my first hour of school was weird pretty much everyone looked at me like sitting ducks it's like I stole something from the principal office I'm just new I met this kid named Paul he seems chill someone I can hang out with he wants to be a gangster and live in the west side I don't know if he's joking or he actually wants to but living there was hard and after that some girl with big party's is having one and didnt invite him or even me I don't know why pretty much a lot of people were but not me well I bet those party's are gonna suck any way the teacher just let us out for lunch and was talking about meatballs which everyone just ran for.

:where you little kids think your going if your going to the bathroom I'm coming with you

Ash:dafuq

May:don't worry his on drugs I'm pretty sure

Ash:if you say so I have never heard of a drug that makes you think bout meatballs and going to bathrooms with damn students

May:yeah it's a new drug and he's addicted to it

Ash:damn looks like he's having a good time

May:anyways...

Ash:what

May:it's lunch and we're still in class

Ash:oh god for real ima get food real food

ash has never gotten real food mostly he had to steal it jump someone or wait till there done eating it or take a chance and take it from gangs and probably get beaten almost to death

Ash:mmm what's that smell it smells so good is it from the cafeteria

Paul:hey bro don't get food from the cafeteria it's trash

Ash:what are you for real then what's that really bomb ass smell

Paul:probably from them they cook there own food

Ash:what ima get some from them but ima try the school lunch first

Paul:if you say so peace out

Ash:ight

as ash got his food and looked for a place to sit someone called his name

May:hey ash come sit next to us

Ash:ok thks

Dawn:so ash how your liking your first day of school

Ash:it's ight nothing much what bout you

Misty:it's good for the first after lunch it gets worse

Everyone agreed

Ash:why does it sucked after lunch

May:the next to classes would've been better if it wasn't for

Misty:those bitches

As she pointed to a group of girls walking outside the cafeteria

Ash:what's wrong with them

Serena:well there mean

May:they don't like us

Misty:they're better looking then us

Dawn:they roast us really bad

Gary:they only date guys to get higher likes on instagram

Drew:there better Pokémon trainers in the hole school

Ash:they don't look that bad

Misty:hey guys let's tell ash what's the worst thing those bitches tolled us from this year or last year

May:that I suck more monkey balls thanPokémon contest

Dawn:I'm never getting a boyfriend in my entire life

Serena:I'm the worst Pokémon trainer in the whole school

Gary:that I smell like a snorlax sleeping in mud

Drew:they called me vegetable head

Brock and mallow:are cooking taste worse than muk juice

Lille:I'm scared of any type of Pokémon

Lana:water Pokémon trainers are the weaker than splash attack

Leaf:the kanto region is the weakest region of all the region

Lyra:I should die from charizard flamethrower

Red:...

Cilian:I have the worst eyes in the entire life

Iris:they called me king kings wife

Barry:they called me mayonnaise hair and lice liver

Paul:they called me Barney head looking ass plum hair of shit

Dawn:oh my god Paul what are you doing here

Serena:Paul can you watch your mouth please

Ash:ok that's kinda fucked up

Misty:hell yeah that's why we hate them

Ash:no I'm talking bout dawn shocked that Paul here for me that's fucked up

Gary:damn ash you got a mouth

Barry:that's because he talks to Paul

Paul:I'll be leaving

Dawn:bye Paul

Misty:and what about those girls roasting us isn't that fucked up

Ash:well yeah but try to roast them back tho

Serena:roast them back

Ash:yeah like they talk shit you talk shit

Serena:I can't do that I'm a good girl

May:Serena we have to try it at least

Serena:ok but I don't want to curse

Ash:you don't have to roasting is not all bout cursing

Serena:really I was thinking wrong I'm gonna do it

Misty:you know I'm doing it I'm gonna roast her ass clean off

Gary:that'll be hot

Lille:umm Gary there's girls here

Gary:I know but it'll be more hot

Lyra:Gary if your trying to be funny your not doing a good job

Gary:I'm not trying to be funny I'm telling the truth

Ash:damn Gary so you like one of them

Gary:umm no but I'm also not gay right red

Red:...

Ash:if you say so I didn't get a good view of them so I don't know if there fine or not

Drew:fine what does that mean

Gary:I think fine means like what fine regular means

Ash:nope

Cilian:fine must mean another word for alright or ok if I'm not wrong

Brock:fine must mean that my cooking is just fine

Red:...

Barry:fine is me I'm fine

Misty:not to ruin the argue of fine but we got company

Barry:is it superman

Dawn:no it's worse

Serena:well ash help us on how to roast

Ash:help you on roasting?

Lana:how do we roast

Lyra:I'm not ready

Ash:i just show you how to roast

Leaf:please ash can you demonstrate it pleas

Serena:please ash help us

Ash:ight who do you want me to roast

Misty:those bitches we told you

Ash:ight here goes nothing

Next time what will happen how are those girls first of ash tell what fine means the way he says he be able to roast red say a Barry stop screaming chapter 5 coming soon