See that, 4 chapters all rewritten and all in the same day!

Disclaimer—I still don't own FMA…T.T sad, I know

Chapter 4

"So, what do we do if she wakes up?" Al asked his brother.

The Elrics were currently sitting on a train with an unconscious, psycho, alchemist lying across from them.

"If she wakes up, we can just flash a flashlight in her eyes and we're good." Ed said, with a yawn. "I'm gonna take a nap. Tell me if she starts waking up."

Unknown to both boys, Kauro was already awake. She was awake for some time now, just laying there. The hardest part was keeping a straight face.

When she was sure the idiot was asleep, she pricked her finger with her nail. Dumbasses didn't even tie her up.

In one swift motion, she jumped up and pressed her bleeding finger onto Al's helmet, rendering him silent.

"You even attempt to awake the 'great' Fullmetal alchemist and I'll drop my blood right on his eyelids. I'll burn 'em right off." Kauro whispered.

Al nodded.

"Good. I'm gonna leave now, when Eddie wakes up, have him wipe off my blood. When it's gone you can talk again. Tell him, the next time we fight, I'm gonna kick his ass."

Al nodded again.

As Kauro stood Edward's hand caught her wrist.

"Did you honestly think I would sleep through you threatening my brother?"

Kauro smiled. "Technically, I didn't threaten him. I threatened you."

"I feel so special." Ed said standing so he was her height.

"Well, you should. I was gonna waste my blood on your face."

Ed smiled. "Why don't you want to go Mustang?"

Kauro raised an eyebrow. "Are you telling me, you want to?"

There was silence then. Ed didn't really know how to respond to that. Of course he didn't want to go to Mustang, but he was on a mission.

Kauro started to tap her foot impatiently.

"Hey, wait!" Ed yelled, with a smile. "I won! I won our battle, which means you have to come with us, no tricks, no complaints, and no running away."

Kauro resisted the urge to twitch. "Lousy bastard…fine, but that don't mean I have to sit with you." She said, walking away from them.

Ed smiled at his little brother. "See that, Al? That's how you get what you want."

Silence followed.

"Hey, Al, angry or something?"

Alphonse pointed to his face, at the bloody finger print.

Ed looked at him and smiled. "Oh, you painted on your helmet, how nice. I'm going back to sleep. Being a Major General, Kauro should keep our deal."

Al watched as his brother fell back asleep.

'Idiot.'

X X X

Central, nine hours, twenty-three minutes, and fifteen seconds later

"Do you think it was stupid of me to send Fullmetal?" Roy asked, aloud.

Havoc looked at Riza and they both shrugged.

"Sure, Colonel, it was horribly stupid." Havoc said, leaning back in his chair.

Roy glared at him. "That's not the answer I was looking for."

"Colonel, you sent Edward after Kauro because you wanted him out of your hair. So, yes that makes it entirely stupid." Riza commented.

Roy sighed. "Yeah, you're probably right. It's not like Fullmetal will find her let alone bring her back."

A loud bang made all three officers look up.

The door swung open and Al ran in. He quietly ran and hid behind one of Roy's plants.

An explosion erupts and Edward flew into the room. He landed on his face right in front of Roy's desk.

"What are you doing?"

Ed sat up and rubbed his face. "Damn she got a nice right hook."

Riza and Havoc shared another look, before turning toward Roy's open door.

There stood, Kauro Roken, hands in pockets, with the biggest scowl on her face.

"I told you not to touch me."

Roy stared at her with disbelieve. The Runaway Blood Alchemist was there in his office…wait Fullmetal brought the Runaway Blood Alchemist to his office…weird.

Kauro walked over and sat next to Havoc. Her golden eyes flashed at Roy. "Damn Colonel Jackass what the hell do you want?"

Roy narrowed his eyes at the nickname, but started to smile. "I'm impressed. Fullmetal is the only person that was able to bring you back."

Kauro clenched her teeth. "He didn't bring me back."

Ed snorted.

"Get to the point, sir." Riza added in.

"Right," he looked at Kauro with what seemed to be a serious face. "For your disobedience, you are currently demoted."

Kauro's jaw dropped. "What? I didn't come back here to be demoted!"

"Oh, but I have a letter from King Bradley himself. You are no longer a Major General, you've been knocked down to Lieutenant Colonel." Roy smirked at the fuming girl. "That's a rank under me."

"That's bullshit!" Kauro yelled.

"Now that you're here." Roy said, as if ignoring Kauro's outburst. "You and Fullmetal have a mission."

"I don't take orders from you." Kauro said, crossing her arms over her chest.

"You do now." Roy said, smirk growing. "Oh, and just wait 'til I get to the fun part."

"Which is?" Ed asked.

"You're going to be undercover."

"Wow, Jackass, I've never been under cover before." Kauro said, sarcasm rolling off her sentence.

Roy looked at her with a raised eyebrow. "Oh right, did I mention the part where you're married."

Kauro's eye began to twitch and Ed's mouth hung open.

End of chapter 4, YAHOO!!

Oh yeah!!

Things to come, Edward has to keep a close eye on Kauro, Al still hasn't gotten Kauro's blood off of his face, and by the power invested in me, Kauro and Edward are married…sort of…all in chapter 5!

Later!!.