Max: (thinking) OMJEEZEWE"VEBEENSLEEPING FORTENHOURSANDNEEDTOSAVEANGELANDAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!

Fang. Yo. Ya think we stayed to long?

Max: Na. we had to rest, and I REFUSE TO GIVE UP HOPE THAT ANGEL IS STILL ALIVE!!!!!!1 YA HEAR THAT JP??????

Nudge: Ya know, I AM the one who's supposed to do the abbreviations and Tot. Awesome MMM.

Max: Say what?

Nudge: *Le sigh* Totally awesome motor mouth mode.

Fang: Right.

JP: Yo, Max, look down and notice something. Important plot-related things must happen!

Max: Um, okay sur- OMJEEZESADEFENSLESSGIRLIMUSTSAVE!!!!

Nudge: il sy it 1mr tme, abrev. & MMM is my thng!

Max: Once again your lingo has stumped me. Fang, translate the martian language she speaks.

Fang: I'll say it one more time, abbreviations and motor mouth mode is my thing.

Max: awesome. Wait, since when do you speak screwed-up-text?

Fang: Emo kids get around.

Max:… right, OK. I've got to go save my half sister.

Jp: Max! You don't know that yet.

Max: What? Oh right. Sorry. There's a typo in my script. Keeps screwing up my lines- BOMBS AWAY!!!!!!

Fang: Man she's a dumb-

Nudge: K+

Fang: Donkey.

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Thug #1: Okay, chick. You're going to die for telling the teacher I nearly murdered a guy.

Stupid Thug Minions: Yuh. Huhuh, you're gonna DIE. Huhuhuhuh.

Max: Wow. I never thought I'd meet someone who sounds more stupid than Iggy-

Thug Minions: Huhuhuh_ DIE! Huhuhuhuhuh.

Max: But I'll admit defeat on that particular subject. YO! THUG MINIONS! Normally, I know that one girl could whip all thirteen of you guyz's sorry butts, but seeing as that one dude is carrying a gun....

Thug #!: NO I'm not!

Max: I'm just going to laugh as I beat you peeps into a pulp

Thug #1: Grab the freak.

Thug minions: huhuh- uh, boss just told us we gota do something. Um, alright. Huhuhuhu-GRAB

Max: I shall now nearly kill you all, exclaim over how fragile you weirdos are, and then runaway. *Does so*

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Max: Crud. My shoulder is shot. I shall now risk giving up everything I have, and actually go talk to a human.

Readers: …

Max: I've finally gone crazy.

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Fang: No, Nudge, you insert the pin into the eyeball. Much more painful.

Nudge: Should we cut her wrists like you do?

Fang: Na, me and Ari are already emo, and I have to battle him to the death in the second book to claim the shtick of cutting my wrists. Na, just keep stabbing the doll in the face.

Nudge: Heehee, Max voodoo is FUN.

Fang: That it is Nudge. That it is.