Naru-Moment

Part 4

"All right welcome to the Akatsuki Interview let's catch up with Deidara. Tell us what's up Deidara." Sasuke said.

"I was just making some fabulous art the other day."

"Oh you were sounds interesting."

"Oh it was Sasori said it's no good because they're destroyed right after they're made. Anyways, this is me and my new partner Tobi."

"Sasori died?"

"Yep, Sakura killed him."

"Wow, must be tough."

"Sure is."

"Akatsuki interviews Itachi Uchiha," says Sasuke sounding very unthrilled.

"Welcome Itachi tell us about yourself."

"Like hell, I'm going to tell you anything, Sasuke."

"Well Itachi is a murderer and an S-Class criminal, so is my conclusion."

"There's no conclusion I'm still here."

"So tell us something Itachi."

"Fine, my brother wants to kill me. I hang out with weird people. My partner is a shark. Someone plays with exploding clay toys. One wears a mask. The other loves money. One can't die, another loved puppets, one has six bodies, and another loves origami."

"Well there you have it Itachi's got issue … NOW DIE ITACHI!"

After a lot of static a voice says, "We will resume momentarily."

"Welcome back to the Akatsuki interview. We now will interview Kisame Hoshigaki."

"Now, Kisame tell us about yourself."

"Well, I'm part of the Akatsuki, as you know. I love my sword sharkskin. I'm blue as you see. I didn't get any girls. A-a-and ZETSU HUNG UP ON ME!" Kisame said bawling.

"Well, now you know people," Sasuke said. "Alright, Tobi come on in."

"Hi, OHMIGOD I'M A GOOD BOY!" Tobi screamed.

"Well okay, we already knew that, sort of," Sasuke said. "Alright Tobi, why don't you tell us about yourself."

"Well, I love cookies! I also love my partner Deidara." Tobi went on and on about this saying he loved anything you could think of and Sasuke fell asleep.

"Hey, are you listening to me?" Tobi whimpered, and then started to cry. "Itachi, your brother, is so mean!" He ran out of the room crying.

"All right now here we are again with the Akatsuki interview. Please welcome Sasori!" applauded Sasuke." Okay Sasori how about you, what's your life like?"

"Well let's see I died so I'm speaking to you beyond the grave."

"Okay good to know."

"Well I liked my partner, Deidara, in the organization."

"BOOYEAH!"

"Get out of here Deidara your turn's over," Sasuke said.

"I also make puppets out of the people I kill."

"Wow, joyful thought there," Sasuke said.

"See, you can observe this puppet," Sasori smirked and then got in hi stance. He slashed out his hands with the strings attached and then the static started again.

"All right next up is Zetsu."

"All right, I'm a cannibal. I go eat the bodies of dead people the Akatsuki kill, so we stay a secret."

"Don't eat me or you die!" Sasuke threatened.

"Oh yeah, I'd like to see that little Sasuke," Zetsu smirked.

"I wouldn't get to confident," Sasuke smiled.

"Well I don't really feel like wasting my time, so I'll do this," Sasuke paused "Security!" They came and dragged him away. Zetsu didn't eat any of them.

"Right, now we move on. Konan, come on up."

"Well, I'm Konan as you said. I'm the only girl the organization." Konan started.

"Alright, first test past, you don't annoy me." Sasuke said.

"I also love origami."

"Omigod," Sasuke slapped his head.

"I can make my origami people live to, and I use them to fight. The only problem is when they get wet," Konan said in a calm voice.

"That's it, get her out of here," Sasuke screamed. "Next up is Kakuzu."

"Alright, I'm Kakuzu, you hate my partner I also come from the Gay Waterfall Village." Kakuzu started. "I have three hearts so if one's destroyed in battle one of the masks break. Then the other goes inside me."

"Oh great, you're starting to annoy me," Sasuke stated.

"I also love money, I love it more than anything in the whole world," Kakuzu paused. "I remember when Hidan tried to burn my money … that was so cruel." He started to bawl.

"Oh great, get out of here!" Sasuke demanded. "Now welcome to as Akatsuki interviews … Hidan. Please Hidan, and I never say please, but don't annoy me," Sasuke said extremely irritated.

"Well, I'm Hidan and I can't die …"

"Ohmigod," Sasuke panicked.

"Well, Kakuzu is my partner. He killed every person who was his partner, so they paired me with him because I can't die." Akatsuki said. Sasuke looked like he was going to drop down dead. "I can detach my limbs and most of all the religion I belong to is the Jashin religion, and anything less than utter destruction is a sin."

"Take him away."

"Finally, last up is the leader, Pein!"

"Well, I'm the leader of the Akatsuki. My partner is Konan and we were friends since childhood. I also have six different things. I also have my rinnegan. I was left orphaned along with Konan during one of Amegakure's many wars. I was trained for a while by Jiraya." Pein finished.

"Thank god!" Sasuke said.

"Hey, you're Itachi's younger brother." Pein said as Sasuke flew out the door.