleepy heads. Care to help me out with Tin man here?" Elena asked and Damon got up and walked over to her and then began to oil up Stefan.

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"Mother do you think that they will find the bomb." Damon sang and Stefan looked over at him curiously. "Mother do you think that they will find the bomb."

"Dude. Pink Floyd? Seriously?" Stefan asked

"Don't deny the classics bro."

"Ok. First off The wall wasn't there best album. It was Dark side of the moon. Secondly Have you ever done the wizard of oz with Pink Floyd?" Stefan said.

"Ok Dark side was good. But the wall was better." Damon argued and Caroline and Elena both rolled there eyes as the brothers kept arguing over what Pink Floyd Album was better.

"Hey you. Standing in the aisle's with itchy feet and fading smiles." Damon said and Stefan laughed.

"You don't even know the lyrics." Stefan said and they suddenly reached Emerald city with big double doors and green all around it.

"Think there is enough green?" Damon asked and looked for a door bell and then pulled it down but nothing happened.

"Bell out of order. Please knock." They all said together after seeing the sign. Damon knocked on the door and a Short mu stage man opened the small hatch and looked down.

"State your business please." The man said

"We came to see the wizard." Elena said and the man looked at her

"The Wizard? Nobody see's the great and powerful Wizard of Oz. Not even I have seen him." The man said

"Then how do you know he exists?" Stefan challenged.

"I'll bet you a hundred bucks that the wizard is Bonnie." Damon whispered to Elena

"I am not taking that bet Damon." Elena said

"Hey Look. I have to go to the bathroom. Dorothy here is getting impatient and needs a blood pack. Elena needs a good massage and pedicure. And Caroline needs a Flea bath." Stefan argued. "Plus my big brother over here will ignore the hell out of you if you don't." Stefan said pointing over to Damon who smiled at the guard and waved.

"Bug the hell out of me huh? How?"

"I'll start singing Bon Jovi Songs." Damon smiled and the Guard stuttered

"Why didn't you say so in the first place? That's a horse of a different color. Come on in." The guard said and a few moments later opened the doors to the city and they all walked in. Everything was in green. Men and women of all sizes were dressed in green. A full course marching band was playing were off to see the wizard came in the city and walked around it.

"What is this a football game?" Damon asked as the band disappeared. Just then he spotted several hot women over by a big green fountain in the middle of the city staring at Damon. He licked his lips as the women smiled and whispered and giggled at each other looking at him. Damon waved and they all gasped in pleasure.

"He is Sexy." One girl said.

"He is dreamy." The other one said.

"He is drop dead gorgeous." They all said together

"I like this place." Damon said and started to walk towards them when Elena pulled him back. Stefan had already ran off to find a bathroom and Caroline went off to get her pedicure in.

"Damon no." Elena said

"Oh Elena. Always ruining the fun."

"Think with your head Damon. We want to get home." Elena said

"Stop being so bossy. It's kind of hard to think when my lips want's to be with them." He smirked staring at the girls but Elena pulled him away and they all sighed looking dissapointed.

"Getting kind of Jealous aren't we?" Damon asked with a smirk

"Hell no. Just want to get home." Elena said

"Keep telling yourself that babe." Damon said but reluctantly stayed with Elena to the displeasure of the Emerald city beauties.

"Where is the horse of a different Color?" Elena asked

"Oh her. Um well we had an accident last month." The guard said.

"Accident?" Damon asked

"Yes well. She kind of got rough with one of the stable boys while he was fixing her and she kicked him in the nuts. So she had to be put down." The man said

"Damn. Of course it would have happened that way." Elena said frowning.

"So when can we see the wizard?" Damon asked the guard.

"Oh yes. You still want to see him. Um he is busy with some witch stuff. So he is studying witch craft at the can't be bothered right now."

"Told you it's Bonnie." Damon said

"It's not Bonnie." Elena said

"Think about it. Doesn't want to be bothered. Studying Witch craft. It's Bonnie." Damon said

Elena gave some thought into it and it did pretty much fit the bill. "Yeah I guess your right. Look. Were witch hunters sent here by Glenda the good witch. Were here to kill the wicked witch of the west. And were not leaving here until we see my friend Bonnie. I mean um the Wizard." Elena said

"I'm sorry but."

"Bonnie." Elena shouted interrupting the guard. "Get off your high petiole ass and let us in now." Elena shouted and Damon was surprised at this.

"Yeah she is having a bad day so you might not want to piss her off more." Damon said to the guard pointing at Elena.

"Yes I see what you mean. I'll tell the wizard your here." The guard said and Elena smiled.

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With in the hour the others joined Elena and Damon in the big throne room once again surrounded with green. They marched towards the throne and smoke and fire devoleped threw the wall of white and a big head suddenly appeared. The head of a female.

"Told you it was Bonnie." Damon said

"I am the great powerful Oz." Bonnie said in her serious tone.

"Kind of puts a whole new meaning on the witch term doesn't it?" Damon asked

"Silence fool. I am speaking." Bonnie said

"Get off your high horse Bonnie. It's us." Caroline said looking furious at her friend for putting her threw this crap.

"Yep so defiantly Bonnie. Why couldn't she put us somewhere more safer like a Brad Pitt movie." Elena said. "By the way Bonnie I am never forgiving you for putting me as the Scarecrow." Elena said

"And making me have fleas." Caroline said

"And making it hard for me to go to the bathroom." Stefan stated and everybody looked at him. "Oh come on. You try going in this thing."

"I said Silence. Do not disturb the powerful wizard." Bonnie shouted again with flames bursting out with each high voice.

"Your friend has really gotten this witch thing to her head." Damon whispered to Elena

"Yeah. No kidding." Elena commented

"Bring me back the broomstick of the wicked witch of the west. And the spell will be broken." Bonnie said

"Yeah about that. Are we suppose to use regular water or what? Because I always wanted to know why the witch had a water bucket in the castle when she knew that it was her weakness. I mean that is like superman keeping kryptonite in his apartment. Huge bait for Lex Luthor." Damon said

"Just bring me back the broomstick and I will grant any wish you want." Bonnie said with flames going up even higher that time

"So your saying that your all powerful? Because if you are there are a few things that I would like. Mainly want some new clothing for the fall. That shirt from Hollister is still available there along with these cute heels." Caroline said

"Oh I have seen those the one's with the straps on them?" Elena asked

"Quiet. Just go." Bonnie said getting a headache. The others began to leave and Elena folded her arms

"What the hell has gotten to her? I don't care if she is a powerful witch and dating my brother. If she talks to me like that again i will kick her ass so hard she will be sore for months." Elena said and Caroline nodded

"Why do we have to do this? Why is Bonnie sending us on this little hunt?" Caroline said getting more angrier. "Why doesn't she just go kill her right now being the great powerful witch she is." Caroline said

"Caroline she is a big head. What do you expect her to do? Crush her to death with her chin?" Damon said

"Yeah that would make the blooper reel for season three dvd." Caroline said. (Just broke the fourth wall. Uh oh )

"Caroline shut the hell up. Before I throw you out that window myself." Damon said. Caroline just shrugged and ran towards the window and dove right out of it.

Author's note: Ok that was my longest one yet and kind of challenging. I wasn't happy with it. But It will do. I hope you find it still funny. By the way I had to put in the Pink Floyd reference. I mean who hasn't done the Dark side of the moon and wizard of oz thing?