The Rabbit Acts Like a Total Dick

Alice walked through the woods. The small island seemed to be very unpopulated. She turned behind a tree, seeing the white rabbit from earlier. "Aha! There he is!" She ran after him, her shoes starting to hurt as they hit the rough dirt. She stopped running, unable to see the rabbit anymore. She took off her shoes, which had magically transformed into heels somehow, and began running in her bare stockings.

"My, my, this story is getting much more bizarre," she said to herself. "I do feel much less angry than I did before." She ran faster. "In fact, I'm starting to feel better about everything!" She finally smiled. "This is great! I love this wondrous land!"

She ran faster, slightly closing her eyes, and ran into a tree. "Dammit," she said before she lost consciousness.

~Some time later~

"Ann..." Alice heard a voice in her ear. "Ann... Wake up, dearie!" Alice came too moments later. It was the white rabbit, its face in hers.

"Oh God!" She sat up quickly. The white rabbit leapt back. "Where am I?"

"Little Ann, I was so worried, you were just lying here, it's unsafe to fall asleep in the forest."

"Ann?" Alice scratched her head.

"Yes, if you could please go to the house over there and retrieve the Duchess' gloves, I believe she left them on the table."

The rabbit turned and started hopping away before Alice could get another word in. She sighed. "Well, I suppose I should get the gloves, then." She walked off down the road. "This chapter is getting really long."

Minutes later, she arrived at the house that the rabbit had told her about. As Alice walked inside, she noticed the room ever-so-slowly getting smaller. "Oh no. It's not happening again, is it?" And it was.

Alice crashed through the roof of the building, unable to move, trapped by the walls where her legs stuck out of the house. The rabbit came back, frightened by the loud noise. "What is that?" he asked himself. As he saw the giant leg sticking out of the wall, he leapt up in fear. "Good heavens! Someone, anyone, stop this madness!"

All of the creatures of the forest started to throw small rocks at Alice. "Ow! Ow! That hurts!" She yelled at them. A small rock landed in her mouth, slowly changing into a cake. As she bit down, she started to change again, this time getting smaller. "Thank goodness, I was afraid I would be stuck there forever." She eventually got her legs un-stuck from the wall... but continued to shrink. "Okay, that's a little too small." She continued to shrink. "That's way too small, I'd like to grow now!" She continued to shrink. "How small can I get now?"