DISCLAIMER: I do not own Katekyo Hitman Reborn.
Gokudera: Che, as if you would.
-Me-: And if I did?
Gokudera: There will be a million bad points on it like first there would be...(long not understandable explanation ongoing)
-Me-: *covers ears* Enjoy...
(Today might be about drunks, but be glad that there's no Yaoi. *for yaoi lovers, I am sorry.*)
Today's chapter about Tsuna was requested by Hisawa Kana.
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Whenever there was a party for the kids, they would either be drinking soft drinks or just water. They would throw things at each other and paint faces. They would jump, play, and do everything a kid does, by the end of the day, they are completely tired and carried by their parents.
Whenever there was a party for grown ups, they would be drinking alcoholic beverages or just soft drinks. They would gamble and bet on drinks. Once drunk, they would sing random songs in a karaoke, play strip scissors and paper, flirt, marry, talk about misery, bash out anger, be too happy, be too carefree, be too grumpy, and other bad traits. Unfortunately no one would pick them up and throw them back to their homes. Not only that, Tsunayoshi Sawada was in this situation, now he woke up, sick from his
How? Let's go get a flashback.
~~~Start of incredibly long flashback~~~
Tsuna went out of the meeting as soon as he and the bosses danced with joy in celebration for the "My Guardians are humans and sane" day. He walked out and met a man, he was one of the Svagioco famiglia. Svagioco was known for their fun in doing jobs and they are a very kind famiglia. Like Vongola, they don't kill, but they make sure their opponents are wiped out. Don't ask how or why, because I don't know too. Svagioco was indeed a very joyful family.
"What business do I have with you?" Tsuna asked as he raised an eyebrow.
"Sorry! You see, i'm not in to alcoholic beverages." Oh yes, I forgot, they hate smoking, drinking, and all the other bad stuff. Yes, a healthy one indeed.
"Uhuh... yeah I know... so what about beverages?" Tsuna scratched his head, what could this man possibly mean. And he sounded a lot like Goofy from Disneyland channel.
"You see... I earned a ticket from my friend as pay for helping him out and... uhh... it was a ticket to a club, an exclusive one, more like private. You know I hate going there so maybe you could... you know..." Tsuna smiled at the man, he had quite an alcohol resistance. His resistance to being drunk is about +98. He accepted it, even though he hated drinking, he wanted to help this incredibly kind man. He took the offer then the man left thanking him a lot. Tsuna knew best to invite his guardians, he wanted to see how drunk they would be.
Oh how wrong he was.
They arrived in front of the private club, Tsuna pushed the door open, he saw it only had two bartenders there. The bartenders welcomed them and let them in. Tsuna sat down a nearby couch and rested his already tired neck on the edge of the couch. He closed his eyes and thought about these past 10 years. He used to be so weak and so scared of everything. He didn't even know how to swim. He relied on Reborn's bullet a lot back then. Though he smiled, if it wasn't for Reborn, he might've been a scaredy cat up until no-
SPLASH
Tsuna's eyes opened reacting to the cold contact to the water. He was soaked in alcohol, he was confused, what the hell just happened? He quickly shot his head to the middle, only to see a drunken Hibari. Crap. He forgot, Hibari had low alcohol tolerance. Hibari was swaying from side to side, his cheeks were pinkish and he was holding an empty bottle of wine. Which Tsuna assumed was the one that fell on him.
"Oi! You stupid son of an incredibly disciplined mother and father. What did you do to Juudaime!" Gokudera stood up, he was still sober, no one except Hibari and Mukuro drank alcohol. You see, Mukuro was drinking wine when he suddenly shoved a bottle in to Hibari's mouth making him accidentally swallow it. Then he became like this. He was incredibly drunk, Tsuna looked at him, his eyes had a mix of curiousity, worry, grief and sadism. "I wonder what kind of drunk you are?" Tsuna patted Hibari's head, feeling no danger at all. Hibari shoved Tsuna's hand away while he chuckled.
"Shut up! Herbivore... all my -hic- life I have been -hic- living under your miserable -hic- undisciplined group! -hic-" Tsuna's smile dropped, he was... disappointed. Not because of what Hibari said, but because he sounded like he was hit by a desolation bullet. Tsuna quickly stood up and headed to the counter to ask for some tissue. He didn't want to hear or see this side of Hibari, it would disturb him and haunt him his whole life.
"You sure you need only tissues? We have spare white shirts, no one used them, don't worry." The one in the counter pointed at Tsuna's soaked suit, Tsuna smiled.
"Thank you, I would really appreciate that." the staff smiled back at Tsuna then gave him a white shirt and a towel for his head, Tsuna headed to the bathroom to get dressed. He quickly soaked a part of the towel and removed his upper clothing. He ruffled the towel on to his hair making sure all the alcohol would disappear. He rinsed it too then wiped it with the towel. This time he soaked the whole towel and quickly washed his body with it. After making sure the alcoholic sent was gone, he rinsed the towel then ringed it so hard that no water dared to drip. He dried himself with the towel and put the white shirt on. He sighed and went outsi- PANG!
Tsuna saw stars before falling on to his knees. He held himself tightly to keep himself from feeling unconcsious. As soon as his diziness faded away he opened his eyes to see what hit him, it was a... a... round tray? He looked up and saw Gokudera's mouth with a lot of foam on it, there was pieces of purple cake on the floor too. Then he came to realize what happened. Bianchi is here. He quickly stood up and got some pills out of his alcohol-drenched coat and stuck it in to Gokudera's bubbly mouth. Gokudera groaned and Tsuna stood up looking for Yamamoto. He saw Yamamoto on one of the couches listening to Hibari and crying. Tsuna facepalmed, he was to make sure Yamamoto would not tell anyone about what he heard.
"Yamamoto-kun!" Tsuna waved, not wanting to get closer and hear Hibari's misery. Yamamoto stood up and patted Hibari's shoulder and let him si- Tsuna was shocked, when Hibari looked forward Tsuna saw him in tears. Tsuna turned in to dust, not once had he wanted to see Hibari in tears, no, no, no, it would destroy everything. Tsuna was next in tears as Yamamoto asked him what's up.
"I need you to -sniff- take care of Goku -sniff- dera." Tsuna walked away and quickly shoved a bottle in Hibari's mouth, making him faint. Tsuna went out the building, he was too disturbed.
Tsuna sighed as he closed the door, he leaned on to it and realized how tired he was, he was also a bit worried since the noise inside the bar silenced, but he was too tired to check it out. "Tsuna-kun?" Tsuna opened his eyes, only to see Kyoko's face so close to his. "Kyoko-chan? What are you doing here?" Kyoko retreated her face then smiled at Tsuna. "Just passing by!" Kyoko waved goodbye and so did Tsuna. Tsuna sighed and went and leaned on one of the benches. He was awfully tired today. Ever since the last three days, he had been calling Psychiatrists to check up on his guardians. Today, he had a meeting with all the bosses and told Byakuran, Enma, Naito, and Ganma the news. He also did an awful lot of paperwork and things to do to gain the trusts of doctors. He was so tired that he wanted to close his eyes fall asleep right afterwa-
"Tsu- na- yo- shi- KUN!" Tsuna felt a finger poke on to his cheek. Upon opening his eyes he saw Byakuran. "What the hell are you doing here?" Tsuna rubbed his eyes, he was so sleepy he wanted to keep rubbing it. "Can't tell you." Tsuna sighed and lifted his bangs, guess he needed to trim them again. "What do you want?" Tsuna said, raking through his hair, Byakuran smiled and raised an empty bottle of wine. Tsuna raised his eyebrow. "What?"
Gokudera finally woke up, and he was so depressed, the first thing he saw in the morning wasn't his ceiling, but Yamamo- Wait. IT ISN'T MORNING?
"Yo! Gokudera! Finally woke up I see! What nice timing! As soon as Tsuna closed the door you woke up!" Gokudera sneered at Yamamoto then sat up, memories started flashing back to his mind. "Oh, right." He looked to his left to see a drunk hiccuping teary faced Hibari knocked out on the couch, next to him was Ryohei and Lambo playing pokers. (Isn't Lambo a bit too young?) Next to the poker people was Mukuro, Chrome and Basil. "W-what is he doing here?" Gokudera looked at Yamamoto, "He's still part of Vongola." Gokudera looked away and to the other people. He realized there were people his vision couldn't touch by the karaok-
"WHAAAAAAT!" Everyone looked at Gokudera, they were awfully surprised. "Why is! Why is- What!" Gokudera pointed an accusing finger that meant no harm to a group of people.
"Shut up Gokudera." A man with a fedora and a chameleon said while clicking on the remote.
"What's with you! -kora!" A man with a bandanna around his head said.
"What do you want? Attention?" A woman with weird goggles on top of her head said.
"Calm down the three of you. Is something wrong Gokudera-kun?" A girl wearing a simple white dress said.
"Uni is right! Calm down and bow to the great skull sa-" a green shoe bumped to the man's head.
"It's a great thing this is for free." A woman... err... man...woman...man...errrr... PERSON with a hood covering his...her... its face said.
"Now now, don't get worked up." A man with braids said.
"Just enjoy the party." A man with green hair said while adjusting his glasses.
"What's the Arcobaleno doing here?" Yamamoto said, a bit confused too.
"You didn't know that Tsuna-kun invited us?" Uni asked. "Speaking of Tsuna, where'd he go?" she continued. Everyone looked at the door, they remember him going out. Silence filled the room. Everyone was locked on to the door, it didn't move, creak, nor could they hear anything outside but cars beeping. ...
"DAMN IT! A MINUTE PASSED AND THIS IS GETTING ME PISSED OFF!" Skull earned a green dumbell to his head.
creeeaaaak...
The door opened, revealing an EXTREMELY pissed off Tsuna and an EXTREMELY happy Byakuran. Oh thank goodness. Tsuna sat down on the couch, well not beside Hibari, while Byakuran sat down on the opposite couch. Everyone was staring at them and stopped singing, playing, shouting, snoring, hiccuping, sleeping, and crying. And yes, Hibari didn't wake up.
"Waiter, give me a hundred bottles of the strongest wine here, i'll pay you." Byakuran smiled as the man opened a storage room full of wine and placed a lot of them beside the table.
"Sheesh, I told you... fifty would be fine." Tsuna said looking upset, he hated alcohol sooo much.
"Worried you'd get drunk?"
"Shut up." Tsuna shot a deadly glare at Byakuran who looked downwards to get a bottle and drank it up.
"One." Byakuran said as he raised his finger, Tsuna's eyebrow twitched, he then drank a bottle.
"One."
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Everyone in the room was surprised, none of the two who was currently drinking were drunk, not even their stomachs were full. This is how they described the two "Monsters".
"Just two more..." Byakuran said, but the alcohol was kicking in.
"Hah!" Tsuna drank a bottle, making it 49 for him, his resistance to alcohol was too high, TOO HIGH. But the alcohol kicked in as soon as he drank the bottle. Byakuran picked up another bottle and drank it, it's now 49-all. They both dumped their heads on the table, reaching out to the two 50th bottles. Tsuna wanted to shut his eyes and throw up. So did Byakuran.
Tsuna closed his eyes and Byakuran was still trying to reach out to the bottle. Tsuna opened his eyes and it was orange, he grabbed the bottle, stood up, and drank it as fast as he could. Byakuran was shocked, he didn't know how high this guy's tolerence to alcohol was. Tsuna fell on the couch and muttered, "I win." Gokudera, Yamamoto and Basil stood up and ran to Tsuna who is currently sitting on the couch with bangs shading his eyes, Gokudera looked at Tsuna.
"Juudaime?"
Tsuna looked up with his pink cheeks.
"I'm not 'Tenth' IT'S TSUNA! YOU *#$%*%#&%&^$!" Tsuna shouted out loud, obviously not knowing who stands before him. Everyone was shocked and stared at Tsuna, he said some pretty.. no... EXTREMELY violent words that even Mukuro flinched. Tsuna's eyes widened and seemed to focus on Gokudera.
"Oh... it's just you Gokudera." Tsuna sighed, hanging his head upward.
"Marshmallow... Marshmallow... KARAOKE!" Byakuran, also drunk, highly motivated then raised his hand and dragged Tsuna to the Karaoke. The Arcobaleno quickly scrammed and sat behind the two, they wanted to hear them sing. Byakuran put a number then grabbed the mic.
Although a gloomy night surrounds us,
we're still having a dream.
That alone,
is sufficient.
As long as we're living,
I should be able to meet you again someday.
The sun is watching.
The sun is singing.
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ra-ri-ra-pap-pa-ra
pap-pap-pap-pa-ra-ri-rap-pa,
Ba-ba-ba-ba-ra-ri-ra-pap-pa-ra
pap-pap-pap-pa-ra-ri-rap-pa,
I have faith. The sun will be there as I walk to your home.
(MARK [1])
The song, the tune, the way it was sang, and it had to be Byakuran to sing that song. It was horrible. The half drunk-half sober Tsuna curled up in the couch and covered his ears. Reborn and Colonello was laughing, Uni, Mammon, and Lal were sighing. Skull payed Fon and Verde. Gokudera was starting to want to see his sister's face. Yamamoto was laughing and clutching on to his stomach, literally Rolling On the Floor Laughing. Mukuro and Chrome were feeling pity for Tsuna since he had to be close to the speakers. Ryohei was Laughing Out Loud with Lambo. Tsuna couldn't take it anymore, it was too horrible.
"Byakuran... I beg you... change the song..." Tsuna said while holding on to his head, Byakuran smiled at him.
"Only if -hic- you sing!" Byakuran gave the mic to Tsuna, Tsuna was already crying. "Don't worry Juudaime! I'm sure you sing waaaay better, and i'm sure!" Gokudera encouraged Tsuna who was breaking in to tears. "That's right Tsuna!" Yamamoto did too. Reborn approached Tsuna then whispered something.
"If you don't want to die, you better sing." Reborn left smiling at the heartbroken Tsuna, he gave a 'I thought we were friends!' look. Tsuna entered a number then sat down and grabbed the mic away from Byakuran.
We stand today on the edge of a new.
We stand today on the edge of a time.
Kieru koto nai hikari wo
Kono mune ni chikai I believe in you
I just tell you my thought.
I think that is everything.
I try it for you at once. I shout. I'm calling you.
Anata wo mamoru tame ni ikitekita
A first message. I turn around your side.
Shinjita mirai wa hitotsu
(MARK [2])
They usually hear this song from Ganma, he sometimes sings it while walking, well, he thought no one was listening to him. For some unknown reason, Tsuna was waaaaaaay better than Ganma. Everyone's heads were swaying, even the arcobaleno. Mostly Uni though. Everyone listened to Tsuna until he said the last line. They clapped their hands at Tsuna who threw himself to the couch.
"More!" Uni chanted! She was also waving her hand upwards. Everyone looked at Uni, then a second after, "More! More! More! Mo-" They noticed Tsuna was already sleeping, and Byakuran was on another couch sleeping peacefully. They felt sad, they wanted to hear Tsuna sing. Oh well. Reborn carried Tsuna on his shoulder, then the door slammed open, revealing Shouichi and Ganma. Come to think of it, weren't they invited too?
"Oh. He got drunk." Shouichi tried to carry Byakuran but... he was a little too heavy for him, Ganma helped Shouichi, completely disgusted with whatever he was doing. And exited at last.
~~~End of Incredibly Long Flashback~~~
Tsuna woke up, his head hurted so much, he wanted to throw up but was afraid he'd throw up the acid in his stomach. Memories started flashing through his thick head, he finally wanted to kill himself. He opened the door to get some water, only to see all his guardians looking at him worried. Obviously, Hibari wasn't there. He looked at them and smiled a crooked freaky smile.
"You better not wake me up if you don't want to die." Tsuna smiled, repeating the words of his tutor. Closed the door and left a dumbstruck group of people outside his door, as soon as Tsuna closed the door, a sign popped out.
"Do not enter if you do not want to die." The guardians really didn't see that. They were focused an helping their boss, not wanting to cause him trouble. They opened the door, revealing an already sleeping Tsuna. They sat down on the side of the bed and were looking at him. He had his natural and usual pale color, but this time there were shades of purple. His cheeks were a bit pinkish, he was also sweating.
"Ah that's it!" Yamamoto said earning attention. "We should get a towel and a bucket of water!" Gokudera stood up and headed outside, and he came back with a bucket of water and a towel. Yamamoto soaked the towel and ringed it without power, then he placed it on top of Tsuna's head. Tsuna's eyebrows and hands twitched he also moaned. This made the guardians freak out. So they went outside.
"We have to make sure nothing wakes him up." Their minds were one.
Then the warning siren turned on. Then everyone facepalmed. Then Shouichi's face replaced Monalisa's. Then they giggled.
"No time to laugh, look outside, we have trouble."
Then Mukuro looked out. Then he said "Oh what the heck, it's just TNTs. How did that get there?" Everyone laughed except Shouichi.
"You see, we had an idiotic family member who accidentally lit them up. And looking at you, it seems we have some more idiotic ones who can't figure out the problem." They laughed.
"Shouichi it's just a pair of TNTs that will explode and wake Tsuna u-..." Everyone paled, they quickly jumped out the window, too late.
BOOM!
Monalisa facepalmed, the others shivered in fear, Lambo pulled out a trampoline then jumped on it with full force, he flew all the way to the 3rd floor. Then landed on the trampoline head first.
"So?" Lambo smiled at the question. "He's not awake." Everyone felt good. Then their earphones rang.
"Guys, there are more, and the possibility that Tsuna will wake up after all those explosions, is a hundred percent." Monalisa deadpanned, the guardians quickly ran to different directions, then explosions started errupting.
~With Shouichi~
"They sure are paranoid, well it's a good thing I lied. There's no way Tsuna would wake up, he's too much of a heavy sleeper. Not until you make weird sounds in his room though." Shouichi grinned, he faced backwards. "And you little cute lion cub, you shouldn't run around and light those up! You don't want to kill us right?" Shouichi held a lion upwards.
"Gao!"
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Tsuna opened his eyes, he felt something cold touching his forehead. It was a wet towel, beside him was a bucket of water. "I'm amazed they really didn't wake me up, I was joking about killing them. It was just a threat." Tsuna said as he looked outside. "Wow, nothing exploded? I'm surprised." Tsuna stretched out, "At least I don't have paperwork to do." he went inside his bathroom.
"Good job, Chrome and Mukuro." Gokudera and Yamamoto patted the two's shoulders.
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Alright! Here are the scores!
Tsuna - 1 - Problems - 3
Just so you know he didn't score! . I gave a clue at the last part. Now for the marks.
MARK [1] - This is the Ending Theme Song of the anime Daily Lives of Highschool boys, I used the english lyrics but it was sang in Japanese. If you don't know how disturbing the song is, try listening to it, the title is "The Sun".
MARK [2] - This is Ganma's PV, I gave a clue to it to. I just thought if Giotto's dubber sang it, it would sound pretty nice. Title is "I believe in you".
****- Do you know why green things kept flying to Skull? Well if you did REVIEW! And if you didn't REVIEW! Arigatou~~~
