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Holiday 4: Duel Monsters Trivia Chess!!!!

"Hmmph!!" said Rebecca.

"Hmmph!!" said Yugi.

"Hmmph!!" said Yami.

The three were not speaking to each other after they had just argued. They quietly finished their spaghetti.

See what happened is, earlier, the Hawkins' car broke down conveniently in front of the one and only Kame Game Shop. Grandpa Moto invited them to stay at their house. Yami, Yugi, and Rebecca would NOT stop arguing!!!!!!

"Now, now," said Grandpa, "It's no good to bicker all the time like little three-year-olds."

"But HE STARTED IT!!!!!"

Rebecca and Yami pointed at Yugi. Yugi pointed at Yami.

Grandpa sighed.

(The constant arguments between the three had made the Grandpas tired, exasperated, and overly harsh.)

"Hey, I know what we can do!" said Professor Hawkins. "Let's play a game!"

"Hey, that's my line!!!" said Yami.

"SHUT UP!!!!!!!" everyone shouted.

"ANYWAY," continued Professor Hawkins, "We are going to play..."

"Duel Monsters!!!"

"Trivial Pursuit!!!"

"Chess!!!"

"We're playing Trivial Pursuit!!!!" said Rebecca.

"I wanna play chess!!!" cried Yugi.

"You two don't want to Duel just because you know I'm gonna win!" said Yami.

"Shut up, Yami!! You know I can beat you at chess anytime, anywhere!!!" retorted Yugi.

"WE'RE PLAYING TRIVIAL PURSUIT WHETHER YOU BLOCKHEADS LIKE IT OR NOT!!!!!!!" Rebecca yelled.

The three wrangled on incessantly until Professor Hawkins shouted, "ALL RIGHT!!!!

WE ARE GOING TO PLAY DUEL MONSTERS TRIVIA CHESS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Hunh????" said Yugi, Yami, Rebecca, and Grandpa.

"You heard me!!!" Professor Hawkins said, panting and sweating. "We can combine the three games. Now come."

They all went to the living room and moved the coffee table away. The grandpas sat beside each other away from the other three. Then Professor Hawkins said, "Yami-"

"YUGI DID IT!!!!!!"

"No, I'm just saying that you're good with games, come and help us come up with rules."

"Oh...okay." He went over to the grandpas.

"Hey!!! I'm good with games!!!! Why can't I come over there too?" Yugi complained.

The grandpas ignored Yugi. Yami just smirked and turned back around.

"He makes me sick," Yugi said quietly, shaking his fist.

"Tell me about it," whispered Rebecca, rolling her eyes.

"Hmm...I will!!! Guess what-Yami once..." He proceeded to tell her about a very funny and embarrassing incident involving Yami and a vacuum cleaner.

Rebecca gasped a little. "Really?"

"Yeah!" Yugi said while chuckling a bit.

The two began to laugh hysterically. They were quiet..however, they were loud enough for Yami to hear them. The Pharaoh's eye began to twitch.

"And then," said Yugi, "he-" Suddenly Yugi had a fun lil' idea. Just to irritate Yami, he turned in his direction and cupped his hand around his mouth. He whispered loud enough for his dark side to hear him, but not loud enough for the grandpas.

"Ah?!" said Rebecca in both laughter and surprise. "No way!!!!"

"Way."

Yugi and Rebecca then laughed again, a bit louder and a lot more hysterical than last time. Rebecca, like me, thought it was SO funny that Yugi was talking in Yami's direction. Rebecca had tears in her eyes, and when the irritated Yami turned around just to see her touch her eye, he was six and a half times more irritated than before. Maybe he would have gotten up and slapped Yugi if he had not been slapped first in the face, hard, by Yugi's grandpa, who sharply said, "Pay attention!!!!"

"OW!!!!"

Yugi and Rebecca high-fived.

Yami rubbed his cheek, which didn't really help much. "But they're talking about me!!!"

"Well, I don't blame 'em. Now anyway, ..."

The grandpas ignored Yami's shocked expression as they went on with the rules. The three came up with rules as Yugi and now Rebecca deliberately whispered in Yami's direction. But Yami just ignored them...phew!!!!! When he and the grandpas were done, Yami came back over and explained the rules to this very complicated new game.

It was played on this giant blanket-like checkerboard that the Motos had lying around. That was to fit the Duel Monsters cards on...it was like chess with Duel Monsters!!! The Attribute of a monster determined how it could move, like in chess, how the different pieces can move in different ways. You could also play monsters in attack or Defense mode, face up or face down, and that determined what spaces could be captured as well. And after a player takes their turn, they answer a trivia question about Duel Monster or Chess. This earns them points and sometimes special.. power-ups, if you will. Capturing monsters with attack points gained you the difference between your monster's AP and their AP (sort of like a Duel.). Don't worry if you don't understand these rules, worry about these guys understanding them. And yes, you need to worry.

"ONEGAISHIMASU!!!!!!!!

GAME START!!!!!!!!"

At one point, gameplay went something like this:

"I move my Acrobat Monkey to the 3-4 space(Yes, they have coordinates, like in Go [read more about Go in Hikaru No Go!!!.), in Attack Mode," said Yami.

"Bad move, pal," said Rebecca. "I move my Twin-Headed Fire Dragon to the 3-4 space, capturing your dumb old monkey."

"Darn it...wait!! Fire monsters can only move Northeast, unless you get an even numbered trivia question right in your last turn. Which you didn't."

"That was Northeast!!!"

"No, Rebecca, that was Northwest."

"No it wasn't!!!!"

"See? This arrow clearly says "NORTHWEST"."

"Ah, but my custom-made, state-of-the-art DirectionWizard 3000 compass CLEARLY STATES that that direction is Northeast." She took out her compass from out of nowhere and showed it to Yami. Everyone leaned forward and gaped at it.

"What the-" said Yami.

"$350 doesn't lie!!!!!"

Everyone sweatdropped.

"We're not going by the actual compass!!! We're going by the arrows that Grandpa drew for us!!!" said Yugi.

"That's not fair!!!!"

"It is too fair!!!!" said Yami.

"Is not!!!!"

"Is too!!!!"

"IS NOT!!!!"

"IS TOO!!!!"

"IS NOT!!!!"

"IS TOO!!!!"

"IS NOT!!!!!!!!!!!"

"OKAY, FINE!!!!!!!!! Just capture the stupid monkey."

"Whatever you say!!!!" Rebecca did, and she got 1,000 points. "Now ask me my question, grandpa!!!!"

"Hmm. Uh,-" He was about to say the question when Yami quickly held his ear near Professor Hawkins' mouth to pretend he said something in his ear, and then he said, "The Professor says, 'What is the population of Kuntin, Mississippi, in America?'!"

Rebecca was surprised that this wasn't a question she knew off the top of her head already, like ALMOST ALL of the other questions. "Uh- uh- I DON'T KNOW!!!!!!!!!" she said, annoyed.

Yami smirked and said, "And maybe that's because there is no Kuntin, Mississippi!!!" He and Yugi high-fived. "Good one!!" said Yugi.

"I thought you were on my side!!!" said Rebecca.

"Who told'ja that?"

"Grrrrrr...Okay then, both of you!!! What is the population of...hmm..I'll make this easy for you-Domino City?!"

"Uhh.."

"Easy," said Yami. "Seventy-five thousand, eight hundred twenty-six."

"Ooh, so close," Rebecca said in a cold, mocking tone, "but it's actually seventy-five thousand, eight hundred twenty-five."

"MAN, I almost guessed it correctly!!!!!!!!-" he said, slamming his fist down on the fuzzy carpet.

"WHOA, that was a random number?!!!!!!" cried Yugi.

"-You malicious, bratty little-"

"And if you don't stop runnin' your mouth, it's gonna be seventy-five thousand, eight hundred twenty-FOUR!!!!!!!"

"You're moving, Yami?!"

Everything just stopped, and everyone slowly and exasperatedly turned to look at Yugi.

"What?" S( ( the S is his eyebrows)

Yami said this slowly and with much impatience as if Yugi was retarded.

"She's going to kill me, you idiot."

But then, he reflected on what he had said and his eyes grew wide. "Oops..."

Everyone anime fell except for Yugi, who said, "Hey I'm no idiot!!! Who saved you from that evil ice cream truck last summer?!!!"

"Uh...Tea??"

"Oh yeah...but I was the one that launched the remote control in the slingshot!!!"

"But not after Tea pretended to be a mime!!!!"

"That was my idea!!!! She distracts the driver, and I attack the driver, and you were supposed to call the police!!!!"

"But my idea was better, you know, about the gopher hole-"

Grandpa, Rebecca and Professor Hawkins just sat there and sweatdropped the whole time.

"But you tripped over the gopher and startled me and messed up my aim!!!"

"Stop blaming me for causing Tea to get that bruise!!!!"

"But maybe if you hadn't given the gopher chocolate, it wouldn't have been so hyper!!!"

"But after that you just went and broke the-"

"WILL YOU GUYS JUST QUIT YAPPING AND CONTINUE THE GAME?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" shouted Rebecca.

"SHUT UP, REBECCA!!!!!" Yami and Yugi yelled simultaneously and then looked at each other and high-fived again.

"You shut up!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Oh yeah?!! Well how many millimeters are in 7.13 miles?!!"

"What does ATP stand for?!!"

"Who wrote War and Peace?!!!"

"How many light years are there from Mars to Triton?!!!"

"What is the Light Stage of photosynthesis?!!"

"How many times a day did Joseph Stalin brush his teeth?!!!!"

"Wow, that's a funny question, Yami!! What's the answer?" Yugi inquired.

"HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO KNOW?!!!!!"

"Hey!!! Don't get smart with me, boy!!! 'Cause I'll slap you upside the head!!!!!" said Yugi, suddenly sounding all old-fashioned and ghetto.

"BRING IT ON, AIBOU, BRING IT ON!!!! I AIN'T SCARED OF YOU!!!!!"

"HEY!!! YOU GUYS STILL HAVEN'T ANSWERED MY QUESTION!!!!! WHO WROTE WAR AND PEACE?!!!!!"

"WHAT ARE THE COORDINATES OF THE TAJ MAHAL?!!!"

"HOW MANY PEOPLE DIED IN WORLD WAR 2?!!!"

"HOW MANY CHICKENS DIED IN WORLD WAR 2?!!!"

"THE ULNA IS LOCATED ON WHICH SIDE OF THE LOWER ARM?!!!!" (trick question.)

"What do we do?!!!" asked a worried Grandpa to Professor Hawkins.

"I don't know...wait! I've got it!!" In a loud voice, Professor Hawkins said, " OH LOOK, it's time for bed!!!"

The shouting immediately stopped. "But grandpa, it's 7:53!!" said his granddaughter.

"I SAID IT'S TIME FOR BED!!!!!" His head got all big and he had sharp teeth.

"AAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!" everyone screamed and ran away in separate directions, including Yugi's grandpa.

Next Chapter: Professor Hawkins thought that making Yugi, Yami, and Rebecca go to bed would end the madness. But there's more trouble when they do!!