A/N: I don't even know what I'm doing with this...oh well. Read and Review?
"Hey, Rachel! Come here for a sec." Santana whisper-shouted across the gym just as Rachel was about to serve the ball. "Hurry up!"
Rachel just dropped the ball and quickly ran out to the halls. "What do you want this time Satan? I can not, and I mean CAN NOT, have your girlfriend threatening to kill me every time you get bored and decide to drag me into your schemes."
"Oh hush you baby. I swear Quinn won't have a clue this time." Rachel huffed and crossed her arms. "Look, it's totally national prank week and I need your mind and tiny, brown body to help me pull pranks on the rest of the Gleeks!" Rachel uncrossed her arms as her interest piqued. "Of course we'll have to prank Britts and Q so no one suspects us."
Rachel thought carefully about it. Could she really afford to be in Quinn's bad books again? Eh, sure why not! "Alright! But we're gonna have to prank ourselves too..."
"Way ahead of you Berry! Our 'surprise' already awaits us in our lockers as we speak!" Santana smirked a bit and was about to explain until Coach Sylvester came over yelling.
"Streisand! Get your ass our there or you will fail! Lopez, get to class!" Rachel and Santana both stalked off and back to their classes muttering 'psycho bitch' under their breath.
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Puck entered the Choir Room particularly pissed. Someone had switched his shampoo in the locker rooms and now his mohawk was a bright orange-red. Not only that, but while he was in study hall, somebody used a sharpie to draw freckles all over his cheeks. Everybody laughed as he stalked through the halls, even all of his favorite Cheerios. How the hell was he supposed to pick up babes and MILF's like this?
Mike and Tina were none too happy either when they walked in. Both had Asian Fusion written across their foreheads and were covered in glitter. A couple of 'ninjas' attacked them while they were walking to lunch an hour earlier. When the rest of the Gleeks asked what happened to the three, they all just growled as they had no clue.
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The next morning Rachel and Santana stopped at their lockers and talked a bit before pulling the prank on themselves.
"So what exactly should I be looking forward to when I open this?" Rachel motioned to her locker.
"Don't worry I took everything out yesterday and put it in my locker. I figured it would be easier to just use one locker instead of two..." Santana trailed off, not really wanting to say what it was.
"Santana Lopez, if you don't tell me right now what is in my locker, I will find Quinn and tell her right now what you are up to!"
"Fine, fine. It's just got a rainbow of delicious stinging ice waiting to smack the two of us in the face..."
"What!?" Rachel flung her locker door open and sure enough a ton of slushie covered both Santana and Rachel.
"You couldn't just wait a minute Berry?" Santana spat out some of the slushie from her mouth. "Well, at least people witnessed it and it'll spread like wild fire. Let's go find Britts and Q. They've always got extra clothes."
"Eww...it's already sticking to me Santana. I'm just gonna call Brittany. I am not walking around like this!" Rachel pulled out her phone and called Brittany who arrive no longer than a minute later.
"Hi Rach, wh- oh man. Baby, who did this to you?"
"I don't know. Somebody filled my locker with slushie and it hit Satan and I. We could really use some new clothes right now."
"No problemo. I'll get Q to meet us all in the Cheerios locker room. Get on Rachie." Brittany leaned down for Rachel to hop on her back so she didn't have to walk. "C'mon San, Q will be there with some clothes for you, plus I'm sure she won't mind cleaning you up."
Rachel snickered and stuck her tongue out at Santana and Santana just scowled. It was just no fair that Rachel got a ride and Santana was getting picked on.
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On Wednesday, Finn, Sam, Artie, and Sugar ran into the choir room screaming. All four were absolutely terrified of clowns and a couple had just happened to be chasing them down the halls. "Run for your lives!"
"What the hell are you talking about white chocolate?" The four stopped and turned around panting. Nothing was chasing them anymore.
"It was awful. There were a couple of freaks chasing us! They had these freaky demon clown masks on and everything!" Sugar yelled before jumping on top of the piano. Finn, Sam and Artie tried to put on brave faces as they carefully walked to their seats.
It was at that moment that Rachel and Santana walked into the room casually. "Well then, what did we miss this time?"
Finn just continued to mutter 'evil clowns' while Kurt comfortingly patted his shoulder.
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Thursday saw Glee's two favorite divas being asked to rejoin the Cheerios along with Blaine. The three wouldn't pass up an opportunity to climb the social ladder so they graciously accepted, even if it was Sylvester. At first it was fine. Then Mercedes realized that Coach Sylvester hadn't told her to go on any specific diet, in fact she was told to eat whatever she wanted. Hell, Coach Sylvester even ordered her to eat tater-tots at least once a class.
By the time Glee rolled around, Mercedes felt like she was going to puke and promptly turn into a tater-tot. The day wasn't looking too well for Blaine and Kurt either. The Cheerios pants mysteriously disappeared so they were forced to wear skirts. The whole Glee Club laughed at their misfortune while Mercedes ran as fast as she could to the garbage can to puke her guts out. No body noticed the secret high five Rachel and Santana shared in the back of the room.
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On the last day of the week Rachel and Santana realized they had pranked and tormented all of the Gleeks already. So they thought it'd be a good idea to prank Ms. Pillsbury and Mr. Schue. They brought in all the the hair gel they possibly could and squirted it all over the two teachers' individual offices. Ms. Pillsbury's shrieks could be heard throughout the entire school and Mr. Schue cried at the loss of the innocent gel.
The entire student body laughed as Ms. Pillsbury broke down and shook in a corner of her office until she was told that the substance was not in fact from some teenager's body and was just hair gel.
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Rachel and Santana met up in a bathroom where they celebrated their victorious prank week.
"I can't believe we pulled it off! Santana, you are a genius."
"What can I say, we work well together tiny brown one." Santana bowed and used her 'Star Wars' voice. Rachel giggled and they both just began to laugh hysterically until the door burst open and an angry Brittany and Quinn walked in.
"You two think you're so clever don't you?" Rachel and Santana both shut up instantly and backed into the wall.
"Well, you see Quinn, I tried to stop Santana this time, really I did, but she wouldn't give up. I had no choice but to go along with it. I'm just as disappointed in San- wait a second...How did you two find out?"
"Were you really just about to sell me out Berry?!"
"What? No, of course not...unless it gets me outta trouble. I do not enjoy 'Scary' Quinn Fabray!"
"Yeah well it wasn't all me Q! I swear. Britts you guys gotta believe me, Berry was in this the whole time with me and never tried to stop it!"
Rachel and Santana continued to argue over whose fault it was while Quinn and Brittany whispered to each other.
"How long do you think it will take them to realize they still haven't pranked us?" Quinn asked.
"Oh, Rachel will figure it out as soon as they shut up, but we'll totes have to explain it to San..."
"True, I'm cutting Santana off for two weeks. She never learns otherwise. How long are you cutting off Rachel?"
"Hmm... I think a day will be good."
"What? One day? You can't hold out for more than one day?" Quinn was shocked and just couldn't understand.
"Well yeah, you don't understand how good she is. Her mouth just does wonders really. Just ask Santana!"
Quinn growled in frustration. She really, really wished everyone would stop bring that night up.
