Authors Note: Went to Dave&Busters with my mom and sister this evening. Also I was in a writing mood, enjoy. Wait I have the data of the kids.
Sophie Rachel Bing: August 1989- Mondler's daughter.
Daniel Chandler Bing: September 1990 - Mondler's son.
Karen Phoebe Bing: September 1990(her and Daniel are twins)- Mondler's daughter.
Luke Francis Bing: December 1994(Monica's pregnant with him in the prequel 'I love you') - Mondler's son.
Clara Muriel Bing: May 1996 - Mondler's daughter.
Ben Geller: May 1995 - Ross and Carols son.
Emma Geller: 1999- Ross and Rachels daughter.
Jason Geller: 2000- Ross and Rachels son.
Anthony Geller: 2000- Ross and Rachels son
Jaci Geller: 2002- Ross and Rachels daughter.
Joey Jr. Jr. Tribbiani: 2001- Joey and Phoebe's son.
Regine Tribbiani: 1999- Joey and Phoebe's daughter.
(Joey and Pheebs also have another daughter)
Brooke Tribbiani: Born 2003- Joey and Phoebe's daughter.
A few nights later...
Luke came into his parents bedroom to ask them a math question.
But then he saw something horrible.
He saw his parents do something weird but he doesn't see very good.
He is totally blindsided when he saw his parents Chandler and Monica doing something.
But he goes over and saw his dad on top of his Mom. And she is making weird sounds and currsing.
Right when they're about to turn over to see who the mysterious person is, Luke bolts out of the room.
The longtime married couple then get back to business.
"Oh Monica" Chandler moaned.
"Oh Chandler" Monica moaned back.
Back in the kitchen, Clara is chopping up carrots when Luke ran in.
"Woah Big brother! What just happened?" She asked.
"I just saw Mom and Dad going at it" he explained.
"So what? My room is right next to theirs. I hear them going at it all the time" Clara shrugged and sat on the couch.
The next morning, the two twins come downstairs to see their parents suitcases packed and looking happy.
"Yo Ma and Dad, why are your suitcases packed?" Luke asked.
"Well Son, me and your mother decided to go onr romantic getaway. This weekend" Chandler explained and wrapped his arm around Monica kissing her neck.
On sunday morning, Clara gently sook Luke as he was sleeping on the living room couch.
"Mommy...five more minutes" Luke groaned.
"Mom and Dad are going to be home soon and the house is a mess from the party we threw last night" Clara rolled her eyes.
"Lets sleep some more" she feel asleep on the other couch.
An hour later Mondler enter to find the house a mess.
"Did Luke and Clara have a party while we were gone?" Monica asked.
Then Chandler say "Either that or the neatness police finally came looking for you."
Monica answered "I can't believe this! I distinctly told those two only to have their closest friends come over if they decide to have company; not invite the entire student body over to come trash the place!"
Chandler replied "Ye, yes, I know you did, but, honey, standing around here and complaining about it isn't going fix this mess."
Then Monica say "Yeah, you're right, Chandler. There is a way to fix this mess."
Chandler kissed her hand saying "See, that's the spirit Mo-"
Monica called out "LUKE! CLARA! GET YOUR ASSES DOWN HERE RIGHT NOW!"
Then Luke and Clara come in from the kitchen and say "Yes, Mom?"
Then Monica could say "Don't you 'yes, Mom' me, you two! Just tell me one thing: who's responsible for this mess?"
Then Luke could say "Okay, Mom, please give us a chance to explain-"
Then Monica could say "Did you two have a party here?"
Then Clara could say "Yes, we did, bu-"
Then Monica could say "A BIG party?"
Then Luke could say "Yes, a big one, bu-"
Then Monica could say "After I distinctly told you two only to have your closest friends over if you decide to have company?"
Then both Luke and Clara could say "Yes, after all that, bu-"
Then Monica could say "So, apparently when I said only have your closest friends over, what you two heard was 'invite all the kids from High School over to completely trash the place up'."
Then Chandler could say "Uh, Mon, I think they're trying tell you some-"
Then Monica could say "You stay out of this!" then she turns to Luke and Clara and says "Do either of you two have any idea how much trouble you would be in I came home to find the house like this?"
Then Clara could say "Yes, we do, that's why-"
Then Monica could say "Good, 'cause you two are in big trouble! You know what your punishment for this gonna be?"
Then Luke could say "Clean up the mess?"
Then Monica could say "Clean up the mess" then she does a double take and says "Whoa, wait. How did you two know that was what your punishment would be?"
Then Clara could say "Because that's what we're doing." while she and Luke hold up trash bags and other utensils for cleaning up the mess.
Then Luke could say "That's what we were trying to tell you, Mom."
Then a chagrined Monica could say "Okay, well, then keep doing what you're doing."
Then Luke and Clara resume cleaning up the mess while Monica sheepishly backs up into the arms of Chandler who gives her am "I tried to tell ya!" kind of look.
That evening Mondler were cuddling.
"Our Kids are so well trained. I love you Mon" Chandler said.
"I love you too. You are so wonderful" Monica answered.
Chandler smiled lovingly then started to make love to her.
TBC...
Authors Note: Sweet and Simple chapter. Good night :^),
