Taffyta: Hey, you?
D: Shut the frack up, you snitch.
Taffyta: I just wanted to ask you which outfit would look better on me: Pink, pink, or pink.
I face palmed.
D: You don't ask me, you ask a homosexual teen or a cheerleader. Anymore questions from the world's derpiest blonde?
Taffyta drops her clothes out of shock.
Taffyta: Oh, so we're gonna play it that way, huh?
Taffyta puts two of her fingers in her mouth and whistles. Out of nowhere all of the girls from Taffyta's racing gang appear out of nowhere.
Candlehead: You called?
Taffyta points at me.
Taffyta: See that guy?
Candlehead nods her head.
Candlehead: Yes.
Taffyta: Kill him.
Candlehead: O.K.! Sugar snitches!
All the girls look at Candlehead.
Candlehead points at me.
Candlehead: Attack!
All the girls start running toward me.
D: Little girls running towards the psychopath?
*Squints & grins maliciously.
D: Well I guess it's time to practice for fatherhood.
*Opens the left side of my coat, causing knives to shoot out. Watches in pure enjoyment as all the little girls are chopped into pieces, except for the upper torso of Candlehead.
Candlehead: Taffyta…
Candlehead finally disinigrated.
Taffyta: Candlehead!
D: Aw biscuits, now I can't eat any of their remains.
Taffyta: What is wrong with you?
D: I LOVE violence. By the way, headshot.
*Quickly pulls out a gun and shoots her in the head.
*Falls on the ground, bleeding strawberry blood.
Taffyta: Why…
D: Hmm, maybe because you're like most popular girls and I fraking hate people like you.
Taffyta: But we're not in our game, we won't regenerate.
*Kneel down to her.
D's Rep.: Oh, I'm not done torturing you. I'll kill you nice and slowly, then bring you all back to life. As non-douskbags.
Taffyta: At least we won't be dele-
D's Rep.: Shut up.
*Curb-stomps through Taffyta's heart, then watches as she chokes and dies.
D: Well…have fun reading the story while I eat her dead body. Bye!
{A/N: I have an obsession with Jack the Ripper.}
Chap. 3: Weird Ways To Meet New People
Vanellope wasn't sure when she woke up. But she wished she hadn't been awakened by a massive headache. She had touched the top of her with caution, but ended up wincing at the pain emitted from her skull. "Ow," Vanellope grumbled to herself before she noticed what covered her hand. "Wait…is this…" thought Vanellope before her eyes widened in realization, "…blood?" Vanellope shook her head to clear her thoughts. Nothing else mattered right now except for her to return back home.
When she was sure that she could handle the pain, she got up to make sure where she even was. It was incredibly dark and with almost no light. "Ugh…where am I?" said Vanellope before noticing something. As she got closer to the object, she then realized what it was. It was a…ball. A metal ball with blue lines covering it. "Doesn't look like it's from Sugar Rush," Vanellope thought as she cautiously approached the ball & poked it.
The second she touched it, the ball disinagrated into pixels and revealed some kind of metal, semi-humanoid, four-legged bug with blue eyes. Vanellope could help but admit it was cute. "Aw, how adorable," thought Vanellope before realizing something. "Hey…you're all alone," Vanellope said to the little bug, gaining its attention as she also realized something, "Just like me…" "Wanna be alone together?" asked Vanellope as she smiled while holding her bloody hand out. The bug looked at Vanellope, with his blue eyes…and jumped on her face.
"Ahhhhhhh! Get off! Get it off!" screamed Vanellope as ran around running into walls. The bug crawled onto Vanellope's hand, accidently eating some of her blood. "Get…off...me!" screamed Vanellope as she hit the bug into a wall. The bug finally fell off of her body. Vanellope turned around & tried to catch her breaths. "What…the heck…is wrong…with you?" said Vanellope in between breaths as didn't noticed the bug to glow while glitching.
"I don't know, what's wrong with you? You're the one hitting a baby."
Vanellope blinked. "What the heck was that?" thought Vanellope.
"That was my voice," said someone behind her.
Vanellope slowly turned around & started visibly shaking. "Bu-bu-but this can't… You can't be… What are you?" asked Vanellope. Now standing by the wall she knocked the bug into, was a girl that looked exactly like Vanellope. Her skin was extremely pale & had light-blue lines connecting to a circle on her palm. Its clothes were torn; were a metallic grey & its hoodie strings were light-blue. It had light-green eyes unlike the other colors it seemed to possess. Instead of candies in its hair, it had metal shards. Other than that, it was a complete copy of Vanellope.
"What am I? I…" said the creature in a curious tone as it looked at its hands, "…I don't know."
Vanellope backed up a little in surprise. The creature sounded exactly like her.
The creature then fell on its knees. "What am I? Why am I here?! Where am I?!" the creature asked itself.
"Whoa-whoa, calm down," said Vanellope as she noticed how much the creature was freaking out.
"I don't know my name! Who am I?!" continued the creature as it now clutched it head, "Where is my family?!"
The creature's last question struck a heart chord inside Vanellope. She immediately began having flashbacks about all her beatings from the racers. The sound of crying coming from the creature pulled Vanellope but into reality. She then realized that the creature she faced right now was like her. It had no idea where its family was & if it even had one. It was alone, just like her. Vanellope looked at the creature & knew what she had to do.
"I have no one…no one…"thought the creature before a voice from behind it freed it from its mental breakdown.
"I'll be your family."
The creature widened in surprise as it quickly turned around & saw Vanellope. "You'll…what?" asked the creature.
"I'll be your family," Vanellope said again with even more determination.
"But you were freaking out about me just a few seconds ago," said the creature.
"That was before I realized that you're like me," explained Vanellope.
The creature looked at Vanellope with a cautious/pouting look for a few seconds before it smiled, then chuckled before saying, "Well, I guess you are my mother, technically."
Vanellope raised one of her eyebrows. "What makes me your mother?" asked Vanellope.
"I digested your blood, meaning I kinda absorbed your code. So, since you are the one who awakened me from my Embriball, that still makes you my mom," explained the creature.
"Okay, but you're still going to have to explain more to me. Later though. Right now, I gotta-I mean, we gotta get back to my home," said Vanellope as the creature nodded in agreement. Vanellope was about to start walking before she realized something. "Wait, what are we gonna call you?" asked Vanellope.
The creature stroked her chin as she thought. "I know, since this body is based off your code Vanellope…and I seem like a machine…" said the creature before snapping its fingers, "I know, you can call me Cynelope!" said the creature.
"Sure. Now, let's get going. I see a light anyways," said Vanellope as she was about to start walking again before another thought came to her mind. "Wait, how do you know my name?" Vanellope asked Cynelope
"I know everything about you. Since I absorbed your sample of code, we are now linked code-wise and mentally," explained Cynelope.
"So you and me practically share everything now?" asked Vanellope.
"Yep," answered Cynelope.
"So know about…that, don't you?" asked Vanellope.
Cynelope looked away awkwardly & covered her head with her hood. "…Yeah," answered Cynelope.
"Then promise me something," said Vanellope.
"What mother?" asked Cynelope.
"Don't tell anyone," Vanellope said before walking past Cynelope towards the light she noticed earlier.
Cynelope responded only by nodding before running to try to catch up with Vanellope. "Wait up mother!" pleaded Cynelope.
"Well…this kinda sucks," thought Vanellope.
"I know right? Totally thought that we would've made it there by now," Cynelope thought back.
"What the-?! Oh yeah, that's right. We're linked mentally," thought Vanellope.
"Sorry, didn't mean to scare you. Just wanted to tal-Wait! Mother, we're nearing our destination!" thought Cynelope.
"Oh thank goodness. My legs are worn out," said Vanellope as she & Cynelope walked into the dim, red light. Vanellope noticed that the closer she got to the light, the warmer it became. When she finally entered the room that contained the light, she couldn't believe her eyes. There was a whole lab set up in there with gadgets, machinery, & a tall, thin vat of…something. Though the one thing that caught her attention was a soda bottle-shaped rock candy that seemed to be containing molten-hot soda? "That's weird," said Vanellope.
"What's weird?" asked Cynelope.
"I thought that the only place where you could that was at Diet Cola Mountain," Vanellope said as she put her hand up to the glass, "Must be the reason why it's so hot down here."
"I wonder how it got here though…" Cynelope asked outloud.
"Well, I could answer that…"
Vanellope heard a click of a gun from behind her & froze. She then slowly put her hands into the air & turned around slowly. Standing before her, was an 11-year-old girl with rainbow-colored hair with a blue & a green eye. She looked like she was a little bit taller than King Candy. She wore a white lab coat with a thick, black line at the bottom part of it. The collars of the coat had 3 stripes: Black, red, then purple. She also wore black fingerless gloves, pants with rainbow stripes, and white shoes with black soles.
"But first, I would like to know why you and your little friend here are trespassing in my lab," demanded the girl.
"Wait-wait, who are you?" asked Vanellope.
"Hey, I'm the one who'll be asking questions here. Tell me who the fudge you guys are you first," demanded the girl.
"Well…I asked you first," said Vanellope.
"That's not what my gun says," said the mysterious girl as held her gun one-handed, pointing at Vanellope's head.
"Wait, we can solve this without violence, can't we?" asked Vanellope.
The girl held her gun so it would point upwards & looked at Vanellope with a stern look as she thought about Vanellope's last sentence. After thinking for a bit, she pointed the gun at Vanellope's head again & said, "…Nope."
Vanellope's eyes widened as she saw the girl pulled the trigger.
{A/N: Well, this was a good chapter. More people review this time.}
