Harry Potter and the True Muggles

By Trephinia Cealyn

Chapter 4 | Hogwarts

The train ride to Hogwarts was eventful as usual. Ginny and Draco, as usual, tried to find an empty compartment, and as usual, Landrak invanded and took over claiming lordship and dominion over all...

Actually he was trying to escape from Talia who was protesting that she never actually got proposed to...

Harry soon jumped into the compartment evading Hermione with an act of complete bravery. She wanted another kid and he wasn't ready to handle the legal implications that it implied.

Ginny soon left the compartment in search of Talia and Hermione, she was very angered at the fact that Landrak and Harry invaded the compartment. She was off to inform the aformentioned ladies where their aformentioned husbands had taken shelter and refuge.

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"This is ridiculous!" Ginny huffed in an exasperated manner, "I order you two to leave now before I have to do something that we'll both regret!" She threatened pointing a finger at Harry and Landrak.

"I'm sorry Ginny but we can't leave." Harry intoned in an apologetic manner.

Lanrak nodded in agreement.

"Well then there's only one thing to do," Ginny proclaimed, "and I really don't want to... where did you say Hermione and Talia were?" They stared at her in shock.

"You-you wouldn't..." Landrak stuttered.

"Yes I would, and I will." Ginny said with an evil little smirk, "Nevermind, I'll find them myself."

"Draco, stop her..." Harry pleaded.

Draco shrugged, "It's out of my hands, maybe you should have proposed... and maybe you should go talk to her about the whole baby thing."

"But-but..." Landrak said in a clearly pathetic manner.

"Ta-ta" Ginny shut the door with a smile.

"That is an evil woman." Harry complained. Draco punched him in the eye.

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"I don't want to go to the sorting," Ron complained, "it's soo boring."

"We could go do other things." Neville said with a wink, "Other much more entertaining things."

It's a sad sad day when Neville Longbottom tries to be sexy.

Ron grinned, "Why yes we could!"

An even sadder day when Ron Weasley falls for his charm.

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"Ginny! Ginny!" Lila yelled from way down at the end of the hall, "Ginny, wait!"

"Yes Lila darling, what is it that you want?" Ginny said after the girl caught up with her.

"How *deep breath* was *deep breath* the *cough* wedding *weeze*?" Lila said between gulps of air.

"It was wonderful." Ginny replied in a misty sort of tone.

Lila still taking in deep breaths of air managed a word, "Oh *COUGH COUGH*?"

"Yes it was," Ginny turned sharply around, a feat Lila couldn't manage in her condition, "I have to go... do other things."

"Ginny wait," coughing, and hacking, and falling noises, "Ow my toe."

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"Hermione our children are about 3 months old, roughly, they can't read, and if they could I don't think they'd want to."

"THREE MONTHS OLD ROUGHLY?" Hermione yelled. "YOU DON'T KNOW HOW OLD OUR CHILDREN ARE!?"

"Well... er, not really..." Harry said in a cute little adorable sweet *crumples under Hermione's glare* bashful tone.

"Get out!" Hermione said dangerously.

"What?" Harry said confused.

"Take the writer and go somewhere else." Hermione said in a displeased voice.

*Trephinia Cealyn steps onto set*

"Hermione you ungrateful wench!" Trephinia yells.

*Trephinia Cealyn exits set pulling an emotionlly unbalanced Harry with her*

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"Crabbe your not on fire." Draco said placatingly, "That was just a trick Evie pulled three years ago."

"I'm MELTING." Crabbe shouted.

"How do they remember these things?!" Draco muttered walking away from Crabbe's sheer stupidity. "Even Potter isn't this dumb."