A/n: Im soo freaking happy!!! I broke 1,000 hits, which I never thought I would do. People, if you think the story is good, some reviews wouldn't hurt, and give the link to your friends! Anyway, here's... CHAPTER 4!!!
Everybody was staring in complete awe. They thought there was no way in hll Shikamaru would be able to do that. Or Shino for that matter. A half an hour passed before Ino walked in and back-handed everyone.
That woke everybody up. Tsunade then went to the middle of the ring. She pressed the top button, which dropped a weight on the last target it hit. So, Iruka looked up just in time to see the large weight dropping. Again.
This time he was ready. He caught it, and threw it randomly. Iruka was hoping that it wouldn't return. Anko was about to finally lose her virginity when she heard a low whistling sound. Turning around, her and Ebisu saw a giant weight falling from the sky. Hitting them both, they were both knocked unconcious.
Tsunade laughed, as she stole Jiraiya's telescope to watch the whole thing.
She was then going to announce the next pair, but she dropped the remote and it broke. Somehow Ino appeared out of nowhere with a third remote, this time with only two buttons. The buxom hokage knew what the top button does, so she pressed the bottom one.
The two names appeared on the monitor:
Toad Sage; Jiraiya vs Kakashi Hatake
Kakashi was reading Icha Icha Tactics, so Tsunade took out a hammer and hit him upside the head. Everybody laughed, and he just jumped down into the ring. Jiraiya joined him as soon as he was finished laughing.
Then they both proclaimed: IM GOING TO KICK YOU'RE A"
First, Kakashi flashed through numerous handseals and screamed: Earth Style: Diamond Blade jutsu! He picked up a sword shaped rock that formed in front of him, and he hardened it until it was harder than diamond.
Jiraiya decided to reveal the traits of his lineage, and he flashed through one handed handseals, only in both hands. (One hand is doing one set of seals, the other hand doing the other). And screamed: Ice style: Ice blade jutsu!
Just like Kakashi, Jiraiya's sword appeared right in front of him and he grabbed it with gusto. Charging at Kakashi, he swung sideways intending to cut him in half. As his sword came within millimeters of his waist, Kakashi disappeared. Appearing behind Jiraiya, he went to stab him. He wound up hitting a log. Kakashi was suddenly surrounded by three Jiraiyas, who where arranged in a triangle around them. One swung down, one swung horizontally, and the third slashed diagonally. All the blows connected.
The stadium was shocked when Kakashi puffed into smoke. Looking up, the three Jiraiyas were shocked to see 6 Kakashis falling at him. Two Kakashis ganged up on the Jiraiyas. The Kakashi clones easily obliterated the Jiraiya clones, leaving Jiraiya stuck fighting 6 Kakashis.
Jiraiya, thinking this was unfair, decided to reveal his new trick. He channeled fire chakra into his sword, setting the blade on fire.
Kakashi decided to do the same, except he channeled lightning chakra into his sword. The electricity caused the sword to erupt with several thousand volts.
Beginning a violent sword duel, it appeared Kakashi was winning. Until Jiraiya cut off Kakashis left arm. He grabbed it and continued to fight. Jiraiya used this to his advantage and side kicked Kakashi into a wall and knocked him out.
It turned out to be substituted at the last second, and Kakashi charged in for a final strike. Jiraiya did the same. Dodging Kakashi's strike, Jiraiya tore off his other arm and was declared the winner.
Jiraiya was glad that he didn't use and of his dangerous moves, and began thinking of strategies for his upcoming matches. Kakashi was sad because for a few years, he wouldn't be able to read his Icha Icha Tactics book.
polls: 2 characters for the next match. Anyone who hasn't fought yet. Has to be a main character.
