If I owned pokemon, ash wouldn't be in it, so I think it's a safe bet that I don't own it yet…
Meowth was feeling much better and was almost sure that he was nearly back to where team rocket was before when he spotted some yarn
He was about to walk away and ash was about to beat misty for wasting his last ball of 'just in case' yarn
When Meowth stopped
He turned and suddenly ran to yarn and started rolling around all over it
Ash: ……..?
What the heck just happened?
Y'know, I gotta hand it to you misty,
For a second there I thought Meowth wasn't gonna go for the yarn
Suddenly, the yarn came tumbling down the hill
Ash: ……..okay, now I'm really confused
Misty: it's catnip,
To cats like Meowth it's irresistible
Ash: ……uh, where's Meowth?
They both looked round to find that Meowth was gone!
They looked all over the place until they ran into team rocket looking for them
Ash:…………. Well?
J 'n' J: well, what?
Ash: aren't you going to do your motto?
Jessie: oh no,
We aren't here for your worthless electric rat this time,
Misty: then, what are you here for?
James: we're here about this!
James stepped aside to reveal Meowth giggling and falling all over the place
Ash: what's the matter with him?
Misty: ………oops,
Jessie: so it was you!
Ash: what, what,
What did she do?
Misty: I, I gave him too much catnip….
Jessie: don't you know how much he loves that stuff?
It's like crack to him!
Ash:……………..
Okay, I don't think I've ever been more lost in my life
Misty: sometimes, when some cats have too much catnip it has a kind of, …..high, effect on them
Ash: ……….so, Meowth's high?
James: more or less
But he should be out of it by tomorrow
Ash: oh, well that's okay
Jessie: IT'S NOT OKAY!!!!!!!!!!!
Do you realise that it took us 2 series to get him off this stuff before?!
Meowth: c'mere you!
Everyone turned around just in time to see Meowth roll head first down the hill while trying to catch another butterfree
Ash: oh here we go again!
They all ran down the hill after him
Ash: this story's gonna go on longer than the list of what they're giving away on the gadget show
Misty: ………ash, shut up!
Sooooooooooo, Meowth's high, didn't see that one comin did ya?
Review if it floats your boat, if it doesn't then ya might wanna consider getting off that boat,
