A/N: 'Sup (if you guys haven't noticed yet, I start almost every Author's note with "'sup") Yeah, If you read my author's note, I am reviving this story from the darkness of the computer. Just so you know, this chapter, I'm pulling stuff out of thin air. Something that will make Jake and Rachel feel incredibly awkward is going to be introduced. So, here we go. Capitulo numero quatro.
FAMILY TWISTS
CHAPTER 4
RACHEL
My name is Jake. Or at least that's the name of my body. 'Kay, you know I'm Rachel, right? Good. Alright, so, I'm back, my head hurts (I'll get to that later) and I'm going to Cassie's house. Or barn, but, whatever.
I was biking down her overly large driveway (because I couldn't focus hard enough to remember that Jake doesn't have a bald eagle morphs) about to scream at Cassie to BYE A HOUSE THAT IS NOT RIGHT NEX DOOR TO THE PLANET HOTH! I can't tell you how much my, or Jake's, legs hurt. There was a problem though. I couldn't yell at her. Part of me wanted to and the other part didn't. It was like fighting instincts in morphs. I had part of Jake's mind in the same place as mine. The worst thing:
I found my best friend… attractive. And she's also a GIRL!
This is getting to be really disgusting in so many ways. I mean, I'm already my male cousin, why do I have to like my best friend, too. This is really, really- WHAM!
Now my head hurts more.
JAKE
Hey, Jake again. Considering Rachel is not exactly capable of speaking at the moment, I'm gonna take over.
So, I'm at Cassie's barn and, you know so is everyone else. So, I'm just going to say that Rachel is not able to speak because she, well, she kind of…slammed into the side of the barn on my bike. And now, she's unconscious, which is the only thing stopping my from yelling at her for WRECKING MY NEW BIKE! Whoa, sorry, Rach took over there for a second. I'm sure she's already mentioned the whole "instincts" thing
Tobias flew in and I felt weird, because, apparently, I kinda like bird-boy. Creepy, huh? I'm not going to go into any details about that though.
((Hey, Erek's almost here guys. In fact, he'll be here in 3…2…1!))
"Hey, guys," Erek said, "I've got some news and why is Ja-Rachel unconscious?"
"She slammed into the barn on Jake's bike." Marco said, still laughing from when she slammed into the wall.
Quite suddenly, my body jolted upright yelling "I did not kill Kenny!" Then, she realized where she was and blushed (which is a weird thing to watch yourself do) then cleared her throat and said, "Hey, Erek."
He nodded at her. "Rachel," he greeted, "How was South Park?"
"Yeah," Marco said, "Did you have yourself a time?" He, Erek and I laughed. Tobias looked like a hawk and Cassie rolled her eyes. Ax just looked confused. I kept laughing along with the other guys until Rachel looked at me, very mad. Then, I shut up.
BACK TO RACHEL
I looked at myself. I was mad at Jake for laughing at that, but then, I noticed something else.
"WHAT THE HECK ARE YOU WEARING?" I yelled at him. He looked horrible! None of the clothes matched at all! That did not look like me!
"Well, I'm sorry for not being able to dress a girl!" He said back. "Plus, I kind of got dressed with my eyes closed."
Remembering the conversation I had with Jake last night, I, begrudgingly, let it go. "Fine, fine, whatever, but, Cassie could have dressed you better."
"Okay, was that a compliment or an insult?" Cassie asked. I decided to ignore her.
Jake looked happy for a second, then, he looked at me closely. Then, he looked kind of mad. I guessed why.
"You showered!" He exclaimed. Bingo, I was right.
"Well, sorry," I said," but, I felt all gross. Plus I did it with my eyes closed, which is why I have a bump on my head." I saw Marco open his mouth to speak, "That came from before I slammed into the wall."
"Hey, guys," Erek said, "I understand this is awkward for you, but, I have some news."
((Anything that will shut those two up,)) Tobias said, ((It's hurting my ears. My HAWK ears.))
"Sorry." Jake and I said at the same time. Then I realized something. Did Jake have my feelings for Tobias?
"Okay," Erek began. "I have some news. Good or bad, depending on how you look at it. The Visser ordered his scientists to begin fixing the Visser Twister." Bad. "They said it could take them a while though." Good. "They're coming up with a way to change the people affected by the testing of the VT back to themselves." Great! "But that could take longer." Bad. "So until then, Jake and Rachel will have to be each other." Horrible. "But, I got a new puppy!"
"Dude," Jake said "Who cares?"
"I do!" Erek yelled. "He's a great puppy! And he's cute!"
"Really? What breed is he and what's his name?" Cassie.
"Oh, he's a beagle, he's named Snoopy." Erek described.
"Aww, does he have those said little beagle eyes." Cassie inquired.
"Yeah!"
"Oh, I love those, they add so much cuteness to the already existing cuteness of the puppy" Cassie said.
"I know! And then there are those cute floppy ears that just bounce around and hang there."
"Yeah!" Okay, this was getting weird.
I grabbed Jake's arm and pulled him out of the barn, leaving Cassie and Erek to their puppy talk.
"Alright, this is bad." I said to him.
"Yeah, I know. I mean, I thought I had a lot on my chest before…" He said. I looked at him for a second. "'Kay, I did not mean for that to be a double entendre."
"I hope not." Then I asked him. "Jake, do you have any feelings for Tobias?"
"Yes."
((WHAT?!?))
A/N: So there it is, the chapter you've all been waiting for. It's up, finally. So, the "I did not kill Kenny!" part was a reference to The Solution, when Rachel has that dream where she's an elephant at the mall. So yeah, review and check out my other fic the Recombinant Project. REVIEW! REVIEW! (Word count: 1,076)
