It's been a while and I like to thank Kurasuchi for reviewing my stories for me for the past chapters. I promise more Gintsu parts here and it's now the daily comedy part.
I honestly can't do humour though but I'll try.
Sorry that I did not let you review this but I'll be a bit busy at the moment. Anyway Enjoy.
I do not owe Gintama as it belongs to its rightful owners.
Lesson 4: Never try to do anything strange as you'll regret it later
She still couldn't get over it.
She still could not get forget the thing that happened 2 days ago.
The fact that Gintoki chosen Tsukuyo over her was still mind blowing to her.
She shake her head in disbelief, as his 2 teenagers exit his hospital room to let Tsukuyo take over the shift.
"Tsukky chan, don't worry about it." The little China girl tried to cheer her up. "It's not your fault Gin Chan ended up like this."
"It's not that Kagura," the blond woman looked at Gintoki lying peacefully in his sleep, "It's just that, I can't stand the fact that I'm still not strong enough to protect myself, or...him."
"It couldn't be helped Tsukuyo san," Shinpachi stood up and clean his glasses, "you were caught up in a surprised attack and was forced into a corner.
She turned her face towards the teenagers, "How about I watch him in your place, you guys have been here for 2 days already."
The 2 remaining Yorozuya nodded and left the hospital as they believe that they could put their trust in her.
"Humph," Sarutobi peaked from the corner, "I'll be the one on Gin san's side this time!"
Nightfall came and as Tsukuyo watched him, she finally fell asleep on his chest forming a cross like shape that was missing an arm from the bird's eye view. l- - (Like this shape for those who can't picture it)
Sarutobi was hiding on the top ceiling while looking for the perfect chance to swap places with her but unfortunately, fell asleep before Tsukuyo did.
Time passed, and not long after, it was already 5 am.
The patient's eyebrows twitched while slowly trying to open his eyelids.
"Where am I?" He thought to himself, "And why does my chest feel so heavy?"
His dead fish eyes slowly looked down to his chest. And realise the person he least expected to be doing this, is right on top of him!
"Tsukuyo?" He tried to whisperer to himself but no voice comes out.
"I can't hear myself," he tried speak again, "I CAN"T HEAR MYSELF!"
Mmm... Tsukuyo woke up trying to get up but she could not move a muscle.
"Eh?" she thought to herself, "I can't move. And why does something feel odd here?"
She slowly looked up and caught a pair of crimson eyes staring right down at her lavender ones.
"Gintoki, you're awake!" She taught in excitement for 5 seconds before coming back to reality, "And I still can't move!"
"Oi, Tsukuyo get off me and still no voice comes out..."
"Oi, Gintoki," she telepath in her mind, "I can hear you..."
"Eh? You can hear me too?" He thought, "But wait, does this mean we both have Kanashibari?"
"What?" Tsukuyo thought, "Kanashibari? But I don't believe in ghost!"
"What I don't believe more is that we can hear each other even without talking!" Gintoki telepath to her mind.
"M-maybe people caught in Kanashibari can hear each other?" She telepath back, "And why does my back feel so heavy?"
GIntoki slowly looked at her figure and was sweating buckets.
He did not realise when he was asleep, his arms were wandering around Tsukuyo all over.
His right hand was on her back while his left hand on the other hand...was groping her beast.
His eyes were glowing in fear, if she knows about this, he is defiantly gonna die. But so far she noticed nothing maybe because of the amount of pressure that she already felt when her chest was lying down on his.
"Calm down Tsukuyo," Gintoki telepath to her again, "I experienced this before we got to wait for the others to come and rescue us..."
They waited and waited but before they knew it, it was already 9 in the morning.
"Ah!" Sarutobi jolted, "I over slept!"
She looked down the ventilation van and her eyeballs almost dropped off, "I can't believe it! That Bitch is still trying to get ahead of me!"
She tried to jump down but the room door suddenly opened, "Gin san, we came to visit you." Shinpachi opened the door.
"And we brought Hinowa and Seita!" Kagura finished his sentence.
The 2 adults stared at each other when silence filled the room.
"Help us?" Tsukuyo panicked, "Yeah right. More like they'll miss understand!"
"No comment." He telepathed.
"Are they still slepping?" Kagura asked.
Shinpachi moved his glasses, "No Kagura, their in a Kanashibari."
"EHHH?!" Tsukuyo was shocked, "How the hell does he know about it?!"
"Don't tell me..." Gintoki thought.
"Again?" Kagura questioned.
"Yup." Shinpachi answered. "I heard that the writer is going on a holiday overseas, and I see 2 ghost binding them down to prevent them from doing things while she's away."
"EH?!" the Kanashibari victims exclaimed silently, "G-G-Ghost?!"
"Eh?" Hinowa asked? "You could see the ghost?"
"Yup" he replied, "These glasses are really useful."
"In fact, the ghost look both human." He moved his glasses again, "Both with long hair at least shoulder length or more. One of them has a burnt face with a large bulging eye. While the other one has gray-brown hair, a-and his head is f-floating..."
The 2 'ghost' turned their eyes towards Shinpachi and then gave him the chase.
UUWWWAAAAHHHHHH!
As the four eyes ghost buster ran out from the room, the room was once again filled with silence...
Then Seita spoke up, "Gin san, I'm...I'm so sorry I made all of you worried..." He tried to hold back his tears but they won't stop flowing.
"Jezz, quit crying already." Gintoki spoke, "You're not making me feel any better..."
He suddenly stopped talking for awhile then he spoke again.
"I-I can hear myself talk again!" He laughed to himself, 'OH GOD! I FREEE!"
But while self celebrating, he did not realised that he squeezed Tsukuyo's breast tighter...
The room went silent again, and her face was starting to become as red as a strawberry while her lavender eyes were in a state of confusion...
"WHAT THE HELL DO YOU THINK YOUR'E DOING?!"
She gave Gintoki a German suplex which hit so hard that it smashed the bed into 2.
"And it looks like she's free from Kanashibari too..." Kagura murmured.
They laughed off merrily while Tsukuyo stood up in embarrassment.
"By the way mom," Seita asked, "What's a Kanashibari?"
"Well Seita kun," Hinowa answered, " Kanashibari is when you wake up but can't move..."
Sarutobi was watching from above the room listing to their conversation while she was still in her own world. She then thought to herself.
"Huh," She snorted, "See. That bicth is obviously jinxed."
"If I was by Gin san side, this would never happen to him." She continues to rant.
"Oh yes...I will continue stalking him and prove the views that I am the one who truly deservers GIN san!"
YAY! It's done! And yes I really am away so I thought pulling a Kanashibari stunt would be suitable for this chapter.
It's shorter than usual but I rushed a bit while typing this. I'm honestly out of ideas what to write next before the final part of the story. But it's about Gintoki seeing Tsukuyo while Sarutobi works out her evil scheme.
If you have any ideas, Please tell me at the reviews. Cause I really need it.
And I need it to be slow and realistic. Don't rush to the lovey-dovey parts yet.
You can write as many as you want I'll accept 5 as maximum. I will credit the one who gave the idea and it's really appreciated. :)
