Title Teaching Hermione
Rating M
Warnings Contains mentions of a past rape, Molly, Percy and Ron bashing along with a couple of scenes of a sexual nature
Contains some text from Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
-Teaching Hermione-
Previously on Loving Hermione…
"Good," Percy said, observing the class. "I should like you to turn to page five and read chapter one, 'Basics for Beginners.' There will be no need to talk."
Percy left the blackboard and settled himself in the chair behind the teacher's desk, observing them all, ignoring the Daily Prophet which was on his desk. Harry turned to page five of his copy of Defensive Magical Theory and started to read.
It was desperately dull, quite as bad as listening to Professor Binns. He felt his concentration sliding away from him; he had soon read the same line half a dozen times without taking in more than the first few words. Several silent minutes passed. Next to him, Pansy was absentmindedly placed her quill between her lips, licking it in a manner that reminded Harry of Hermione when they were in their study periods at Grimmauld Place, the way that she would reward him for studying well, before she would kiss him.
Hermione, on the other hand, had not even opened her copy of the book when suddenly a spell was cast from next to her, Pansy firing it off.
"Detention Miss Granger." Percy said, smiling, not even looking at her. "And detention for you too Mr Potter, for not keeping control of your girlfriend. It is behaviour like that the Ministry would like to stamp out. Next time and it will be me escorting you to your Head of House, with you being expelled."
Harry knew that it was going to be tough with Percy in charge of their education. Looking at his girlfriend, he had an idea that he knew that she would agree with it, the opportunity to teach her the true course of Defence Against the Dark Arts…
The Great Hall, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, Scotland
2nd September 1995
"There will be no need to talk. There will be no need to think more like. The fucking waste of space putting us in detention. I am going to get the twins to prank him to hell!" Hermione said, getting angrier by the second, Harry trying to calm her down. "He blames me for something that fucking bitch did, and then blames you for not keeping me under control. I am going to write to Sirius to find ways to make that bastard suffer!"
Harry and Hermione eventually managed to get the Gryffindor and Hufflepuff First Years from their Transfiguration lesson, having met up with Susan and Justin, having decided to have their combined group sitting amongst the Hufflepuffs in the Great Hall
Dinner in the Great Hall that night was not a pleasant experience for Hermione, the news about her casting a spell at Percy during a class seemed to have travelled exceptionally fast even by Hogwarts standards. She heard whispers all around her as she sat eating with the Hufflepuffs, Harry holding his arm round her as he was eating, keeping close to her, at the same time reassuring her that he was not going to leave her willingly.
Eventually they had finished eating and whilst on the way to escort their group of First Years, they watched as the pain pounded on the windowpanes as they strode along the empty corridors back to Gryffindor Tower.
Harry felt as though his first day had lasted a week, but he still had a mountain of homework to do before bed. A dull pounding pain was developing over his right eye. He glanced out of a rain-washed window at the dark grounds as they turned into the Fat Lady's corridor.
"Mimbulus mimbletonia," said Hermione, before the Fat Lady could ask. The portrait swung open to reveal the hole behind and the group of them scrambled through it.
The common room was almost empty; nearly everyone was still down at dinner, the Weasley twins sitting in the one corner talking between themselves. Crookshanks uncoiled himself from an armchair and trotted to meet them, purring loudly, and when Harry and Hermione watched the First Years settle down, encouraging them to get their books out of their bags to start studying, the ginger half Kneezle headed over to the First Years, one of them who had another ginger Kneezle sitting next to them.
Harry gazed into the flames, feeling drained and exhausted when he saw Fred and George approach the innocent looking first years, giving them something to chew on out of a large paper bag that Fred was holding.
"No, I'm sorry, they've gone too far," she said, standing up and looking positively furious. "We gave them a warning and now they have breached it."
"We could have a word with them about their older brother at the same time." Harry said, agreeing with his girlfriend.
Suddenly, one by one, as though hit over the heads with invisible mallets, the First Years were slumping unconscious in their seats; some slid right onto the floor, others merely hung over the arms of their chairs, their tongues lolling out.
Hermione, Harry following her actions, squared her shoulders and marched directly over to where Fred and George now stood with clipboards, closely observing the unconscious students.
"That's enough!" Hermione said forcefully to Fred and George, both of whom looked up in mild surprise. "Yeah, you're right," said George, nodding, "this dosage looks strong enough, doesn't it?"
"I told you this morning, you can't test your rubbish on students!"
"We're paying them!" said Fred indignantly.
"I don't care, it could be dangerous!"
"Rubbish," said Fred.
"Calm down, Hermione, they're fine!" said Lee Jordan, who had come from the Seventh-Year Dorms, reassuringly as he walked from first year to first year, inserting purple sweets into their open mouths.
"Yeah, look, they're coming around now," said George. A few of the first years were indeed stirring. Several looked so shocked to find themselves lying on the floor, or dangling off their chairs, that Harry was sure Fred and George had not warned them what the sweets were going to do.
"Feel all right?" said George kindly to Mary and Mark.
"I…I think so."
"Excellent," said Fred happily, but the next second Hermione had snatched both his clipboard and the paper bag of Fainting Fancies from his hands.
"It is NOT excellent!"
"Of course it is, they're alive, aren't they?" said Fred angrily.
"You can't do this, what if you made one of them really ill?"
"We're not going to make them ill, we've already tested them all on ourselves, this is just to see if everyone reacts the same —"
"If you don't stop doing it, I'm going to —"
"Put us in detention?" said Fred in an I'd-like-to-see-you-try-it voice.
"Make us write lines?" said George, smirking. Onlookers all over the room were laughing. Hermione drew herself up to her full height; her eyes were narrowed and her bushy hair seemed to crackle with electricity.
"No," she said, her voice quivering with anger, "I will, however, get Filch to hang you by your toenails!"
"You wouldn't," said George, horrified, taking a step back from her.
"Oh, yes, I would," said Hermione grimly. "I can't stop you eating the stupid things yourselves, but you're not giving them to first years."
Fred and George looked thunderstruck. It was clear that as far as they were concerned, Hermione's threat was way below the belt. With a last threatening look at them, she thrust Fred's clipboard and the bag of Fancies back into his arms and stalked back to her chair by the fire.
"Listen, boys, don't piss Hermione off, especially as your older brother has already." Harry said quietly, his mind consisting of a 'Keep Hermione calm mode'. "Is there any way you could do me a favour and prank him to hell for us as he has put her in a detention for something Parkinson has done."
The twins nodded and saluted him, making him smile. As he headed back to Hermione, he remembered the idea that he had earlier about tutoring her in the DADA that Kingsley had given her.
"Hermione, you know how much Percy is going to get us killed, with Voldemort in the game," Harry started, knowing how he was worried about his girlfriend, "I can teach you Defence Against the Dark Arts the proper way, the way Kingsley is showing me on a Sunday now."
Hermione looked at her boyfriend and smiled, pushing him back on the sofa and kissing him. Fred and George wolf whistled whilst Dennis Creevey took his camera from his bag and photographed the couple, an idea to sell the photographs to The Quibbler passing through his mind.
Eventually they stopped kissing as suddenly Ron came barging in, shouting at Hermione, calling her a whore. If it had not been for Hermione stroking his thigh, Harry would have killed the redhead.
Abandoned Classroom opposite the Transfiguration classroom, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
2nd September 1995
"WHAT WAS YOU DOING, STROKING POTTERS THIGH AND THEN GETTING WEASLEY TO PUT HIM IN A DETENTION. I HAVE SPENT TOO MUCH TIME ON THIS PLAN TO MAKE YOU PUT HIM OFF!" Draco Malfoy shouted, getting angry with Pansy and her actions in Defence Against the Dark Arts. "It…it's a good job I didn't actually get father to rescind the betrothal agreement in reality."
"I'm sorry Draco…I didn't…I didn't mean to almost ruin the plan." Pansy said, as Draco was pulling his trousers down, his 5-inch erection sticking out, having not bothered wearing underwear all day.
As Pansy got to her knees, knowing that their night on patrol for their Prefects was tonight, trying not to get caught by their fellow patrollers Susan Bones and Justin Finch-Fletchery, she took her betrotheds erection in her mouth, all whilst thinking of Harry Potter and his giant member, having felt the tip of it when she had stroked his leg in Defence Against the Dark Arts.
Eventually Draco had come in her mouth, with her swallowing it even though she never wanted to do so. She watched as Draco staggered backwards in tiredness, wishing that she was in fact with Potter, unlike that Mudblood, Hermione Granger.
As she cleaned herself up, she heard the other two prefects coming around the corner, their part of the patrol finished. Waking Malfoy up, she made him get himself cleaned up and looking something like they had done their patrol.
"Remember the plan." Pansy whispered as Susan walked into the room. She took the opportunity to cement the 'split' between her and Malfoy, kneeing him in the balls.
"And that is for groping me you fucking ferret." She said, as Susan watched her hit him. 'And let's hope Bones reports to Potter that Draco and I are over. Now to get the Mudblood to leave him.'
Abandoned Classroom opposite the Transfiguration classroom, Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry
5th September 1995
The party for the First Years went well, with some of the Slytherin First Years joining in. Hermione had to laugh as the she had watched her boyfriend get embarrassed at the party, all because of the Marsh twins, along with Dennis Creevey, presenting him and Hermione a photograph that Dennis had taken, the one of Hermione kissing the life out of him.
What made it more interesting afterwards was how the First Years had gotten the two Gryffindor Prefects to read them a story from Hermione's book, The Tales of Beedle the Bard, a book with the Pureblood members of the group recognised from their childhoods. They have decided to read them the story of the Three Brothers, and Harry, who was always carrying his invisibility cloak with him, found the story quite interesting to read out.
Waiting for her boyfriend to finished in a meeting, she remembered about her Detention with Percy Weasley, and how he had made her and Harry each copy the text of Educational Decree Number 17 thrice, using four feet of parchment.
Eventually Harry walked into the room, muttering about how Draco Malfoy should be such a shot, or executed in such a grisly fashion, and how he was going to do it when the ferret was least expecting it.
He had been to the Gryffindor Quidditch try-outs the previous day before the party come out with Angelina Johnson as captain for the team, when the Slytherin team played by the new captain Draco Malfoy decided to start heading towards the pitch to disrupt the Gryffindor proceedings. It was only thanks to Fred and George that stopped Harry from beating the life out of Malfoy, just for the way that he had attacked him by using the Cruciatus Curse.
It was during this argument with the Malfoy Heir that he had decided that he would pay the ferret back in kind, but not using an Unforgivable as he did not want a new residence in Azkaban Prison, a place which if there was a way to give a review for it, he knew Sirius would give it no stars as a holiday resort!
Both of them remembered how Susan had told them a couple of days ago, about how she had spotted both Pansy Parkinson and Malfoy, both in the classroom that they were in following their patrol, and that Pansy had said that Malfoy had groped her, and the subsequent kneeing in the balls of the Slytherin Seeker, to which Harry and Hermione both had to laugh at the Malfoy boys discomfort!
What made it worse for Harry was following his session with Kingsley, he had asked the Auror why Malfoy had gotten off. Kingsley had replied with the honest answer that Narcissa Malfoy had allowed money and sexual offerings to change hands.
"Hey gorgeous." Harry said, kissing his girlfriend, smiling as soon as he had seen her. "Are you ready for our lesson?"
Nodding in the affirmative, Harry started on by mentioning how she needed to picture what she wanted to do, starting off with a random spell from first year, and instead of saying the incantation, letting her magic power itself to the wand. After a few tries, Hermione did it, casting her first non-verbal spell.
"Normally that's on the curriculum for next year, but Kingsley wanted me to learn it as it would be classed as an instant Outstanding in the OWL Exams." Harry explained, noticing Hermione's face light up.
He knew that teaching Hermione would be the best thing ever, but he wouldn't expect the request that was made a few weeks later...
-Teaching Hermione-
Coming Up in Chapter 05 – Harry teaches Hermione the Patronus Charm, and gets propositioned by the Weasley twins and a pair of Hufflepuffs…
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Type Multi Chapter
Status WIP
Distribution FFN, AO3, GryffindorTom Online
Story ID 242 / / / Publish Date 19/02/2017
