Okay, this is where we start getting into the funny stuff. Everything else was just a warm up. Remember...it's all in fun. SO ENJOY IT! :)
A few things you need to know:
1. The dude their talking about on the bus who spends too much time tanning is that guy who fights Sora with the soccer ball on the Destiny Islands. I don't remember his name.
2. The boy in the martial arts uniform with the green belt is our friend Derrick (does he spell his name with a "c"?) who we used to train with. He was good at everything and always put us to shame. We also decided that all soccer players are heartless, becuase they're so loud (inside joke, sorry).
3. We don't like Aries either.
WARNING: Beware crude humor and blatent suggestion of alcohol use
Part 4 (By Aubie G. {with only ONE b})
While the boys were scrambling to think of a place where Kairi could not get them, or ever hope to for a solid two years at least, something hit the hood of the bus.
"Oh please not her again! ANYTHING BUT HER!" Roxas squealed in the feateal position.
"Wow I didn't know you were such a pussy Roxas," Riku commented sipping on what looked like a girly flavored alcoholic drink.
Sora blinked, "When did you get in here, and is that...alcohol?"
"You left the back door wide open, and I was NOT going to stay with that crazy psycho. And I got this drink at my job," Riku explained still sipping away at the mystery beverage.
"Organization 13 had drinks like that?" Cloud asked now intrigued.
"Yeah...Organization 13..." Riku shifted uncomfortably in his seat.
"DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE FRONT OF THE BUS?" Roxas screamed still too much of a pussy to look up and see what was on the hood.
"I wonder what happened to that poor man's skin?" Sora asked aloud. (1)
"Obviously spending wayyy to much tanning on Destiny Islands. But I love his red shoes!" Roxas added flicking his and to and fro.
"Why is he kicking that ball back and forth on our hood? I KNOW! HE'S A HEARTLESS! What other creature has dark skin? That ball must be his weapon!" Axel exclaimed.
"Geeze Axel enough exclamation points?" Riku breathed.
"What do you mean!" Axel yelled.
"THAT WAS A QUESTION!" Riku yelled, falling out from the seat, unable to stand straight though the bus was perfectly still. Which brings up the question of why Kairi had not reached it yet. She's lame, that's why. And really a fatty underneath her clothes...but more details about her horrible secret will be revealed later in the story.
Before the boys could get even more sidetracked, a boy of about 18 fell from the sky wearing a martial arts uniform and a green belt. (2) He and the "heartless" went to battle off into the distance.
"Wow that took up a ton of time for nothing...almost like someone was stalling for something...hmmm..." Cloud thought aloud but he too came to a realization of his own, "SORA HOW DARE YOU!"
Sora's bluest of blue eyes widened and his lip jutted out. "What?" he asked timidly.
"You copied my unimaginably cool style! The light, intense eyes that suck you into the pools of blue...ness. The spiked hair. The only thing you did to make it your own was dye your hair brown. You even have an annoying girl that wears pink following you around everywhere...now we must fight," Cloud growled.
"Hey you don't have any girl following you," Roxas moaned in a really whiny voice.
"I don't?" Cloud said with thick sarcasm in his voice as he pointed straight out to Aries now running alongside Kairi. Both of whom still going unimaginably slow.
"She doesn't seem so bad..." Axel said.
"No you don't even understand she is the worst! I 'accidently' let Sepheroith kill her, and she came back..." Cloud twitched a little but then returned to his former cool self, "I know exactly where those two will never think to find us."
"Oh man it's gonna be some place super hard core if Cloud thought of it," Roxas moaned.
"Probably the darkest of the dark," Axel added now with the lights totally darkened and a flash light only to his face.
"Or...someplace really naughty...and sexy..." Riku yelled now laying on the floor with his nose bright red and eyes glazed.
"No. We must go to the...muffin convention," Cloud mumbled.
"What?" The rest of the boys screamed in unison, except Riku.
"Like Oh M goodness," Riku added a few moment later.
"They won't ever think to find us there," Cloud grumbled.
"Ok then! Let's go, they are only a few feet away," Sora added nicely.
End Part Four
SOMEBODY PUT A STOP TO THIS CRAZINESS! GET IT OUT OF MY HEAD!
