A/N: WHY ARE YOU STILL CHASING ME, O GREAT CHEESE MONSTER! ZERO DO THE DISCLAIMER WHILE I RUN FROM THE CHEESE MONSTER THAT I AM NOW CALLING BOB!

(Zero) Okay then... Crystal doesn't own anything, so try not to sue her.

Japanese: "Why is the..."

Vampire: "Cheese Monster still..."

Thoughts: 'Chasing me?...'

Mind Link: 'HOLY SHIT! NOW THERE"S A PIZZA MONSTER! WHY ME!'


I laid on the railing while Yuki and Zero kept an eye on the Night Class. I was just about to doze off when I heard Zero say, "So how is Kaname Kuran, your hero, doing tonight?"

'Must be talking to Yuki.' I ignored the rest of the conversation in favor of trying to sleep. Suddenly, a buzzing noise filled my left ear. I used my right hand to swat away the mosquitoe, before I realized that I was still on the railing.

"AHHHH!" I screamed as I fell over the side of the rail. I abruptly remembered the powers I have over the wind. I summoned a breeze to set me on the ground gently. I heard Zero sigh and say, "I better make sure that she didn't kill herself." Just as I landed on the ground, Zero launched himself off of the railing.

"Show off." I mumbled as he landed in a crouch next to me.


"Hey, Zero, do you smell that? Smells like Yuki's blood." I asked.

"Let's go check it out." I nodded in agreement. We both took off running in the direction that the scent came from.


The scene we walked onto was odd. Two Day Class girls had collapsed onto the ground. Hanabusa was holding Yuki's hand, and there was blood running out of his mouth.

'That little fucker hurt our baby sis! Ready to kill him?'I asked through mind-link.

'Hell yes!' Zero replied. In a flash, Zero and I were holding one gun each to Hanabusa's face. My gun, Bloody Moon, was pure black, while Zero's Bloody Rose was pure white. Our voices intertwined as we said, at the same time, "Drinking blood whilst on school grounds is strictly prohibited. Getting drunk on the scent of blood... You have finally revealed your true nature, vampire."

"Zero, Tsume, don't!" Yuki begged.

"Oh? It was just a taste." Hanabusa said, as if it was nothing. My rage reached its peak, and I could feel Zero's own anger rising at those words. Without another thought, I fire a bullet. From the sound of the resulting explosion, Zero fired one as well.

The smoke cleared to reveal a chibi-fied Hanabusa, and Yuki holding onto Bloody Rose and Bloody Moon. "Whoa, that was scary!" Hanabusa said chibi-ishly.

"Idiots! Why did you shoot!" Yuki yelled at us. Suddenly, I noticed Akatsuki looking up at the overlapping symbols above his head, a result of our guns. One was an outline of a rose surounde by swords, while the other was a red crescent moon, which was surrounded by stars.

"What the..." Akatsuki started to say.

"They are called 'the Bloody Rose', and 'the Bloody Moon'. You should be more careful, Aido. They were made to kill vampires like us." I turned to look at Kaname, and Ketsu, who was right behind him.

"Well then... We better take care of these fools. And the stupid chairman will need a full report." Ketsu sighed.

"Stop being a lazy ass Ketsu. It's just a little bit of writing. Vampire up!" I scolded, before turning to face Kaname. "Kaname..." I started.

"Is that okay with you, Kiriyuu?" Kaname asked.

"Zero..." Yuki asked, worried.

"Just get them out of my sight, Kuran." I rolled my eyes. 'Someone's jealous that Kaname isn't giving them more attention.' Zero turned and walked away, so I faithfully followed.


I walked into the chairman's bathroom, since the damn dorm bathrooms are closed until dawn.

"WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE!" Yuki screamed at me. I jumped a bit, just noticing her, but yelled right back anyway.

"BITE ME! THE DORM SHOWERS ARE CLOSED UNTIL DAWN! It's not like I want to look at you anyway." I mumbled the last part as I started to take off my clothes.

"DON'T JUST COME IN HERE AND START STRIPPING! I'M STILL A GIRL!" Yuki yelled. 'No, you're not.' I thought to myself.

"You just thought 'No, you're not', didn't you?" Yuki asked, mad. I simply gave a dead-pan look to her. Suddenly, I walked over to her and sniffed the air around her.

"I can't smell the blood anymore." I said casually. I turned around and walked out the door, grabbing my shirt on the way out.