Oh, the character meeting chapter! I wonder what chaos the Eds will be able to perform in this chapter…read on friends, and find out.

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Sniffles had proposed they walk to the hardware store. He said that they could meet more people that way. But he forgot to mention that he accidently blew up his car in an experiment. Cars, however, do not come back to life like people. So, as they were walking on the sidewalk, Sniffles saw that Toothy was buying ice-cream from Cro-Marrot.

"Hi Toothy," said Sniffles.

"Oh, hey Sniffles," Toothy said, turning around to face Sniffles…and the Eds. Immediately his expression turned from happy to confusion.

"Hey, Sniffles," asked Toothy, looking at the Eds, "Who are these guys? An experiment gone wrong?"

"No," said Sniffles. "Well, kind of. Toothy, meet Ed, Edd, and Eddy. Ed, Edd, and Eddy, meet Toothy."

"How do you do?" asked Double D, holding out an arm for a handshake. Toothy looked at Edd for a while until he decided that nothing was dangerous about this guy.

"Just fine," said Toothy, shaking Edd's hand, "thank you, um, Edd."

"Please, call me Double D," said Eddward, "everyone does."

"Okay, 'Double D'," said Toothy, giggling. "And who's the one in green?"

"I am Ed!" said Ed in his usual loud, happy voice. "Slayer of the fifth race of the mutant potato people!"

Toothy looked at Ed with a creep out look on his face. "Um, okay then," he said, then looked at Eddy. "And you ar-"

Eddy didn't even let Toothy finish. "I'm Eddy, the coolest guy ever to come from the Cal-De-Sac! In fact," Eddy said, pulling Toothy up close, "they make statues of me out of gold!"

"Really!" exclaimed Toothy.

"Oh yeah!" said Eddy, but Ed and Double D were shaking their heads and mouthing the words not really.

"Hey, guys," said Sniffles, "we better hurry to the hardware store before it closes.

"Man, do we have experience in that," said Eddy. "Well, be seeing you Toothy."

"Bye everyone," said Toothy, watching as Ed, Edd, Eddy, Sniffles, Lumpy, and Petunia all walked away. He then took his ice-cream from Cro-Marrot.

"You know," Toothy said to Cro-Marrot as he took a lick of his ice-cream, "I can't help but feel like something is going to happen in this town…and the Eds will be the cause of it."


"What was that?!" Sniffles asked after they were out of ear shot of Toothy.

"What do you mean?" asked Eddy.

"You know what I mean!" said Sniffles. "You were telling Toothy an outright lie, and Ed…I don't even know what to say about Ed."

"He's right," said Petunia. "For one moment in my life I thought I had met a person stupider than Lumpy."

"Yup," said Lumpy, shaking his head in agreement. However, the remark struck home in a few seconds. "Hey!" said Lumpy.

"So, enough with the weirdness?" asked Sniffles.

Eddy paused before saying, "We'll try. Oh, and I have a question for you."

"What?" asked Sniffles.

"Was that a caveman frozen in ice I just saw?"

"Yep." Sniffles said.

"Oh…okay."

"Hey, look!" Petunia said, pointing to the park. "I can see Giggles there!" Petunia than ran off to play with Giggles.

"Come on," said Sniffles, "let's meet the rest of the town."

And hope all of you don't make a fool out of yourselves, thought Sniffles.


Over at the park everyone was enjoying a sunny day. Pop was reading a newspaper while Cub was poking a stick at a beehive, Cuddles and Giggles were playing together along with the now arrived Petunia, and Mime was silently practicing an act. There were more people there, but let's focus on the Eds, alright.

The three Eds and Lumpy and Sniffles entered the park and were instantly greeted by Cuddles and Giggles.

"Wow, I guess Petunia wasn't lying after all," said Giggles. Cuddles, however, said something very different to the Eds.

"We. Mean. You. No. Harm." He said to the Eds as if they were from a different planet (which in this case, they were.)

Eddy stared down Cuddles until the yellow bunny felt nervous. It was Edd who came to the rescue.

"Eddy, stop it!" exclaimed the sock-headed boy. "Don't you see your making him squeamish."

"Hey, he was talking to me like I was an alien," said Eddy, "so it's his fault."

"Well, technically, Eddy," said Double D, "we are from another world, which does make us aliens."

"I'm an alien!" Ed shouted. He than said in his normal tone "Do I have tentacles for a belly button?"

"No, Ed," said Double D, "you do not."

"Aaaahhhhhhhhhh…" said Ed and hung his head.

"Come on," said Sniffles, "there are other people to meet, like Mime, The Mole, and Handy, just to name a few."

"Um," said Eddy, "is Mime a mime?"

"Yes," said Sniffles, "how'd you guess?"

"To things," said Eddy, "One: his name is Mime. Two: He's right there."

Sniffles turned around and jumped back from shock. Mime was standing right behind him!

"Oh, Mime," said Sniffles, recovering from the shock. "I didn't hear you sneak up behind."

Mime gave Sniffles a nod, as to say That's the idea.

"So…Mime," said Eddy causally. "Can you do any tricks?"

Mime nodded and did the invisible wall trick. Ed loudly clapped his hands while Double D settled for light clap.

After Mime took a bow, Eddy said, "So, as a mime, you have to stay silent, right?"

Mime, though confused, nodded yes.

"Well, okay then," said Eddy, "I'll just turn around an-BOO!" Eddy exclaimed, faking a lunge at Mime. Mime opened his mouth, but no sound came out.

Cuddles gave a short laugh. "You're crazy if you think you can make Mime talk. He never talks at all."

"My dear," said Edd. "Is he…mute?"

"No, no, not at all," said Cuddles. "It's just that he takes miming seriously."

"Like that time with the fire," said Giggles, giving Mime a glare. Mime smiled sheepishly and shrugged his shoulders.

"Hey, who' that over there?" Edd said, pointing at Pop and Cub.

"Oh, that's Pop and Cub," said Cuddles. "Pop is the only person in town that dresses like an adult, so he's treated as such."

"Should he be letting his son doing that?" said Double D, looking over at the bees' nest. The bees' were now getting aggravated and had began to swarm around the nest.

"Nah, Cub's okay," said Cuddles, leaving Double D to wander if everything was plugged in inside Cuddles' brain.

"So," said Eddy, "is there anyone else you'd like us to meet?"

"Of course!" said Cuddles. "There's Flippy and Handy and Mole and Nutty and "

But while Cuddles was talking, Ed had wandered of into a little are surrounded by trees. In it was a red animal full of what seemed to be dandruff. It seemed she was drawing something with a stick.

Silently, Ed walked up to her and said, "Hello, my name is Ed."

The animal turned around and screamed something that had to be in the 11 range. Immediately the group came through the trees to see what happened.

"Flaky, what happened?" asked Petunia. She then turned to Ed. "Did you hurt her?"

"No!" said Ed, putting on his puppy dog look. "For truly and honesty and for sure!"

"I believe him," said Double D.

"Well, of course you believe him," said Giggles. "He's your friend."

"But Ed wouldn't hurt a fly," said Double D.

"Yeah," agreed Eddy, "the only time he turned dangerous is the time he had the pebble in his shoe."

"See, Eddy's agreeing with me," said Double D. "That rarely happens, so we must be right."

"Then why did Flaky scream?" asked Cuddles. "Wait a minute…she screams at everything that frightens her."

Flaky finally got over her shock to speak a little. "W-what a-are those things!"

"Flaky," said Sniffles, "meet the Eds. Ed, Edd, and Eddy, this is Flaky."

"Why do they call you 'Flaky'?" asked Double D.

Flaky shook her head, releasing a couple of dandruff from her hair. Petunia and Edd stepped back a little.

"We're sorry Ed scared you, Flaky," said Edd. "He just wants to be friendly."

Flaky looked at Ed and recognized something about him: he had the same happy look like Lumpy, just trying to be friendly but just actually leading to a person's death.

"That's okay," she mumbled.

"Well," said Cuddles, "now that's that over, let's meet the rest of the town!"

They meet The Mole and Edd was sure Ed nor Eddy were to pull any pranks on him.

Handy was nice to them, but Ed kept on looking on his little stubs.

Eddy liked Disco Bear from the start, but Double D wasn't sure if his outfit was supposed to be in this time period.

They briefly meet Lifty and Shifty while they were running away from a place they had just robbed. Eddy liked them, too.

They meet Flippy, but Cuddles warned them to be extra careful around him. When he wouldn't say why, that got the Eds worried.

So as they walked to the hardwood store were Sniffles were at, Ed, Edd, and Eddy had meet everyone except for Splendid.

"Who is this 'Splendid' person, anyway?" asked Edd.

"He's a superhero," said Cuddles, "so he'll only be around if something bad were to happen."

But before Edd could say anything else, Sniffles came out of the store carrying a small brown bag.

"That's all you needed?" asked Eddy.

"No," said Sniffles, "they're delivering the rest tomorrow, which leads me to the question of where are you going to sleep."

"Can we sleep at your house?' said Double D. "That is, until we find a more suitable place to stay."

Sniffle sighed. "Alright, but don't make a mess out of it."

Ed grabbed all three of them in a bear hug. "Sleepover! Now we can eat popcorn and watch scary movies and tell each other ghost stories until we fall asleep in weird places."

The only thing Sniffles got to say is: "L…let go…crushing… windpipe."

Ed let all of them go. Sniffles took in a greedy breath of air before he said, "Ed, don't do that again. Now, let's get to my house before I change my mind."


A little thing about characters now.

There's a new person called Lammy that might be the new character in HTF. If she is added while I write this, I'll have to add her due to the 'Jonny 2x4' feel.

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