Notes: This was done as a quicky on the AnimeSuki message boards but it was amusing so I decided to pop them here. This takes place in the 6th Division storyline and starts out with Hayate and Yuuno talking on their way to see their friends.
Just Friends?
By:Satashi
"Really?" Hayate asked happily, covering a small chuckle with her hand. "Everyone?"
"Everyone," Yuuno confirmed with a sigh as they walked down the hallways. "No matter what I did or said at the library, everyone there thought I was gay. It didn't help that they all knew I can cook and begged me to make dinner for everyone at least once a week. Nanoha never really helped either: when she came to stay a week with me that one time everyone actually thought we were a couple until she blurted out that she was dating a girl and I was her best friend in the world and she felt safe next to me..." He sighed again. " 'He sleeps with a girl and doesn't even try anything', they would say. 'Sure you aren't gay Yuu-chan, we believe you'. It got old."
"Yuu-chan?" Hayate stopped walking and looked up at him with sparkling eyes. "They called you Yuu-chan?"
"Uh oh..."
"Can I call you that?" She grabbed his sleeve when he tried to keep walking. "Yuu-chaaaaaan!"
"Why me?" He put his face into his hand and allowed the girl to walk next to him, still lightly gripping his sleeve much like Caro did to Elio. "But yeah, a few of them are coming to visit me this weekend so that's why I requested some leave time."
"You don't have to request leave time, Yuu-chan," She corrected him. "You tell me when you're going on leave since you're a civilian collaborator. They're going to come here though? Can I meet them?"
"If you want to, you'd get along."
"Sounds fun. I'll be sure to let them know you're straight as an arrow. At least I think you are?"
"Hayate!"
"Kidding, I'm kidding. Any girl would be nuts to not fall for someone like you."
"Really?"
"Uhn. You're really smart and kind, not to mention a gentleman and really really hot." She stopped walking again, realizing what she just said. "Not that I think your hot or anything, I mean, we're best friends and all, so, yeah, you're not hot... but you are hot, to us, I mean, no I mean, to females. Females think you're hot, not just me! I mean me as in me as in me girls me!"
Yuuno grinned at the stammering girl. "Hayate, you're doing it again."
Dejected, the girl tried to cover her face. "Why do I always embarrass myself in front of you...?"
"Come on," He put his hand on her back and encouraged her to keep walking forward. "I won't tell anyone."
"Thank you, Yuu-chan." She stuck out her tongue when he gave her a pleading look. "I'm keeping it."
The male chose not to reply, instead knocking onto Nanoha's door. "Nanoha? Fate? We're here, you ready to go eat dinner?" Nothing answered them so he tried again. "Nanohaaaaaa?" When nothing greeted him he shook his head. "Probably in the bathroom or something putting on their makeup." Checking his watch he realized that they were a few minutes late. "Oh well," He opened the door, knocking on it as he did so. "Nanohaaaaaaa, we're here."
"Harder Nanoha! Harder!"
The two stopped in the doorway, eyes wide.
"I can't Fate, I'm too tired!"
"You promised! I want it harder!"
"Mou, fine!"
"Ah! Ah! That feels so good! I love it hard!"
Yuuno closed the door, completely red in the face. "Well," He cleared his throat. "What say we go to the lobby and call them to come meet us?"
"Let's," Hayate confirmed as the two quickly walked away. "I can't believe them... right before we all go eat together..."
"Must be nice," He complained.
"Aw, don't worry, you'll lose your virginity one day, Yuu-chan," She teased him. "And I'll let all those girls who think you're gay know about it." Once again she realized what she had just said. "Not that [Iwe[/I would be having sex, because, you know, we're just friends!" She waved out her hands. "I mean you and another girl, some girl that's not me, because we're friends, although friends sometimes do have sex and I'm a virgin too, not that I'm saying we should." She pointed between them quickly. "Because that would be just weird, and you know, I've never thought about what it would be like if we, you know, had sex or anything, because I don't think about us having sex at all! That's not what I think about at night at all! I promise! I don't think about you, you know, to me or me, you know, to you, although that would be kind of fun, but not like fun-fun because we're only just, fun in bed together- I mean fun out of bed together, but it would be fun in bed with...ARRGH!" She stormed away from him, wanting to curl up and hide in a hole in the ground.
Yuuno smiled as he watched Hayate walk away from him. 'That girl is so cute and strange it's scary sometimes.'
"Ahn!" Fate cried out happily as Nanoha finally laid off of her. "Thank you sooooo much." Sitting up, she rotated her shoulder. "Ever sine I dislocated it yesterday it's been hurting non-stop. I'm so glad Shamal taught you how to pop joints and pressure point things."
"I wish she hadn't." Nanoha sorely rubbed her arms. "You make me push your pressure points so hard it makes my arms numb."
"I'm sorry," Fate gave her a small hug. "It just feels nice when you're having your back rubbed and joints popped. Everything is all warm and relaxed, I could curl up and sleep right now."
"We can't, Yuuno should be here shortly." She looked at her watch. "Where is he anyway? It's not like him to be late."
"Well, I'll rub your back until he gets here then," Fate offered with a smile. "Since you just rubbed mine for almost ten minutes."
"Please do," She turned and offered her back to her friend. "But you have to press hard too!"
