Max: (thinking) OMJEEZEWE"VEBEENSLEEPING FORTENHOURSANDNEEDTOSAVEANGELANDAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!
Fang. Yo. Ya think we stayed to long?
Max: Na. we had to rest, and I REFUSE TO GIVE UP HOPE THAT ANGEL IS STILL ALIVE!!!!!!1 YA HEAR THAT JP??????
Nudge: Ya know, I AM the one who's supposed to do the abbreviations and Tot. Awesome MMM.
Max: Say what?
Nudge: *Le sigh* Totally awesome motor mouth mode.
Fang: Right.
JP: Yo, Max, look down and notice something. Important plot-related things must happen!
Max: Um, okay sur- OMJEEZESADEFENSLESSGIRLIMUSTSAVE!!!!
Nudge: il sy it 1mr tme, abrev. & MMM is my thng!
Max: Once again your lingo has stumped me. Fang, translate the martian language she speaks.
Fang: I'll say it one more time, abbreviations and motor mouth mode is my thing.
Max: awesome. Wait, since when do you speak screwed-up-text?
Fang: Emo kids get around.
Max:… right, OK. I've got to go save my half sister.
Jp: Max! You don't know that yet.
Max: What? Oh right. Sorry. There's a typo in my script. Keeps screwing up my lines- BOMBS AWAY!!!!!!
Fang: Man she's a dumb-
Nudge: K+
Fang: Donkey.
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Thug #1: Okay, chick. You're going to die for telling the teacher I nearly murdered a guy.
Stupid Thug Minions: Yuh. Huhuh, you're gonna DIE. Huhuhuhuh.
Max: Wow. I never thought I'd meet someone who sounds more stupid than Iggy-
Thug Minions: Huhuhuh_ DIE! Huhuhuhuhuh.
Max: But I'll admit defeat on that particular subject. YO! THUG MINIONS! Normally, I know that one girl could whip all thirteen of you guyz's sorry butts, but seeing as that one dude is carrying a gun....
Thug #!: NO I'm not!
Max: I'm just going to laugh as I beat you peeps into a pulp
Thug #1: Grab the freak.
Thug minions: huhuh- uh, boss just told us we gota do something. Um, alright. Huhuhuhu-GRAB
Max: I shall now nearly kill you all, exclaim over how fragile you weirdos are, and then runaway. *Does so*
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Max: Crud. My shoulder is shot. I shall now risk giving up everything I have, and actually go talk to a human.
Readers: …
Max: I've finally gone crazy.
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Fang: No, Nudge, you insert the pin into the eyeball. Much more painful.
Nudge: Should we cut her wrists like you do?
Fang: Na, me and Ari are already emo, and I have to battle him to the death in the second book to claim the shtick of cutting my wrists. Na, just keep stabbing the doll in the face.
Nudge: Heehee, Max voodoo is FUN.
Fang: That it is Nudge. That it is.
