A/N: I'm writing this more as an actual episode, so I'm using the chapters to separate scenes. Because some scenes (well, most actually) are short, then most of the chapters will be short. It just seemed like the best way for me to add new scenes as I go along without everything getting jumbled together.

Please feel free to review, this is my first fan fiction, so I would love feedback. Constructive criticism is welcome.

Disclaimer: I don't own Glee or anything else that I might steal and use here


Will Shuester walked into the choir room filled with the members of the Glee Club. The sounds of teenagers chattering diminished as he placed his briefcase on the piano bench.

"Principal Figgins has asked us to put on an assembly for the school," Will announced. Rachel perked up at the opportunity to show off her talents to the school, while the rest of the club groaned behind her. "Trust me, I feel the same way," he continued, "that is why we are going to practice until this performance is fool proof. I also expect all of you to be on your best behavior, the last thing we need is a repeat of our last assembly," he glanced at Puck.

Puck sat up, "Why are you looking at me? I know I have the biggest balls when it comes to sticking it to the man, but I wasn't the one who came up with getting shit faced for that assembly." Puckerman crossed his arms over his chest and looked at Rachel. Everyone else looked in her direction as well.

Rachel dropped her jaw haughtily, "It is tactless to point out ones previous indiscretions."

"I don't know what that means," Finn bumbled.

"It's when you take off your clothes in public," Brittany earnestly explained. Santana looked at Brittany mouthing the word 'no'.

"It means," Rachel interjected, "that I am not the only one who thought getting drunk was a good idea so don't blame me." Rachel turned in her chair from her fellow club members to the teacher at the front of the room and smoothed her skirt across her lap. "What is the subject of this assembly, Mr. Shue?"

"Principal Figgins wants us to perform a song to show how discrimination and prejudice are wrong," he answered.

"So every time 'Kwik-e-Mart' has a problem with something he's going to use us to fix it?" Santana asked.

Will Shuester sighed, "That is exactly the kind of attitude that is a problem at this school. You all know what it's like to be treated badly just because of who you are or what you like to do. Not to mention, we should look at every public performance as practice for regionals. So, I would like you all to brainstorm tonight and tomorrow we'll listen to what songs you come up with." The school bell rang and the Glee club dispersed.