Disclaimer: Did you know that I do not own Watchmen?

A/N: Very short drabble...


The Comedian looked Dr. Manhattan up and down a few times, and he smirked. "...So, you like to walk around in the nude?"

Dr. Manhattan shrugged. "Yes...what of it?"

"It must be pretty awkward," The Comedian sneered, "When you get a boner in public situations...it must be really, really awkward...everyone can see it...very embarrassing...ho ho..." He lit a cigar and stuck it in between his lips.

"...You're right...it is..." Dr. Manhattan admitted with a heavy sigh.