my first hour of school was weird pretty much everyone looked at me like sitting ducks it's like I stole something from the principal office I'm just new I met this kid named Paul he seems chill someone I can hang out with he wants to be a gangster and live in the west side I don't know if he's joking or he actually wants to but living there was hard and after that some girl with big party's is having one and didnt invite him or even me I don't know why pretty much a lot of people were but not me well I bet those party's are gonna suck any way the teacher just let us out for lunch and was talking about meatballs which everyone just ran for.
:where you little kids think your going if your going to the bathroom I'm coming with you
Ash:dafuq
May:don't worry his on drugs I'm pretty sure
Ash:if you say so I have never heard of a drug that makes you think bout meatballs and going to bathrooms with damn students
May:yeah it's a new drug and he's addicted to it
Ash:damn looks like he's having a good time
May:anyways...
Ash:what
May:it's lunch and we're still in class
Ash:oh god for real ima get food real food
ash has never gotten real food mostly he had to steal it jump someone or wait till there done eating it or take a chance and take it from gangs and probably get beaten almost to death
Ash:mmm what's that smell it smells so good is it from the cafeteria
Paul:hey bro don't get food from the cafeteria it's trash
Ash:what are you for real then what's that really bomb ass smell
Paul:probably from them they cook there own food
Ash:what ima get some from them but ima try the school lunch first
Paul:if you say so peace out
Ash:ight
as ash got his food and looked for a place to sit someone called his name
May:hey ash come sit next to us
Ash:ok thks
Dawn:so ash how your liking your first day of school
Ash:it's ight nothing much what bout you
Misty:it's good for the first after lunch it gets worse
Everyone agreed
Ash:why does it sucked after lunch
May:the next to classes would've been better if it wasn't for
Misty:those bitches
As she pointed to a group of girls walking outside the cafeteria
Ash:what's wrong with them
Serena:well there mean
May:they don't like us
Misty:they're better looking then us
Dawn:they roast us really bad
Gary:they only date guys to get higher likes on instagram
Drew:there better Pokémon trainers in the hole school
Ash:they don't look that bad
Misty:hey guys let's tell ash what's the worst thing those bitches tolled us from this year or last year
May:that I suck more monkey balls thanPokémon contest
Dawn:I'm never getting a boyfriend in my entire life
Serena:I'm the worst Pokémon trainer in the whole school
Gary:that I smell like a snorlax sleeping in mud
Drew:they called me vegetable head
Brock and mallow:are cooking taste worse than muk juice
Lille:I'm scared of any type of Pokémon
Lana:water Pokémon trainers are the weaker than splash attack
Leaf:the kanto region is the weakest region of all the region
Lyra:I should die from charizard flamethrower
Red:...
Cilian:I have the worst eyes in the entire life
Iris:they called me king kings wife
Barry:they called me mayonnaise hair and lice liver
Paul:they called me Barney head looking ass plum hair of shit
Dawn:oh my god Paul what are you doing here
Serena:Paul can you watch your mouth please
Ash:ok that's kinda fucked up
Misty:hell yeah that's why we hate them
Ash:no I'm talking bout dawn shocked that Paul here for me that's fucked up
Gary:damn ash you got a mouth
Barry:that's because he talks to Paul
Paul:I'll be leaving
Dawn:bye Paul
Misty:and what about those girls roasting us isn't that fucked up
Ash:well yeah but try to roast them back tho
Serena:roast them back
Ash:yeah like they talk shit you talk shit
Serena:I can't do that I'm a good girl
May:Serena we have to try it at least
Serena:ok but I don't want to curse
Ash:you don't have to roasting is not all bout cursing
Serena:really I was thinking wrong I'm gonna do it
Misty:you know I'm doing it I'm gonna roast her ass clean off
Gary:that'll be hot
Lille:umm Gary there's girls here
Gary:I know but it'll be more hot
Lyra:Gary if your trying to be funny your not doing a good job
Gary:I'm not trying to be funny I'm telling the truth
Ash:damn Gary so you like one of them
Gary:umm no but I'm also not gay right red
Red:...
Ash:if you say so I didn't get a good view of them so I don't know if there fine or not
Drew:fine what does that mean
Gary:I think fine means like what fine regular means
Ash:nope
Cilian:fine must mean another word for alright or ok if I'm not wrong
Brock:fine must mean that my cooking is just fine
Red:...
Barry:fine is me I'm fine
Misty:not to ruin the argue of fine but we got company
Barry:is it superman
Dawn:no it's worse
Serena:well ash help us on how to roast
Ash:help you on roasting?
Lana:how do we roast
Lyra:I'm not ready
Ash:i just show you how to roast
Leaf:please ash can you demonstrate it pleas
Serena:please ash help us
Ash:ight who do you want me to roast
Misty:those bitches we told you
Ash:ight here goes nothing
Next time what will happen how are those girls first of ash tell what fine means the way he says he be able to roast red say a Barry stop screaming chapter 5 coming soon
