Run! Its Catman!
"Who can take a rainbow? Wrap it in the sun?" Kankuro sang. (1)
"Oh No! Not Candy Man!" Temari yelled.
"Ahhhhhh! It burns!" Gaara screamed shielding his ears. "Its horrible!"
"This is so bothersome!" Shikamaru complained.
"Hmph! Lazy- ass." Ino replied.
"Thank- you..." he replied.
"It was'nt a compliment!"
"Where is Robyn!" I yelled to Jordan.
"I dont know!" she replied "Wheres Neji?"
"Give up! Jordan!" I said.
"I wonder whats happening to Kakashi right now..." Sakura said to herself.
"Who knows... maybe with that crazed girl... you call friend." Shino said.
Robyns Room
"I have finally kidnapped Kakashi! Mua ha ha ha! Mua ha ha ha!" Robyn laughed.
"So what are you planning on doing next?" Kakashi asked.
"...I dunno. I thought I would never get this far..." She said.
"Wow, I have two words for you: pathetic." he said.
"But..thats one word..."
"If I say its two...its two! Got it?"
"Who you talking to like that!" Robyn roared.
"No one..."
"Thought so..."
"Now what?"
"...Uh- oh... I sense horrible danger at Six Flags...must be Catherine again..."
"Wow... it is?"
"No...its someone else..."
"...?"
"Well we better get over there!"
"We?" he asked.
"Yes! Its time for SUPER FANGIRL! And my side kick: KASHI- KUN!"
-fanfare-
"Who now?"
"I said KASHI- KUN! Got it!"
"Yes..."
"OK...lets go!"
Back To The Naruto Gang...
"I LIKE APPLE JUICE!" Kankuro screamed.
"I bet you do!" Temari said.
"You are so dead. I'm gonna kill him, and then I'm gonna kill him again, and then I'm gonna kill him again, and I'm gonna keep killing him until he's dead!" Gaara said his eye twitching. "And then I'm gonna eat his liver, and I'm never talking to him again!"
"Oh- no!" Temari said. Gaara think happy thoughts. Happy thoughts... what am I saying! Kankuro in a fireplace burning to ashes!"
Gaara's eye stopped twitching.
"Does that always happen?" I asked.
"Yep!" Temari replied.
"Ninja Art of Beast Mimicry: All Fours Jutsu!" Kiba yelled.
"Go Kiba- kun!" Hinata cheered.
"Here I come!" he replied.
"Bum bum bum bum bum..." Kankuro started to sing.
"NO! Kankuroooo stoppppppppp!" Temari yelled.
"Mr Sandman? Yes? Bring me your dreams..."
Gaara's eye started to twitch again.
"This is really bad... SEE WHAT YOU DID KANKURO!" Temari roared pointing to Gaara.
"Bum bum bum bum bum... Make him the cutest I've ever seen..." he continued.
"Kankuro buried 12 feet under!" (a/n- I know its 6 feet but its better for gaara's sake...)
Gaara's eye stopped twitching.
"Gaara, cant you gather a little bit of sand just to carry you?" I asked.
"...I never thought of that..."
"Well go ahead!" Jordan said.
Sand flows under his feet.
"Hey this is fun... I've never tried it-" Gaara was caught off.
WHAM!
"Oh my- Gaara! Are you okay!" I yelled.
"Yeah... just remind me to never do that... again..." He said.
"Wind Scythe Jutsu!" Temari said. (I think thats how you spell it?)
"Candyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!" Kankuro said dodging the attack.
"Why did I try! I knew he could miss it but I had to try!" Temari yelled.
"Sharingan!" Sasuke yelled.
"Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Naruto said.
-Two green spandex wearers walk... um ...jog by.-
"Ahh... it brings me joy that all of you are running laps..." Gai exclaimed.
"Yes! It is so youthful!" Lee stated, starting to cry... "Gai!"
"Lee!"
Gai!"
"Lee!"
You know the drill...hug, sunset... yeah that about sums it out.
"Just help us!" Ino yelled.
"OK!" Lee responded.
"GO LEE!" Gai said.
"Leaf Whirlwind!"
"..." Jordan said.
"Sand Coffin!" Gaara said.
"Sugarrrrrrrr!" Kankuro said missing the attack by a little.
"Hey guys. Whats going on?" Tenten asked.
"Nejiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" Jordan screamed.
"We're trying to get Kankuro..." Hinata said.
"Come on, Neji, lets help!" Tenten said.
"Byakugan!" Neji and Hinata said in unison.
"Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Jordan screamed. "Nejiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!"
"Ready Akamaru?" Kiba asked
"Arf!"
"Ninja Art of Beast Mimicry: Fang Over Fang!" they both yelled.
"Rising Twin Dragons!" Tenten said.
"One more time!" Temari yelled at the gang. "Wind Scythe Jutsu!"
"Sand Coffin!" Gaara said. "I will kill you!"
Shadow Clone Jutsu!" Naruto yelled.
"Eight Trigrams: 128 Palms!" Neji said.
"Nejiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!" Jordan screamed.
"Leaf Hurricane!" Lee exclaimed.
"Bug Clone Jutsu!" Shino said. (I think thats it?)
"Kankuro... tired... need to go beddy- bye." he said laying down falling asleep.
"WHAT!" We all yelled.
-Fanfare-
"No need to worry! SUPER FANGIRL is here!" Robyn said.
"Ummm... Your a little-" Naruto started off.
"Shut up! Let her go on..." Sasuke said.
"Notice my Kakashi- printed cape!" Robyn gloated. "And my sidekick: KASHI- KUN!"
"Do I have to come out!" Kakashi yelle din the bathroom.
"Yes!"
"Fine!" He said walking out in a... I cant even say...
Everyone burst out in laughter.
"I told you we look ridiculous!" he yelled.
"What do you mean 'we'?" Robyn asked wearing her normal clothes.
"I... give... up!" he said.
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me- is this a cliffhanger?
jordan- i think so.
robyn- i cant wait until i publish my story.
DJ- whip- whipped whip- whipped miracle whip
me-o...k!
robyn- you sound alot like kakashi...
DJ- that is because I am kakashi!
me- you just blew your cover
robyn- kakashiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiii!
Kakashi- oh no...
Jordan- neji?
me- he is'nt song
robyn- do you know what time it is?
me- what?
Robyn- biscuits!
jordan- yay!
Robyn- I like syrup on ma biscuits!
Jordan and Me- we like jelly on our biscuits.
Robyn- I like syrup on ma biscuits!
Jordan and Me- we like jelly on our biscuits.
us- what, yea, yea we like biscuits! west, south, east, north, side!
kakashi- o...k!
Gaara- you will die kankuro!
Temari- he's still asleep
me- well Read and review!
