Morning, Hermione
- Draco

.oOo.

Go away.
- H.G.

.oOo.

Oh Hermione,
Why do you insist on hiding your feelings for me? It's been a week and I'm tired of you ignoring me in the common room.
- Draco

.oOo.

Malfoy,
The only feelings I have for you are hate, disgust, hate, horror and hate. Did I mention I hate you?
- Annoyed

.oOo.

Hermione,
No you don't. And please, call me Draco. You know you want to.
- Draco

.oOo.

No.

.oOo.

No what?
- Draco

.oOo.

No I won't call you Draco.
- H.G.

.oOo.

Ha, I made you write 'Draco'!
- Smirking

.oOo.

Oh, you're just so funny! Let me stop writing for a moment, my sides are splitting!
Oh wait, no they're not.
- Not amused

.oOo.

Terribly amused,
They say sarcasm is the lowest form of wit.
-Draco

.oOo.

Then you should feel right at home, ferret.
- H.G.

.oOo.

Ooh, resorting back to the crude nicknames are we? It's okay Granger, I know you secretly harbour feelings for me.
- Draco

.oOo.

Finally, some normality.
- Relieved

.oOo.

Huh?

.oOo.

You called me Granger.
- H.G.

.oOo.

Oh, sorry! I meant Hermione. It really is a beautiful name, isn't it, Hermione?
- Awfully sorry

.oOo.

Man slag,
Does Lavender not mind you flirting with me?
- H.G.

.oOo.

Harsh,
Why would Lavender mind?
- Draco

.oOo.

Well, a couple of weeks ago you were dating her…
- Confused

.oOo.

Oh that. We broke up. Come on Hermione, keep up!
- Draco

.oOo.

Why?
- H.G.

.oOo.

What?
- Draco

.oOo.

Why did you break up with her?
- H.G.

.oOo.

Personal reasons. Anyway, that's none of your business!
- Draco

.oOo.

Don't tell me you dumped her because she wanted a committed relationship.
- H.G.

.oOo.

So what if I did? At least I didn't lie about going out with some random Ravenclaw just to make someone jealous.
- Draco

.oOo.

Insufferable,
I did not lie to make you jealous! I just made up a harmless story because you were harassing me!
- Annoyed

.oOo.

You love it really.
- Draco

.oOo.

What?

.oOo.

The 'harassment'. You love it. It makes you feel all special and tingly inside.
- Draco

.oOo.

That is the biggest pile of dragon dung I have ever heard!
- Annoyed. Again.

.oOo.

Whatever helps you sleep at night, honey. Anyway, bye, it's potions time!
- Draco

.oOo.

Did you just call me 'honey'?

.oOo.

Malfoy?

.oOo.

Hello?

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A/N: This chapter is for Sarah Kassiopia, 1Ambree, Star-Of-Hearts, DramioneForever123, Kolbka, KingdomHeartsLover1400, winterromance and KitKat1202 for their reviews :) Thankyou!
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