A/N: Thank you to everyone who has reviewed this story. I hope you are enjoying reading it as much as I am writing it!

Disclaimer: I do not own anything related to Criminal Minds or its characters. I'm just borrowing them for a while to fulfill the fantasy pairing I have in my head.

Chapter Four:

David Rossi had been watching through his window. "Well, this is a new development" Aaron chuckled as he noted the look in Dave's eyes as Garcia walked by him. Then it hit him what the hell was he going to do when Morgan found out Rossi wanted his baby girl? All hell was gonna break loose and Hotch wasn't sure he wanted to see those fireworks. He picked up the phone to call the precinct and start his own investigation of Lynch's death. No sirree...he did not want any part of the world war that was in the making.

The day was fairly uneventful so far and Penelope was relieved when it was time to head for her lunch date with JJ. She closed her office door behind her and headed out through the bullpen. "Hey mama...where are you off to?" Morgan grinned. "Hmph, that's none of your concern pesky profiler." she retorted as she waited for the elevator. "Whoa woman...back it up! What's the matter with you?" Derek looked totally confused. "As if you don't know you back stabbing man-ho" she said tersely. Derek started to ask again what was bugging her but the elevator doors slid open and she jumped inside. Just as the doors were sliding shut Rossi shouldered his way in and stood glaring at Derek as the doors finally slid shut.

"What was that about Kitten?" Dave asked while closing the space between them. Penelope couldn't think, he was too close. "Not...nothing my super sexy agent." she whispered. She reached up and grabbed him by the hair and pulled his mouth to hers. Dave let out a groan as she pushed him up against the wall of the elevator. Her hands were everywhere as she tried to arouse him just half as much as he'd done her earlier that morning in the parking garage. She slid her hand along the front of his jeans and squeezed the hard length of him. "Mmm Agent Delicious, is this for me?" she nipped his bottom lip with her teeth. "Kitten..."Dave moaned. "Oh how I want to lick you from top to bottom" she teased as she stroked her hand along his cock. "Something tells me you are definitely my dio del tuono italiano." she sighed.

Dave was using all of his will power not to take her right there on the floor of the elevator. That would not be a good idea...right? Penelope pulled away and was out the doors as soon as they opened leaving Dave staring after her. "Kitten?" he called with a roar but Penelope kept walking. "Madre Cazzo!" Dave exclaimed as he headed for the nearest mens room to try to relieve some of the tension Garcia had created. Italian God of thunder? Ah my little gattino, this is war! Dave smirked. He knew she'd be out for pay back after their little interlude this morning but he never imagined she'd take him by surprise as she had. Damn good thing that elevator hadn't stopped. Someone would've seen what was going on and felt the need to report to Strauss. Which led to another problem...he'd have to deal with her, but later. Much later.

Penelope was walking on air as she entered the coffee shop. She smiled when she spotted JJ sitting at a booth in the back. "Bless you JJ..." she giggled as she picked up the coffee that sat waiting for her. "Well, I figured I better be ready, you sounded really serious on the phone. What's up?" Penelope couldn't stop the grin that spread across her face. "Pen, damn it, spill! I didn't come all the way over here to watch you smiling like a damn fool! What is going on?" "Oh Jayje...you won't believe what's happened to me in the last, what? Twelve hours?" "So, tell me!" JJ urged.

"Ok, so, at about 2 o'clock this morning the door of my apartment was kicked in by the police and I was arrested for murdering Kevin. Then I wasn't sure who to..." "Back the fuck up woman! You were ARRESTED? And I'm just now hearing about it?" "Well, yes, but that's not the BIG news..." JJ cut her off "If that isn't the big news I can't imagine what is!" "Sweet-pea please, let me tell my story!" "Sorry, please continue" JJ motioned that Penelope had the floor. "Ok, where was I? Oh yeah, so I didn't know who to call, I mean I didn't want to worry Hotch and Morgan...well, that's a whole other story. So I broke down and called Rossi." "You called ROSSI?" Penelope frowned, "Oops, go on". "Well, to make a long story short, he got them to release me, I um, kinda teased him a little and as we were about to get into his SUV he kissed me, that's when I decided to seduce him!"

"He what?" JJ sat up in her chair and leaned forward. "And?" "And nothing at that point, but Holy shit that man can kiss! He so knows what he's doing" Penelope giggled. "Then what?" "Well, we had to head into the BAU cuz it was already 8 a.m. but I didn't have my go bag so I could get dressed." "Get dressed, girl you lost me." JJ shook her head. "Oh right! When they dragged me from my apartment all I was wearing was a little nightie. They didn't even give me a blanket to cover up with. When Dave got there he gave me his coat so I would've been coming to work in my nightie and Dave's coat." "Gotcha" JJ nodded. "This is where is gets really interesting. I think he may have decided to seduce me because as I came around the SUV to get in the drivers seat he uh...stopped me." Penelope blushed.

"PG, you can't stop now, you have to tell me what happened!" Penelope kind of got lost in thought for a minute before JJ clearing her throat brought her back to the present. "Out with it Garcia!" "Alright Jayje, but remember, YOU asked!"

Penelope took a drink of her coffee. "So, Dave is standing there holding the door like a perfect gentleman and I go to get in the driver seat. Before I can, he has me pinned against the seat and starts touching me, not very appropriate for the parking garage if you get my drift" Penelope winked. JJ narrowed her eyes and studied her best friend. "You're gonna have to be a little more specific PG." JJ could probably fill in the blanks, she just wanted to hear all the gory details. "Fine miss nosy, David Rossi gave me the quickest, most intense, least satisfying finger fuck I've ever had in my life" Penelope blurted. Suddenly it was raining coffee as JJ spewed the drink she'd just taken. She figured it was safer than choking to death on what Penelope had just said. "Hey! Watch it J!"

"Are you kidding me? Agent Rossi? Supervisory Special Agent David Rossi? You're telling me that you were getting it on with Rossi?" Penelope just smiled like the cat that swallowed the canary. "Oh my God! Then what?" JJ giggled. Penelope went on to tell her about her counter assault in the elevator. "I cannot believe this! All the good stuff happens now that I'm not there!" JJ pouted. "Oh honey! I told you as soon as I could!" "I know PG, but it's not the same! Before you would've either dragged me to you lair or came barreling into my office, locking the door behind you and then spilling your guts! I miss that!" "Me too sweetie, me too."

The girls chatted for a good hour as they discussed what had been going on in their lives. Penelope was so happy to see JJ she was about to burst. "Honeycakes, I can't tell you how this has made my day! I knew you'd be the only one I could talk to about this! It's nice to know I'm not imagining things, that you have the same feeling I do about it." "P, I think that man is crazy about you, he just didn't realize it until you needed him to come to your rescue." "I hope so, cuz I'm sure nuts about him! I'll tell you what, I'm really curious what his next move will be, I want to be prepared for a counter attack!" "Just do me a favor? Be careful ok? Have you told Morgan about this?" JJ asked. "Oh hell no! I am so over Derek Morgan!" Penelope huffed. "What did he do this time?" JJ rolled her eyes. If she had a nickel for every time Pen had said that, she'd be retired to Florida, living the lazy beach life by now.

"I'm not even going to waste my breath talking about that man. He was my best friend! He couldn't even tell me...you know what, never mind! It so doesn't matter anymore. He had his chance...I'm done!" Penny stomped. JJ let her close that door for now, but filed it away knowing that it would come up again sooner or later. "You know he's going to lose his mind when he finds out you're screwing around with one of the bosses right?" "I couldn't give a shit less about how Derek Morgan is going to react, IF he ever finds out." "Mm-hmm". JJ rolled her eyes. "Not to change the subject Jayje, but do you know what the hell 'bruciare per me' means?" Penny asked as she whipped out her phone. "Nope, not a clue" JJ replied as Penelope frantically punched buttons. "Oh my GOD!" she gasped. "What? What does it mean?" JJ prodded. "It means 'burn for me'" And it was clear to Penelope what she must do. Burn for him? He was going to burn for her.

Oh yeah, she could see the raging inferno already...