Hi, it's me again! I don't know if I'll be able to update this fast anymore cuz I have other stories and stuff, but I'll do my best!
Anyway, today I have… this chapter!
KENNY: BandGeek doesn't own anybody. 'Cept SilverSunPickupsFanatic, like she said in the last chappie.
ME: Thank you. Now, on with the show! Er, story!
20 WAYS TO ANNOY… Charlie Swann!
1. Take his handgun and replace it with a water pistol.
2. Burn all of his pants.
3. Secretly set up a video camera.
4. Tell him that Bella is marrying Jacob.
5. Make sure the tape is recording him jumping for joy.
6. Tell him that you were only kidding and that Bella is eloping to Tokyo with Edward.
7. Make sure the tape is recording him flipping out.
8. Post the tape on YouTube and show everyone in Forks.
9. Run away before he finds out it was you.
10. Take his picture of Renée and draw facial hair on her face.
11. Burn his fishing pole.
12. Drive his cruiser into the Pacific Ocean.
13. Blame Emmett.
14. Drop hints that there's somebody out to get him and laugh when he hides and barricades the door.
15. Have Aro dress up as Dracula and watch when Charlie flips out.
16. Put bits of glass in his food and blame Bella.
17. Hide the remote and watch as he searches the whole house.
18. Cut off the power to the house and tape him going insane because he can't watch the Sox game.
19. Empty his wallet and take all his money.
20. Force him to watch "I Love Lucy" reruns all day and don't let him watch sports.
"WHAT THE HELL?!" Charlie screamed, his loud, deep voice filling the house.
"What now, Dad?" Bella groaned, coming into the kitchen where her dad was checking his e-mail on his laptop.
"I just got the stupidest e-mail!" her father replied, staring at the screen with obvious distaste and disdain. "Its subject is '20 Ways to Annoy Charlie Swann'."
"Holy cow, Dad!" Bella exclaimed. "Print a copy of that!"
"Why?"
"Edward and Jacob got lists like that too. We're going to see if we can figure out who's sending them."
Charlie stood up. "That's a man's job, Bella. Me, Jacob, and Edward will go and fight valiantly till we find the mastermind."
Bella rolled her eyes. "Good luck with that."
Okay, that chappie's done. (wipes brow) Whoo…
Well, I'll update soon! BTW, in the last chap (I know it didn't come out – I'll fix that later), Jacob's e-mail address was supposed to be TheKillers4Life (at) . Sorry about that. I'll fix it!
Well, I hoped you like this!
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