Once Upon A Time...

Disclaimer: Do NOT own Soul Calibur. Nuriko btw is me so I own her!!!

CINDERELLA

NOTE: This version of Cinderella is acted out by guys... So if you're not into Yunsung and Kilik "falling in love" and stuff, gomenasai but I thought it'd be funny! Lol not actually yaoi or anything...

CAST:

Cinderella: Yunsung

Prince: Kilik

Step Sis 1: Maxi

Step sis 2: Mitsurugi

Step mum: Raphael

Fairy Godmother: Voldo

King: Heihachi

(Backstage)

NURIKO: Ok guys! Guys? Where're you? (sighs) Come on out already!

ALL THE CAST MEMBERS: (come out reluctantly in dresses, except for Kilik and Heihachi who smirks at the rest)

YUNSUNG: Why the hell are we in dresses?!?!?!?!

KILIK: I'm not! .

YUNSUNG: (brings out White Storm) Shut up prissy boy!

KILIK: What-

XIANGHUA: What you call him?!?!?!?!

KILIK: --;;;; Uh... Xianghua...

MAXI: I'm NOT going out there in this! What if my fans start hating me???

NURIKO: As if they'll hate you Maxi! They'll love you cuz you're in a pretty dress! It shows that you have respect for them and that means they'll like you even more!

MAXI: R-Really?

NURIKO: Ya! Would I EVER lie to you? (looks at Maxi with big chibi innocent eyes)

MAXI: Well...

NURIKO: That's great! Ok people! We're starting!

(Curtains go up)

NURIKO: Once upon a time, there lived a girl named Cinderella.

YUNSUNG: I'm not coming out!!!!

NURIKO: Come out Cinderella!

YUNSUNG: (gets pushed out by Xianghua) I hate my life...

XIANGHUA: (THOUGHTS: Hmph! Serves him right for dissing Kilik-chan!)

AUDIENCE: (starts laughing at Yunsung)

YUNSUNG: (turns to Nuriko) You're gonna pay... I'll play along but when I'm done... Oooooh you're so gonna pay... (starts sweeping floor)

NURIKO: Unfortunately, Cinderella lived with her stepmother and her two stepsisters and all three were wretches to her.

MITSURUGI AND RAPHAEL: (come out reluctantly)

MAXI: (comes out smiling) (THOUGHTS: Those girls're gonna love me now!)

(Audience)

GIRL 1: Omg Maxi's cross-dressing!

GIRL 2: What's he thinking?!!?!?! Is he mocking us girls?!?!?!?!

TALIM: Yunsung-kun! That is sooooooooo kawaiiiiiii!!!

XIANGHUA: You're kidding me right?

TALIM: (shakes head) He's sooooooo cute!!!!

XIANGHUA: ...

MAXI: (tries to sound like a girl, but voice ends up high and croaky) Cinderella! Have you done my laundry?

YUNSUNG: Yes stepmother... I mean stepsister...

MITSURUGI: Cinderella! Have you made my bed?

YUNSUNG: Yes stepsister...

MAXI: Cinderella! Have you done my part of the chores?

YUNSUNG: Yes stepsister...

MITSURUGI: Cinderella! Do I look fat in this dress? I mean look at it... My ass is practically sticking out...

YUNSUNG?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?! (turns to Nuriko and whispers) Is this part of the script that I didn't know about?

NURIKO: (shakes head and glares at Mitsurugi)

MITSURUGI: Ahahahaha...

RAPHAEL: (hits Mitsurugi over head with fan) Cinderella, go into in your room and stay there. The duke of France is coming and we don't want him to see you all dirty, especially around me... (smiles at ladies)

GIRLS: (sighs) Raphael's hot! Even if he IS wearing girls' clothing!

YUNSUNG: ... Yes stepmother... (walks off) (THOUGHTS: Hey at least my lines're easy!)

NURIKO: Cinderella was always treated so horrible but she never scolded back.

YUNSUNG: Well she's stupid...

NURIKO: One day, the King of the land decided that he wanted his first and only son to find a bride and settle down but since the prince has not actually been looking for a bride, he thought he might help a little...

HEIHACHI: Mwahahahahaha!!! I am the ruler of you all!!! Bow before me!!! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! I AM KING OF THE WORLD!!!!!

KILIK: --;;;; Uh Heihachi... You're not technically a king... This is just acting...

HEIHACHI: Damn it all! And here I thought I'd be the strongest!

NURIKO: Ahem!!!!

HEIHACHI: Oh... Son! It is time for you to settle down and because you haven't yet found a bride, I have decided to have a ball!

KILIK: A ball?

HEIHACHI: Yes a ball! Here you go! (passes him a basketball)

EVERYONE: ...

HEIHACHI: AHAHAHAHAHA!!!! Just pulling your leg son! (nervously ignores Nuriko's death glares and evil aura) This ball will be the one where you find your wife for we shall invite all the lass in this town and neighbouring towns too!

KILIK: But I don't want to find a wife Father...

HEIHACHI: You will find a wife and you shall be happy for you shall be happy with the wife that you will find!

KILIK: ... Oww my head! Fine fine whatever... (leaves)

HEIHACHI: (basically talking to no one) Send word to the land about the ball that shall be held tonight!

NURIKO: So ivitations were sent to every house in the land and to the neighbouring land. Of course, Cinderella's house was included.

RAPHAEL: ... and whomsoever the prince falls in love with shall be his queen!

MITSURUGI AND MAXI: Omg omg omg!!!! He's gonna marry whoever he falls for!

MITSURUGI: It's sooooo gonna be me!

MAXI: No it's me! I'm the oldest, prettiest and smartest!

RAPHAEL: Now now girls... Both of you are worthy of the prince's love... But alas, he will only pick one fair maiden... And it had better be one of you... So come! Let's go get you two ready!

MITSURUGI & MAXI: Yay!

YUNSUNG: M-May I come too stepmother? I'd like to go to the ball too... (THOUGHTS: OMG!!! THIS IS STUPID!!!)

RAPHAEL, MITSURUGI & MAXI: (stare for a moment before cracking up)

YUNSUNG: What? (THOUGHTS: Stupid fools!)

RAPHAEL: Oh my dear child. You are much too busy to attend with us.

YUNSUNG: But I've finished all my chores...

MITSURUGI: No! You haven't cleaned this up! (messes up floor)

MAXI: And you haven't cleaned this up! (throws dirt from fireplace all over the kitchen)

RAPHAEL: Oh well dear. Guess you have to clean it up... And I doubt you have time to get something together for the ball... Which is in half an hour... Goodbye...

YUNSUNG: (kneels down sadly) What am I to do... I will never have a chance to be free now...

AUDIENCE: (sniffs and cries)

NURIKO: Just then, a bright light appeared and a woman...man...thing appeared in front of Cinderella!

YUNSUNG: Who're...What're you???

VOLDO: Hsi hsi hsiiiiiiiiiiiiii (TRANSLATION: I'm your fairy godmother. I am here to help you get to the ball!)

YUNSUNG: ... Huh? (reads subtitle) Oh... How're you gonna help me?

VOLDO: Hsi hsi hsi hsiiiiiiiii hsi hsi hsiiiiiiii hsiiiiiiiii hsii hsiiiii hsiii... (TRANSLATION: Simple...) (waves wand over Yunsung and pumpkin and mice)

(Curtains go down for a few minutes. Rises later with Yunsung in a pretty white dress and wearing glass slippers and attempting not to fall over)

YUNSUNG: (THOUGHTS: $!?#&) Oh thank you fairy godmother... (un-enthusiastically)

VOLDO: Hsi... Hsi... (TRANSLATION: But there is a catch; everything you own now will be gone on the last bell at midnight... So if I were you, I'd get out of there as soon as possible)

YUNSUNG: Understood... (gets into carriage)

(Curtains go down again. Rises and the set is now in the palace)

KILIK: (bowing to girls and smiling)

HEIHACHI: Mwahahaahahaha!!!! So how're you doing my son?

KILIK: This is stupid... I have not found the right woman yet...

XIANGHUA: Because your right woman is here!!!

KILIK FAN 1: No HERE!!!

KILIK FAN 2: No HERE!!!!!

XIANGHUA: (death glares the girls)

KILIK FANS 1 & 2: Yeah THERE!!! (points at Xianghua)

KILIK: ...

HEIHACHI: Well keep looking for the night is still young and as the night is still young you should keep looking! Mwahahaahaha!!! (leaves)

KILIK: ... (THOUGHTS: Freak...)

MITSURUGI & MAXI: (runs over to Kilik and starts "flirting") (THOUGHTS: Omg this is soooo embarassing!!!)

KILIK: Uh... Ladies (coughs) ladies please... (looks up and sees Yunsung) Wow... (walks over to Yunsung)

YUNSUNG: (attempts to blush but ends up looking bored)

KILIK: May I have this dance?

YUNSUNG: What???? No!!! (sees Nuriko dialing Namco phone number) I mean... Yes...

NURIKO: So the two danced the whole night and Cinderella almost forgot about the time until the hour bell went off.

YUNSUNG: Oh no I should go now... (turns to leave)

KILIK: Wait! What is your name?

YUNSUNG: ... Look a dancing pineapple!

KILIK: What where?????????

YUNSUNG: (runs off but trips and drops one side of his glass slipper)

KILIK: What??? Noooooo!!!! (trips over glass slipper) Oh a glass slipper! It must've been from him... I mean her... (picks up the glass slipper and starts talking to practically no one) Send word to the land that whomsoever fits this glass slipper shall be my new bride!

NURIKO: The next day, the Prince himself went down to the town to personally witness the fitting of the glass slipper but none fitted, until he reached the home of Cinderella and her stepfamily.

KILIK: Please try the slipper on...

MAXI: Me first!!! (pushes Raphael out of the way) I'll show you! I'm the girl you danced with! (tries to cramp feet into slippers)

KILIK: Noooooo (takes it off him) Sorry but please don't break the slipper... I only have one...

MITSURUGI: Let ME try it... (tries it on but doesn't fit)

KILIK: Hm... guess she's not here then... Unless there's someone else here...

RAPHAEL, MITSURUGI & MAXI: No one!

YUNSUNG: (drops pots) Oh shit!

KILIK????? (goes into kitchen) You! Try this on please)

YUNSUNG: No... I can't...

RAPHAEL: That's right she can't! She's been here the whole time last night!

KILIK: Just try it on please...

YUNSUNG: (fits perfectly)

KILIK: It IS you!

RAPHAEL: It's YOU?!?!?!

YUNSUNG: Yes...

KILIK: Will you be my bride? (THOUGHTS: Ew... I'm gonna be scarred for life...)

YUNSUNG: Eww no... I mean... yes!

NURIKO: So Cinderella and the prince lived happily ever after. And her stepfamily? Well they lived normally but suffer a lot without Cinderella... The end.

(Backstage)

NURIKO: Woo hoo! Great work you guys!

YUNSUNG: Hey Nuriko!

NURIKO: Yeah?

YUNSUNG: (turns on pipe and a strong gush of water hits Nuriko, making her fly into a couch) AHAHAHAHAAHAHA!!!!!!!!!

NURIKO: (sits up) Oooooh you're soooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo dead! (walks off)

KILIK: Oh damn you're dead...

YUNSUNG: Yeah? What can she do?

Done! Oh btw should I write one where it's all the girls instead? Please review and tell me what you think!