Hey pplz sorry if this chapter sucks but a lot of things at school with my crush happened so the lovey dovey thing might be kinda sucky cuz of…never mind but anyway sorry.

Jacob's POV

Woah! Leah loved me? Since when? And if I recall correctly, she was a grumpy werewolf willing to rip your face off if you make her mad. Since when did she become all lovey dovey? Especially after what happened with Sam. How could she be in love with me? Out of every man in this world, she chooses me to fall in love with. It just doesn't make sense. There was a piece missing from the puzzle. I could already tell. But what was it?

"Leah sorry I only think of you as a pack sister." Her face crumpled up and I felt sorry for the pain I had just put her through. Seth would kill me for this. For putting his sister through this much pain. Then I heard a voice.

"Shouldn't you guys be inside?" It wasn't a familiar voice but it was a familiar face. It was the new kid moving onto the reservation. I thought Leah was gonna answer but all she did was stare at him. Oh my gosh. That wasn't just any stare! That was an imprint stare. Hey at least she don't like me any more. Now we can go back to being normal.

"Yeah I guess so. Hi. I'm Leah," she said with a smile. I'd never seen her so happy before. I'd never seen her stare at a guy like that before. Even with Sam. I've never seen a guy stare at her like that either.

"Hi. I'm…I'm…I'm…uh…Shane. Nice to meet you."

"So will we be seeing you around here a lot?" I asked. Leah shot me a death glare.

"So I'll be going. Oh by the way I'm Jacob. 'Kay now I'm gonna go before Leah kills me. See ya later." I walked out of eyesight then turned into a wolf. Crap. Forgot to take clothes off. Ugh another too small outfit from Emmett coming up. I was already at the Cullen house by now and Edward heard my thought and chuckled.

"Jacob needs clothes again."

"Emmett's out hunting I'll get something from his closet," Blondie said. Crap. This time I know for sure I'm gonna get a girl's clothes.

"Rose don't give Jacob girl's clothes!" Edward said a little louder that normal. Rose answered in an innocent voice.

"Now Edward why on Earth would I do that?" Edward sighed. Rosalie came outside and gave me a shirt and some jeans.

"See? It's Emmett's clothes." Did the devil turn nice or something? She walked back inside tooled me change. I phased back and unfolded the clothes. Nope. She hadn't turned nice. There was a pair of sparkly designer jeans and a top that comes down to your belly button.

"Rosalie, if you were human I'd strangle you. You know that right?"

Between laughter: "Sure Jacob sure." Edward sighed and threw me an outfit and rolled his eyes at Rose. I plan to get payback. Edward heard my plan and busted out laughing. He texted me saying she's going hunting once the others get back. As if they knew what we were planning, about three minutes later, there they were. Rosalie, Alice, Carlisle, and Esme went hunting after they came. Then the plan was in action. After about half an hour, the job was done.

45 minutes later, Rosalie and the others came back. Rosalie had a few drops of blood on her shirt so she went upstairs to her room to change.

"JACOB BLACK I'M GOING TO KILL YOU! WHERE ARE ALL MY CLOTHES?!" she screamed. I answered calmly.

"Floating downstream." Of course that was a lie. The size of her closet was literally 10 times the size of my room. Even all her money on her precious credit card couldn't pay for that.

"Rose calm down," Emmett said.

"HOW CAN I CALM DOWN?! THAT MUTT THREW AWAY ALL MY CLOTHES!"

"Relax Rose it was a joke," he said. Oooo he's busted.

"You mean you knew about this and you didn't tell me about it?!"

"Well uh…I gotta say you shouldn't have given the man girl clothes."

"Ugh!" Then she ran down the stairs and pushed me against the wall. "Jacob Black I know they're not floating downstream because even you aren't that stupid. Where are they?"

"In the garage." She stormed off to the garage and screamed. Icing on the cake. She stormed back into the room with green gunk all over her. Okay I know that was so used but seriously it was hilarious. The look on her face made me bust up in laughter till tears ran down my face. Everyone else laughed too.

"You are so immature Jacob Black. I'll get back at you."

"She stormed upstairs and turned on the shower to wash her hair out. Do vampires take showers anyway? No don't think so. Just then Nessie walked down from the stairs. She had just woken up. Woah what time is it?

"Midnight," Edward said. Nessie was in the form of a five year old now. So in a year, she looks five years old. But since her aging process is slowing down, she won't be growing very fast anymore. She'll still be growing fast enough to where we can notice it day by day. After about an hour of me trying to figure out a math problem I came up with, it would take about 6 years for her to be in the form of 16 or 17 year old. Edward almost killed when he found out I was doing that math problem.

"Jacob you will not force her to fall in love with you." Well duh.

"Relax Eddie," growl, "I'm not gonna force her to fall in love with me," growl, "and of course there's no doubt I'm gonna fall in love with her," ultra-growl, "but it's her choice if she wants to fall in love with me. But keep in mind, even if it's not me, she's gonna be having boy crushes and first loves the moment she turns in the form of a sixteen year old." Silent stare down.

"Ugh I know you're right about the boy crushes. And she's gonna start dating. But she will be in teenage form when she's six years old!"

"You can't help that. I bet when she goes to the store and sees a five year old boy she has a crush on him. Almost all girls has crushes since first grade. It's just soon they get more serious. And she might be heartbroken by some of them. It's just life. You can't control it Edward."

"That's not the point! She's gonna be a six year old dating teenage boys! And if it's you a six year old will be dating a 21 year old!" This guy never lets go and excepts it does he?

"You can't help that. It's her technical age but she won't have the mind or the physical features of a six year old. You're just going to have to except it."

"Whatever." Mental smile. He knew I was right.

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Renesmee's POV

I was in the form of a seven year old now. By now I had slowed down the aging process so much that I'm almost at the speed of human. But from everyone else's mind, just not close enough.

"Why can't I go to school?"

"Because you haven't slowed down enough. And you have perfectly good teachers right here," daddy said calmly as he pointed to my family.

"I call physical education!" Uncle Emmett yelled. Then he was his five year old self again. "Ha! I got it before all of you did! Ha! And people call me dumb," he said as he danced in front of them yelling something no one cared about. Then he backed into the bookcase that held all the antique plates and glasses and all that. They all shattered to the ground.

"EMMETT CULLEN I SPENT YEARS FINDING THOSE!" Grandma Esme scolded him…in a loud voice. Uncle Emmett caught the last plate that was about to fall.

"I got it!" he said as he held it up. When he held it up it hit the chandelier and broke.

"I had it!" he said. Grandma Esme had a look on her face that made Uncle Emmett run out side to hide. Everyone busted up in laughter.

"I'm gonna clean all this up and go make duplicates and tell Esme they're the real ones and we fixed them," daddy said in a low voice, even for a vampire. He ran out the door still laughing at Uncle Emmett. On his way out he told grandma Esme where Uncle Emmett was.

"Where were we? Ah, yes, Renesmee you're just not slowed down enough yet. By the end of third grade you're gonna look like a ten year old. Sorry." Mommy said.

"But that's not much older than everyone else."

"Renesmee second graders come out as seven year olds. Sorry. You have your family to teach you. Although you don't have much to learn. And when you go to high school, you'll still be very young and I'm not sure if your mind can handle all that goes on in high school. You'll have true friends, you'll have fake friends, you'll have friends that don't act like your friends, you'll have people that will piss you off, you'll have mean teachers, you'll have teachers that give you way too much work, you'll have the know-it-alls that brag about their smartness, you'll have boys you don't like keep asking you out and you will have to face crushes. You can't handle all that. End of conversation," mommy said. Well I wasn't going anywhere with school. Then Jacob came in and said, "What's with all the arguing?" as he walked over to me. I answered putting emphasis on certain words.

"Mom won't let someone go to school because Mom thinks someone can't handle it."

"Can't handle it? Are we talking about second grade?"

"No we are talking about when she ages normally and how that'll be in high school and she can't handle everything."

"Yeah sorry Ness but I agree." Great now my best friend and my family don't respect my opinions anymore? That…kind of sucks. "Sorry kiddo." After an awkward silence, Auntie Alice cut in.

"C'mon Ness we're going shopping." Ew. I hate shopping. Mommy says I got that from her and Auntie Alice says that when I grow up I'll like it by then. But I doubt it. Just like I doubt all those things mommy said I would face in high school. I know I sound like a spoiled brat, but everyone loves me. I have that effect on people and I always have. And I can handle the work. But I guess I should think about this when high school comes. By then we were at the mall and Auntie Alice was dragging me inside.

"Ness I have to tell you something. About Jacob." Wait, what about Jake? Out of the corner of my eye, I saw Quil and saw his eyes widen and he ran over to us before Auntie Alice could say more. He id that thing were you talk through your teeth and pretend you're smiling but you're actually talking to someone else about something you don't want the other person to know about.

"Alice don't you think that you should let Jake tell her this when she's older?"

"Tell me what?"

"Oh that Jake is gonna—" Auntie Alice started.

"Teeeelllllll you about it when you're older," Quil interrupted. He took out his phone and texted somebody.

"'Kay sorry Alice but I had to tell Jake this. Think of Nessie. She's not ready to know all this."

"Ugh you werewolves ruin everything! She should know this!"

"And it is Jake's responsibility to tell her when she's ready."

"FOR GOODNESS SAKE READY FOR WHAT?!"

"Nothing," Jake said. Where did he come from?

"Why am I so clueless on this?!"

"Because you're not ready to know."

"I think she is."

"I don't know if I am or not because I have absolutely no clue what we're talking about!"

"Forget it!" all three of them said together. Auntie Alice dragged me to a store and Jacob rolled his eyes and walked off with Quil to a sports store.

"I'll be listening!" he called.

"Whatever." Still clueless.

A week later, still clueless.

A month later, still clueless.

A year later still clueless.

I asked all the werewolves and they didn't tell me. None o my family did. Gosh I was in the form of a seven year old and now I'm eight! Why can't they tell me?

"I'll tell you when you're older," Jacob had told me. So today walked up to him ad bated my eyelashes and tried to look cute.

"Jake remember a few months ago you said you tell me what you guys were talking about Well I'm older," then a fake men expression, "so talk."

"Ooo so scary. No. I mean older than a few months. I mean a few years. Just wait. It might not even be worth it and you probably won't care anyway. Just wait." Then he walked of to "Blondie" to bug her. I followed him trying to annoy him till he tells me.

"So Blondie, a blonde was at a bar and a news story pops up showing a girl at the edge of a bridge looking like she was about to jump. Then she says to the guy beside her 'I bet you fifty bucks she doesn't jump.' And he took the bet. So she jumped and the blond handed the guy fifty dollars. 'I can't take your money. I saw this story this morning.' Then the blonde replied 'Well so did I but I didn't think she'd jump again.'" Jacob laughed at Aunt Rosalie's glare.

"So immature," she muttered under her breath. That only made everyone else laugh harder. Everyone cleared out leaving Jacob and me. I tried to bug him again.

"I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you I'm not touching you." I said as I nearly poked him.

"Are you forgetting I've had to put up with Emmett doing that to me for five years now? Yeah absolutely nothing new so you're just gonna have to try harder." I wasn't getting any information from him any time soon.

"But it's so not fair! If it's about me shouldn't I know?"

"NO!" I heard people yell from upstairs. So everyone knows but me. Fabulous.