Eleanor's Cereal

Eleanor and Domino walked into the factory, This is where it happened. Conveyer belts moved empty boxes down them and into giant funnels from which Cereal fell. All of which looked stupid and highly unbelievable. The two walked slowly careful not to trip any traps that might have been set when suddenly they heard-

MOOOOOOOOOOOO

They both looked up to see a Big Daddy walking by, Except his armor was White with Black Spots.

He drill was replace with an utter, Which was pretty gross looking.

'' Is that a cow? ''

'' No Eleanor.. That's a BIG COW ''

'' Big Cow? ''

'' A new type of Protector, It wanders the halls of Cereal Factory's and protects Cereal... and it has an utter. They shoot expired milk, So expired that it's all chunky and gross.. Oh god I hate expired milk. ''

'''… Okay.. ''

The two continued down watching out for the '' Big Cow '' and trying to find Andrew's office when suddenly they bumped into a statue of Andrew Ryan, In one hand he was holding a box of Cereal, in the other hand he had a Audio Diary. Eleanor took the audio diary and played it.

I am Andrew Ryan, and I am here to ask you a question: Is a man not entitled to the cereal of his own box?

No, says the man in Supermarket. It belongs to the store.

No, says the man in the factory. It belongs to the workers.

No, says the man in the house. It belongs to me, Get out of my house.

I rejected those answers. Instead, I chose nutritious. I chose the impossible. I chose... Andrew O's!

A cereal where dieters would not fear the calories..

Where the milk would not be bound by petty cereal.

Where the great would not be constrained by the small.

With the money of your wallet, Andrew O's can become your cereal, as well.

The audio diary finished and Eleanor returned it to it's place.

'' What an ass, He just changed the words to his stupid '' Entering Rapture '' speech.

'' I thought it was beautiful.. What a visionary! ''

'' Shut up.. ''

The two continued on and finally found his office. It was right there. In plain sight.

'' There's do doubt that the floor around the entrance is rigged with trapped.. Now all we have to do- ''

BEEP BEEP BEEP

'' Sorry I wasn't paying attention.. I think I set off an alarm. ''

'' YEAH REALLY? ''

'' MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO ''

Eleanor was stuck on the wide of the head with a giant utter. She looked up and saw an utter right in her face.

'' Oh no.. ''

The utter sprayed her face with spoiled milk, The chunky milk, stinky milk was too much to bare. She went unconscious.

'' Eleanor... NOOOOOOOOOOO... ''

'' I.. Will avenge you.. ''

Domino charged the big daddy and shoved her syringe into his porthole and pierced it. The Big Daddy screamed and tossed her off of him. He charged her with his bouncer attack but it did nothing since his drill was replace with an utter..

She flipped over him and stabbed him in the back multiple times. He knelt over in pain and surrendered.

'' Oooh.. I've always wanted to do this. ''

Eleanor got up holding her head.

'' God that milk was horrible, Did you get him? ''

'' Yeah look he surrendered.. OOOH I have an idea. ''

Domino grabbed her pistol and removed the big daddys helmet.

'' Hey daddy, Shoot yourself in the head. ''

For some reason he complied and kill himself.

'' hahahahaahha, You saw that Eleanor? Just like the beginning of bioshock two ''

'' That wasn't funny... ''

'' Oh crap.. I forgot that was your father... heh... No hard feelings right? ''

'' Shut up, Lets go find my Cereal.. ''

The two walked into the office, It was pretty plain. A desk with a picture and a TV on it, a bunch of bookcases and self portraits. She walked up to the desk and lifted the picture frame. It was a picture of Andrew and Jack laughing holding golfing clubs.. I don't get it.

She continued to search his room while Domino kept watch.

She started with his desk, Pencils, paper work, enzyte. She looked in the other draw and found white powder like the one her mother had. What is this stuff? She closed the draw and took a random book from the bookcase.

The bookcase swung open and revealed a secret room.

'' How cliché ''

'' Cmon, Domino. ''

The two walked down a dark spiral staircase into a dark room with a Cereal box in the middle on a lifted pedestal. The entrance leading to the stairs closed behind them.

'' A box.. That must be the Cereal. ''

Eleanor walked slowly too it.. Sweat dripping down from her forehead. She took a look at the black Cereal box, It had white tape around it which had writing on ti that said '' Prototype Cereal ''.

'' Domino, Pass me the decoy box. ''

Domino pulled another cereal box out of her box, It was a box of plain Andrew-O's.

'' Okay.. Theres no doubt that removing this box will cause a bolder to fall from the ceiling and chase us down a hill right over there that seems to be the only exit. I will trade this box quickly with the other one and they will never know what will hit them. ''

Eleanor held the decoy box and reached out with her other hand nervously.. She would have to be fast.

Slowly... Slowly... Slowly..

'' Cmon, I'm tired hurry up. ''

'' Sssshhh ''

Slowly.. Slowly... Slowly... Eleanor quickly switched the boxes. No alarms seemed to trigger.

'' Great ''

BEEP BEEP BEEP, WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP, ALERT ALERT ALERT.

'' F**K ''

Instead of a bolder falling down, Cereal started pouring into the rooms from tiny vents. A wall rised blocking the only exit.

'' Ahhh.. This Cereal is pouring in fast... Yep were dead it's at waist level. It was nice knowing you Domino. ''

'' Eleanor.. I have something to tell you. ''

'' What? ''

'' I LOVE YOU ''

'' …. We've known each other for like 10 minutes ''

'' I just wanted to be dramatic.. ''

The Cereal was at neck level now, The two swam up trying to remain alive for as long as possible.

'' Maybe there's a way out? ''

'' I have a plan.. We have to EAT or way out. ''

'' Oh god.. Andrew-O's suck, I'll never eat them. ''

'' Eleanor, This is a life and death situation.. NOW EAT ''

Eleanor let out a big gulp and started to eat the Andrew-O's. Domino did the same.