YEAH! Ok I'm updating…..MADDIEYOUR IN BIG TROUBLE! Ok well any who I'm finally updating, sorry I haven't in awhile busy week. So here is Chappie 3! OH! And thank you PainofLife your idea will be added into the next Chappie and you need to tell me if you're a boy or girl so I can make you into the next Chappie!


Chappie 3: Edward next to Bob!

EPOV

I really wanted to know what the love of my life was thinking so it was time to take a little peek in Alice's

mind. I looked in and I saw…

APOV

I couldn't help it I had to look at this vision again, I ran it through my mind and once it was over I heard

Edward yell from down the hall "WHAT THE FUCK! ALICE!"

I ran out of the house to try to warn Bella to watch out but it was too late, I was already pinned to the

ground.

EPOV

I looked into Alice's mind….. Bella was sitting on a black rocking horse humping it in a purple thong and

pink corset saying "EDWARD!" and giggling. I stopped there frozen with disgust and yet pleasure and then

anger because Alice has found this amusing and hasn't told me. "WHAT THE FUCK! ALICE" I screamed. I

heard the front door open and I quickly chased her down. She took a couple of leaps and I tackled her to the ground.

APOV

"OWW! WHAT THE FUCK EDWARD! GET OFF OF MY BREAST!" I screamed, it was a good reason to

make him get off me and he did…Teehee "I'm sorry Alice, it's just you always keep something in your little

noggin and I knew it would be about Bella so I looked and I got really mad at you because…. Well…. I

WANTED TO SEE HER TOO!" "OMFG! YOU PERVERT! WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU! You have a

bunch of shit that runs through your mind you know that?!" Than Jasper came running out of the house and

was pinned to the ground in no time by the teddy bear himself…….EMMETT!

JPOV

Esme and Carlisle were out hunting and Alice and Edward were outside, I was thinking I would have a little

fun so I went down stairs and grabbed a glue bottle. Elmers glue wasn't very good but it would be fun to

play with, so I went into Emmett's room. Emmett was a bit preoccupied, or doing the mattress dance, or

baking cookies, or playing bingo, or going for home run, or WHATEVER YOU WANT TO CALL

HAVING SEX! I sneakingly took the warming gel off the desk and emptied it into the sink and filled it up

with the glue. I put it back and ran out laughing my head off when I got to my room.

EMPOV

"OH HOLD ON BABY! LET'S NOT GO TOO FAR WITHOUT SOME OF MY SUPER WARMER!" I

said as I reached out from under the blue silk comfort and grabbed the bottle. "Oh, what the fuck Emmett?!

Just put it on, no need to put it on your hands!" "Ok baby, whatever you say…." And I squirted it until it

wouldn't come out no more… then…..

JPOV

"WHAT THE FUCK! EMMETT YOUR SNAKE IS STUCK IN MY BURROW!" sweet, sweet victory, I

should start running…. "AAAAAAAAA!" "HEY IT WASN'T MY FALT THERE WAS GLUE IN THIS

FUCKRN BO-"oh shit. "JASPER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

EMPOV

I quickly put on some fucking pants and tackled Jasper when he was just exiting the house. Alice stood up

and yelled "EMMETT GET YOUR FUCKING ASS OFF OF MY HUSBAND!" and then she jumped

toward me but then Rosalie exited the house with the blanket covering her and tackled her….. I didn't

notice anything else because the next thing you knew Jasper and I were into the bushes.

EPOV

Rosalie's blanket fell off so she and Alice were fighting in the nude and Alice was kinda in the nude because

her shirt was ripped off, Emmett's pants fell off in the bushes and jasper had a rip in his pants all the way

up his leg and you could see his briefs. And since they were all having fun and I was just sitting there doing

nothing but sitting and staring I decided to have a little fun too, so I took off my shirt, ripped off my pants,

took a chair from off the porch, yanked my pink briefs off, and got on the chair and started scooting in

circles singing "WE'RE CHAIRS, WE'RE MIGRATING, WE'RE CHAIRS, WE'RE MIGRATING!" and I

kept saying it over and over and I didn't even notice the large roar and the bright red truck pull into our

driveway.

BPOV

I pulled into Edward's driveway because I needed Emmett to fix Bob, but instead I saw something else that

was even better than getting Bob fixed. I pulled my video camera from off of the dash board and started

video taping it; this truly was the other side of the Cullen's, a bunch of DBS (DBS means dirty, blond

stripper) vampires who are fat with a ph. (PHAT means physically, hot, and , tempting!)


OH YEAH! I AM SO PHAT! lol jk but here's a longer chaooie and sry once again about this being so late but anyways... I LOVE YOU GUYS! lol... i know you see that little review button so you better click it or i'll have to do for ya! lol XD! jk